#to build up immunity to germs we wore these jumpsuits that were apparently the exact colors of the ones at Joliet’s prison it was. somethin | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

loptrcoptr · 2 months

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This Willy wonka nightmare pop up thing in Glasgow is giving me all the flashbacks to my time working in a toys r us nightmare pop up that was also terrible and badly done and I love/hate that this is apparently a universal experience that some of us have now lmfao

#I came up with all this jargon and a whole script for how to run our fake train to toyland #it was a room with TVs dressed as windows and I had to co NBC once all these kids it was actually a train and they were actually moving it #and I succeeded man I was so good I did not get paid enough lmao none of us got paid enough #grown ups would steal the candy from the kids everything was always broken people would abandon their kids inside and complain when we call #d the cops everyone’s son was named Brayden or denim one man encouraged his kid to lick everything #to build up immunity to germs we wore these jumpsuits that were apparently the exact colors of the ones at Joliet’s prison it was. somethin

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