#this might be petty but idgaf cause this person pissed me off

[saintjosie]

i’m not humble bragging when i say im pretty and passing. i’m hot as fuck.

when i brag, i brag with my whole chest, and i don’t do it often. so let me brag for a minute.

i am an excellent photographer and i worked in professional photography and videography for almost a decade and have traveled all around the world to do so. left image taken in milan, right image taken in thailand.

i hold one of the top scores on rush pinball on record. 25th in the world last i checked and i got this score five months after picking up pinball.

i try new hobbies all the time and almost always pick them up at an insane speed. on the left, first time painting since high school on the right, first acrylic pour.

after two weeks learning archery, i shot a regulation 140, better than many hobbyists do after shooting for years. image taken from my first day of shooting and shooting at full range.

i’ve dabbled in makeup art. this was after three weeks of learning how to do eye shadow.

i can sing, play guitar, bass, piano, drums, can improvise on all of them except piano and i write, produce, mix, and master all of my own music. i started learning music production four years ago from online videos and have 100s of thousands of streams and am working on a full album. this was my spotify wrapped for 2023.

other miscellaneous things

i have a masters degree

i learned how to lockpick in seven minutes

i’ve been world top 500 demon hunter in diablo 3 multiple times

i cleared slay the spire on my first run

i have cleared every song on guitar hero 2 and 3 on expert 100% (yes even through the fire and flames), and could clear more than half of them either blindfolded, left-handed, or both. (not anymore tho lol)

i taught myself how to cook, i make up my own recipes frequently, i can improvise recipes using whatever is lying around, i can guess how to make a recipe without looking it up, and many people have told me that my cooking is the best thing they’ve ever eaten.

i took a data science bootcamp and then worked at a fortune 500 tech company for several years and i also turned down job offers from google twice.

strangers regularly come up to me and tell me i’m unrealistically gorgeous and that i have the best skin they’ve ever seen.

i’ve turned down several men in the mainstream music industry who tried to slide into my dms

oh and i can dance at bars, have a good time, AND look sexy while doing it.

so like 🤷‍♀️

[devilsdaughter2]

Rant

So this is going to be a rant. A very long coming rant. No names will not be stated. Feel free to ignore and pass over this. =3 This is going to be kind of all over the place.

So first of all. WHAT THE FLYING FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT? Like seriously, oh man people are so fast to stab each other in the back that there’s no sense of real trust between folks. Like why are people surprised by the simplistic of kindness? This should not be a thing on this server. Like oh man you gave me a glyph? Why? What’s your motive? Uh it’s called im not a dick? Why is that a mindset on this server. CAUSE WE MADE IT THAT WAY. No one is free of saying they didn’t do it. Like oh man, I’m gonna post about how I never intentionally step on someones toes but then Im gonna do something I *know* will piss off a group of people cause lawl fuck them. I see it everywhere. Sure I’ve done it. I’ll admit that! I’m not some sweetheart that doesn’t get angry. Yea, when I’m pissed, I’ll be vengeful as shit. But guess what, I don’t go around making people feel like shit. Sure I’ll try to upstage someone but I will never go out of my way to put them down or make them want to quit. What’s with that mindset where oh I don’t like them so they should get off my server. Like this isn’t elementary school, this is not a box of crayons you get to decide who uses and who doesn’t.

Furthermore, You’re so full of fucking crap. Oh its a miscommunication. Once is miscommunication, twice is coincidence, but three, four, ten times? That’s you doing it on purpose. So learn how to not do it, or stop being a jerk that pretends to be victim of miscommunication when you’re just taking everything personally even when it’s got NOTHING to do with you! Oh this person left when I showed up. Maybe they’re avoiding you, maybe they’re not. Trying to force your presence on them isn’t gonna make them want to be around you either way! Like shit man, If I’m avoiding you it’s so we don’t start shit. Oh man that doesn’t make me a cunt, that makes me adult enough to know to walk away when it’s making me unhappy. This bullshit of “Oh I don’t like them, but I continue doing stuff with them is cause if I don’t it will start drama.” That’s dumb. Like beyond dumb. If you don’t like someone, you don’t gotta say shit. Just WALK AWAY. Oh you like RPing in this one spot? Guess what, this game is HUGE. You will find another spot you like. You dont gotta stay in one city to get the RP you want. You got friends, just be like “Hey can we RP here?” and 9/10 times, I assure you, they will be like yea sure lets go. There’s this magical thing called imagination, where you can go somewhere abandoned and pretend to be in the same place you just were. Oh I want to RP in a city but I don’t want to go to Stormwind or Silvermoon? Oh shit Old Dalaran tends to be empty! Poof new city to rp. Don’t want it to be a city but want a harbor? Dude Ratchet and Booty Bay are great, and so is Venture Bay in Grizzly Hills! Like dude there is endless possibility. Oh you wanna RP in a human city without anyone finding you and your friends? Guess what.. There’s instances! Look at Old Stratholme. Don’t talk to Arthas and enjoy a nice city! Old Hillsbrad! Blackrock Depths! Gnomergan! Magisters Terrace! Oh man it’s like there’s a lot of dungeons and raids! MAGIC!

