#this one is in honor of the three grads I went to in 72 hours (arguably too many)

[livwritesstuff]

Hazel posts a tiktok that says: POV ur stuck between my dads at my sister’s graduation

Steve: Gotta check what yardline we’re on

Steve: *spends several minutes checking, including getting up out of his seat for a better look*

Steve: 44

Steve: That’s no good. Shoulda got a seat closer to the edge.

Eddie: Shit, I don’t know any of these people

Eddie: You think we’re at the right school?

Eddie, looking at Steve: You hear that?

Steve: House wren

Eddie: That it is *high-fives him across Hazel*

Steve: Robbie’s here, right?

Steve: Like, she definitely woke up in time, right?

Eddie: I think they left her off the program.

Eddie, pointing to the R's: No Robbie.

Steve: Well, for one, her name is Amelia.

Steve: So...off to a bad start, but it's alphabetical by last name so you should be looking under the H's anyway.

Hazel: Yikes, Dad.

Eddie: How should I know?

Eddie: *I* didn't graduate!