#this was the creative motor up the ass incident

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watching some of pierre’s cut down vods. he and maxo really just found a toy and immediately fucked in aadams murder mystery house. in the middle of being given a tour. and then came back later to do it again.

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Game night with the Toa Metru: what not to play.

Vakama: Poker. Counts cards. Plays dumb about it without actually denying that’s exactly what’s up. He can do this with many card games, but Go Fish never got him tackled by Onewa, so. No poker.

Matau: Charades. He doesn’t even need the Mask of Illusion, his creativity is 100 and his dignity is 0. His team will win. Also sweeps the entertainment category of trivia games.

Whenua: Charades, but for exactly the opposite reason as Matau. He is hopeless and your team will lose. Overthinks every prompt and his clues are obtuse at best.

(“The card says ‘gukko,’ why did you start stomping??” “Because gukko derives from the Old Matoric ‘ugukk,’ meaning ‘stomp,’ describing their nesting habit of stamping in a perfect circle-")

Also opposite of Matau, he wipes the floor with every trivia category except entertainment.

Nuju: Chess. Duh. And he refuses to go easy on anyone. The only person who plays him is Vakama, but even he only wins 16% of the time.

Nokama: Any word game, at all, ever. Did you think she was too nice to be competitive? Think again. Words are her thing, and being willing to die for her team doesn’t mean she'll let any of them beat her at her thing. She kicks ass at Pictionary, too.

Onewa: Jenga. He has an artist’s fine motor skills and an architect’s intuition for structure. Jenga is also banned after The Incident — Onewa has not beat the “moved the floor during Matau’s turn” allegations.