Also what is with this arrogance on the server? Like why does majority of people HAVE to like you? Whats wrong with just having fun with a small group of people? Like you are stressing yourself out with this idea that you have to be what the server expects you to be. Oh you’re a house guild? You better be really into politics or the military! Uhm no, Hows about I’m a house that earns money via taking care of farms and fisheries? Oh you’re a Blood Knight Guild? Must be SUPER serious 24/7 no fun allowed. Uh dude, Ima go have a snowball fight cause I can only fight so much. “We pride ourselves on being super serious, always in character.” That’s so EXHAUSTING though? Like have you tried being IC everywhere you go? You burn out FAST. Gotta take a day to do stupid shit like take over a brawl arena on the Isles with guildies and cackle and run around giving people hugs before killing them. Do old content or play browser games! “Oh so you run a lot of community shit? Does that mean thats all you do? Ima come to all your shit.” Man, fuck that. Maybe I wanna do a guild event where we just go swimming? I dont want a bunch of people outside the guild crashing it cause lawl you’re the community person.

And especially gonna call out the paper abusers! There are some great people who are so kind as to run papers for us, but just cause they post your shit, doesnt mean it is 100% server cannon everyone must follow you. And you are stupid for thinking thats how that works. Guess what, another point! Just cause you think you’re top shit for x,y,z, does not mean that the paper HAS TO show up and report on your crap. They got lots of people coming to them, so guess what, they might not get to report on your shit. Or maybe one paper isnt reporting the same way another is. So what? They’re doing this to have fun, not a job. You gonna start paying them money for tokens? No? Then shut the fuck up about they owe you whatever. They owe you NOTHING! Idgaf if you’re bffs, you do not get to make demands of them!

What is this stigma about politics? “Oh well they are trying to control me!” Uh no bitch, sit your ass down. So a bunch of noble rpers wanna form a council and start doing noble shit. Good for them! Let them do what they want. No one is forcing you to acknowledge them or what they are doing. Like I can turn to a noble house and be like fuck you, and they’ll just shrug and go on their way cause guess what. They dont gotta put up with me! Same goes for if they try to force a rule on me. I get to laugh and walk away cause bitch I didnt agree to shit. Its like *gasps* we don’t have to listen to other players. AMAZING I KNOW!

You know what’s really great? Talking to people. Its a beautiful thing. And you would be surprised how much better you feel talking to someone straight on. Like shit, lets say someone pissed me off cause they booked an event over mine. Shocker, it will happen! Talking to them generally lets ya sort shit out so it either A. Doesnt happen again. or B. You can work together. Or you can come to terms with each other and be like breh I dont wanna do stuff with you and heres why, now Im gonna go so we arent at the same place cause I dont wanna cause a fuss. Oh look at that, you are now an adult and everyone understands and isnt left going “Why is this person suddenly avoiding me? What did I do wrong?” Its a *great* feeling getting it off your chest and lets the other person get closure. Now thats not to say walk up to someone and be like I hate you cause you stole my dress. Like no. Now you’re being petty as shit and need to sit your ass down. Same goes for if you go I hate you so you should kill yourself. Like seriously, thats not needed and you just look like an ass.

Finally, fuck all yall for making fun of someone with mental illnesses or experiences. Oh this person has PTSD, lawl lets do stuff to set it off. Yea you’re an ass. Oh this person hears voices? Lets make them feel like they’re going crazy by playing jokes on them that make them question reality. Yea, how about I punch you in the face? Hardy har har. No seriously, fuck you. Like yes this is me mad, go fuck yourself. Its not cute, its not funny, its seriously offensive and cruel.

End of rant (for today)!