#thorkell is ❤️✨✨

[rukia-writes]

Can you do NSFW headcannons for Thorkell and a short (5ft/150cm) female? 👀

You know what...✨✨ this is a good ask✨✨ I do believe somewhere that it is said Thorkell is 50? Mid 50??? But you know that doesn’t stop our war loving viking so let me give this a whirl✨I do apologize this got a little long.❤️

✨NSFW:

✨The more I think about it if Thorkell ever had a s/o it would be cute if they were small/short.

✨A 5’0 female s/o?? So cute. Thorkell can’t. So small.

✨eventually gets a size kink.

✨Bad.

✨Just randomly picks her up and carries her(gosh now I can’t).

✨always make his short woman sit on his lap. ✨

✨Thorkell in the begining thinks he’ll break her. So he avoids sex (not that’s it’s on the front of his mind anyways.)

✨once his woman shows fire though that she wants sex and that she can take it..

✨Thorkell gets a little slackjawed but gets a smile on his face, rubs large hands together, and finds out that night how much she can take of this demon called Thorkell.

✨Thorkell is a freak. He is right up there with Snake, an older! Canute and Thors. (Anyone who says otherwise can fight me)

✨Dirty talk, spanking, hair pulling, breeding kink, and putting both his hands on her breasts while he works that pussy of hers.

✨His favorite thing to do is to grab her hips and slowly ease her on his cock, then quickly taking his cock out. This drives her insane.

✨”I’ll fuck you if you say please.”

✨”I’ve said please many times.”

✨”Hm? Oh, I just can’t hear you. Guess I’ll just-“

✨proceeds to slowly ease his cock in for what seemed the hundredth time that day.

✨One time Asgeir accidentally caught the two in a shed together and at first he was like “omg no” but then he never left and he just watched. And watched. And watched.

✨Like he is so amazed one could take on Thorkell, much less with his above average cock, and his massive arm muscles. Thorkell knew asgeir was watching but did he care? No, as a matter of fact Thorkell puts on a show.

✨Has his woman on spread her legs, he puts hands underneath her knees, puts his cock in as his woman’s pussy adjusts to the size and straightup fucks her. Right where asgeir can see in full glory.

✨Thorkell doesn’t give a damn.

✨”Look at you taking your commanders cock so well. You’re such good little nymph.”

✨”No other Viking can fuck you like I can. No one.”

✨Asgeir just loses when it he hears.

✨”Thank you Thorkell! Thank you for the great fuck!”

✨”You’re welcome. My little nymph. I’m glad li taught some manners.”

✨once it’s all said and done Thorkell will randomly ask Asgeir while at a tavern, “Did you cum as hard I did, Asgeir?” The man spits his drink and is so red in the face. Thorkell simply laughs, but he does make sure no one is around again.

✨Aftercare is going one of two ways with Thorkell. Either he is going to talk or he’s going to be asleep.

✨That’s it.

✨he ALWAYS places his hand over hers. Thorkell likes that, but don’t tell anyone.

✨A dirty secret (fantasy) of Thorkell’s: Thorkell wish he could time travel just once and have both him and Thors (before he met Helga of course) fuck his short s/o.

✨Thorkell gets hard just thinking about it. He knows his little nymph can barely handle him, but both him and Thors?? At the same time??

✨Thorkell’s nearly drools at the thought 💭

✨Rukia-Writes✨

[rukia-writes]

Hewwo! May i request Thorkell and Bjorn getting cuddled by their s/o please? Uwu

So we are cuddling with a bear and a giant.✨

Bjorn was falling fast asleep in a cart as Askeladd and his men had made camp for the night.

It was very quiet.

“Bjorn, scoot over. Will you?”

Bjorn groaned as he scooted over a little so his lover could join him.

However, he wasn’t expecting for his love to cuddle him.

“What’s this?”

“I’m holding you Bjorn.”

(Name)’s arms wrapped around Bjorn’s waist as he smirked in amusement.

“I can see that. Would you like to read me a bedtime story too?”

“Sure. Once upon a time-“

“I was joking (Name).”

The two chuckled as Bjorn scooted closer to (Name) both talking until they both fell asleep under the stars.

“What the hell are you doing (Name)?”

Thorkell asked with confusion as (Name) was cuddling the giant while the two were trying to sleep.

Thorkell was a rather large man and even though (Name) tried to hug him, Thorkell was just to big to put arms around.

“I’m cuddling you, you big giant.”

“..oh. Okay.”

Thorkell then acted “soft” and cuddled up to his lover, then blinking a few times and looking innocently at his lover he asks

“You must really love me.”

“I do.”

Thorkell gasped in shock like a teenage girl in love, making (Name) chuckle as Thorkell did this all the time.

