#to all my alfred's girlies i hope you'll like it!!

[garunsdottir]

tlk + songs: the spider's face (by emilie autumn) for you fear the man who can save your life

[cipheress-to-k-pop]

Prepare for your inbox to be spammed now that I am back

Also……. 👀 👀 if I may I’d like to request a (romantic) letter with one Mr jason todd?

Going by she/they pronouns, it’s your favorite cryptid tumblr mutual zea ;) I never fully die on this site forever but I’m also not fully alive

SOME UPDATES FROM MY TIME IN THE GRAVE TOO!

I graduated!!! Officially!!! Your girl is going to be a college freshman

Made it into Boston university for communications and media sciences 😤😤 returning to be an East coast girlie after being a Midwest girlie

New goal: get a Boston boyfriend who works in a bakery in little Italy and can give me free access to baked goods

Turned 18 but this was like way back in March 😅😅😅

….still don’t have a driver’s license

Helloo my lovely cryptid! Congratulations on graduating!! And getting into university! I'm so proud of you, zea! You worked so hard for this! I'm so happy to see it all paid off! Also happy belated birthday! We don't really have too much of an age gap but for some reason I'm still seeing you as a a baby grasshopper ^^ <3

Hey baby girl,

It's been a while, hasn't it? I'm sorry I haven't been able to talk much with you, I've been on a lot of missions lately so I've been occupied. I know that isn't really an excuse, especially when you have so many amazing things going on in your life as well so I wanted to apologize by writing this letter for you.

First off, damn baby, you graduated from high school and got into Boston university? I never got the chance to completely appreciate all the hard work you put in for this so please forgive my belated congratulations, my love. I'm so so proud of you, you've done really well and you deserve everything that you have gotten and even more. I hope you really see how amazing you are and give yourself enough credit for all your accomplishments.

Secondly, are you worried about moving to the East Coast? It's okay if you are, but I know you're going to do just fine. You always come through, you always work hard and you always manage to find the best in every situation. I know you're going to do great, I can't wait to hear all about it.

Thirdly, was lowkey thinking about moving to Boston, and using all the baking skills that Alfred taught me and open up a bakery? A little birdie told me that you wanted a Boston boyfriend to give you free pastries and baked shit. Which, first, rude. Like do you not see the hot piece of ass here just waiting for you like a hot wife when you get back home from Boston?

And secondly, rude, because do you not know that I bake shit better than any Pillsbury doughboy in little Italy can?

And lastly, about the driver's license. You do realize you have a loving boyfriend who can take you out for motorcycle rides like a damn chauffer and who would be more than willing to steal the Batmobile again just to give you a ride to your morning classes, right?

If only I could, but you would probably benefit from asking your little Italy boyfriend. Considering you both do live in Boston. No, no, I'm not bitter. You can lose this cinnamon role for someone's soggy, old beignets. Alfred will never forgive you though, so maybe don't. For the old man's sake.

Jokes aside, I really am happy for you, zea. You've been doing so great and I'm so proud of you. I know that you're a big dreamer so you'll have no problem going after what you want but don't forget to take care of yourself (and not your little italy boyfriend). I love you so much, baby.

Stay safe, I miss you.

JPT