“Truly, I am blessed-“

“Can the both of you shut up? Some of us are trying to sleep!”

“Hey! Asgeir let the boss enjoy his lover now.”

“Yeah! Stop being a cock block.”

The two were a bit quieter with their display of affection.

✨Rukia-Writes✨

[rukia-writes]

Sorry didnt notice that you already posted yandere thorkell! ❤️❤️how about jealous thorkell instead?

Buckle up

✨Thorkell is just going to be over dramatic.

✨He’ll be laying down on the ground kicking his feet saying.

✨“(Name) doesn’t love me. Spending so much time with that nobody!”

✨Or

✨“I’m so much cooler than that nobody.”

✨Thorkell’s band just look at the giant like “Has he finally lost it.”

✨Thorkell will just pick up his s/o in his giant arms and hug them tightly with a “upset” look on his face.

✨“You’re still mine right?”

✨“Of course. Where is this coming from? Is it Askeladd-“

✨“Don’t you dare say his name!!”

✨Thorkell will battle whoever or whatever for making him feel jealous.

✨Trust.

[rukia-writes]

Hi there! Can I request a scenario where someone (an enemy) in the middle of the battle cuts thorkell’s girlfriend long, beautiful and precious hair and he tries to comfort her? Thank you! Love your blog 💕

Awww 🥰

“Thorkell? What are you doing?”

Thorkell was running his fingers thru (Name)’s hair, (Name) liked the touch but was a little put off by Thorkell giving (Name) puppy dog eyes.

“I’m giving your hair love.”

“Love?”

“Yes. Haven’t you heard when a man runs his fingers thru his lover’s hair it grows back twice as long and strong.”

Thorkell flexed his muscle making (Name) chuckle, Thorkell was trying to cheer (Name) up and it was working.

“Now for the finishing touch!”

Thorkell’s men looked at Thorkell kiss the top of (Name)’s head.

“Aww!”

“That’s so sweet boss.”

The men cheered making (Name) feel a bit shy, Thorkell on the other hand didn’t care as he smiled from ear to ear.

Then he gasped in shock.

“Guys do you see? It’s growing!”

“Oh my gosh!”

“Holy shit! It’s growing (Name)!”

Thorkell was obviously playing and the men were playing along.

None the less (Name) runs touches the ends of their hair and smiles.

“It is growing.”

The men cheered and Thorkell nodded his head as taking credit for making (Name)’s hair grow.

“Freyja better watch out!”

Asgeir shouted making the men cheer aloud. Thorkell continues to rub his fingers through (Name)’s all that day.

(Name) didn’t mind at all.

✨Rukia-Writes✨

[rukia-writes]

NSFW alphabet for Thorkell? Big man needs some love ❤️❤️

Thorkell ❤️✨✨

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Thorkell is going one of two ways: either he sleeps or he wants to talk either about his adventures or his s/o.

No in between one or the other.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Arms. Thorkell likes his arms.

On his partner he likes legs, lips, and hair.

Long hair or short hair so long as there is hair.

He would prefer long hair so he can grab it while taking his partner from behind

But short hair works just as good.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Likes to cum in his s/o mouth. Bonus points if they swallow.

Face too.

Thorkell has no problem coming inside his s/o, especially if they are female.

Viking babies.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Has wanted to have sex on the rooftop with his s/o.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Not very experienced, but he knows what he’s doing.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Any position where he can see his s/o face to face.

He wants to see their face as he brings them to an orgasm.

Turn him on more.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Depends on Thorkell’s mood that day.

If he’s happy he’ll joke around a little and enjoy his partner to the fullest.

If Thorkell is in a bad mood he’s just going for business.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Thorkell’s hair has actually turned curly in the manga so lol 😂

Hair is curly but not wild

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Thorkell may not be romantic, he’s tentative.

Caters to his s/o needs.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Very rare.

Too busy fighting.

Then again if he’s stressed from not fighting he’ll jack off if he doesn’t have a s/o.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Oh boy.

A power kink. Bondage. Spanking. Hair pulling.

Role play kink. Dirty talk.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Outside. Inside. In the river. Out the river

Outside of a church.

Thorkell doesn’t give a damn.

If he’s horny or if his s/o is horny..Thorkell is down.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Lifting something.

Show them muscles.

Show him you’re strong and he’s ready my friend.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Nothing that involves pain or blood.

That’s for the battle field.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Prefers receiving

But Thorkell will give with his tongue 👅

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Depends on Thorkell that day.

A good mood= a sensual and fast pace.

A bad mood= it’s a rough fuck.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Not a fan but doesn’t mind.

Prefers the full act so he can relax longer.

But! If battle is calling he prefers a quickie.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

This Viking thrives off risk.

Asgeir might find out? Thorkell doesn’t care.

His brother is in the next room??? He doesn’t care.

Askeladd could see-

Thorkell doesn’t care.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Thorkell can go for many a rounds.

A day just full of sex?? Thorkell is your man.

Can last forever if he doesn’t reach his peak.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

No toys.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Thorkell will tease slightly not a lot.

He’s very fair.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He Isn’t loud

But his s/o will be.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

❤️😭✨✨✨ Big boy

He’s a very big boy. Please go slow with him

I’m going to on a limb if Thorkell is 7’2 and weighs like 400 pounds..

I say 10 inches maybe more. He is as wide too.

No partner should be unsatisfied.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Fairly high. Likes a good round of sex in the morning and night.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Almost immediately.

✨Rukia-Writes✨

[rukia-writes]

Hey, got any headcanons for what Thorkell would do if he had a S/O who was easily scared? It's new year's eve and I'm terrified of fireworks.... I'd love to get a hug from Thorkell honestly. XD

Of course ❤️✨✨ I too would love a hug from Thorkell.

⚔️I could see him trying to cheer them up.

⚔️he might chuckle at them but he would pat their head or he would pick them up and carry them in his big arm or arms.

⚔️He believes he is carrying his s/o away from the problem. So proplem solved. 👌🏻

⚔️Thorkell is a big teddy bear. (One you shouldn’t mess with but still)

⚔️”Don’t worry (Name) I’ll defeat whatever scares you.”

⚔️in case of the fireworks I can see Thorkell offering for his s/o to get underneath his shirt so they can “hide” from the fireworks. (🥰)

✨Rukia-Writes✨

[rukia-writes]

Hello! Love the Vinland Saga content ♡, was wondering if youd like to do some sfw & nsfw headcanons for Bjorn or Thorkell (im happy with either of them, they deserve all the love) Have a nice day/evening/night! ♡♡♡

They both do deserve the world anon. They do.❤️✨✨

If it’s alright with everyone I’ll do Thorkell (No disrespect to Bjorn. We love Bjorn in this house 🏡)❤️✨✨

SFW❤️✨✨:

⚔️I hope I’m not sounding like a broken record but he would let his s/o sit on either shoulder or if he felt like it he would carry them, just because.

⚔️If his s/o doesn’t want to walk. All they have to do is say the word.

⚔️If his s/o wants to walk and not be carried Thorkell; he respects that.

⚔️But he pouts.

⚔️Sitting and talking while looking at the stars at night while talking about war stories, funny stories, or family funny moments.

⚔️Thorkell is a big teddy bear 🧸 (that one should never fight. Never forget the horse that he punched.)

⚔️Training with his s/o is what he would call “fun.” Does he hold back? Kind of Thorkell knows his strength and killing his s/o would not be good.

⚔️Does he like it when they try and fight him? He does. He finds it funny when rather than serious sometimes.

⚔️Thorkell will hold his s/o in his lap and make sure they are asleep. Then he sleeps...

⚔️But his s/o wakes up when they hear Thorkell snores.

⚔️It’s going to be a long night.

Nsfw❤️✨✨:

⚔️I hope Thorkell’s partner isn’t scared of a big dick because it’s ..I-

⚔️It’s big.

⚔️Thorkell is the dominant one in the sex relationship, but some days he just wants his s/o to sit on his face, or ride him or hell do whatever they want to him while he sits back and enjoys himself.

⚔️Have you seen Thorkell’s fingers?! Wherever his s/o wants them they can get off alone on his fingers.

⚔️A daddy kink? Yes. To Thorkell it means power, he’s able to keep his s/o safe, he’s the one calling the shots. Thorkell is down for that.

⚔️”Come to daddy (Name), I’m ready to hear your moans tonight.”

⚔️Thorkell likes a good blow job in the morning (Just like Askeladd).

⚔️If his s/o can handle his cock that is.

⚔️Likes receiving oral more than giving.

⚔️Spanking? Yes. Dirty talk? Yes? Walking a little funny the next morning cause Thorkell was in the mood? Most definitely.

⚔️Will never deny or tease a orgasm. As a matter of fact he waits and loves to see and her his s/o orgasm.

⚔️It lets him know he’s done his job right.

⚔️This man is amazing at what he does.

⚔️He’ll be smug about it too.

⚔️Thorkell is very seldom a passionate lover, he’s a rough lover. He wants to make sure his s/o feels his touch everyday even if he’s not there with them.

⚔️Thorkell would be a cross between rough and fun. It depends on his mood. Sometimes, it’s both.

⚔️aftercare? Not so much with Thorkell. Once he has had his fill he’s asleep for the whole night.

⚔️I hope his s/o doesn’t mind that.

✨Rukia-Writes✨