#toby is basically yoda

[djs-sideblog-for-pog-trains]

I started daydreaming a wholeass star wars au on my drive home while listening to disco star wars

[the-weird-kids-next-door]

Hello, I'm on cocaine. For all, how does it feel to be working for slender man? "Mmmmmmmm this is some good shit" shut up yoda! Sorry, for Jeff, how does it feel to kill most of your family? "MMMMMMMMMMMM, EVIL BATMAN HE IS" ... yoda. (The "we will be right back" screen appears)

Masky: “It’s basically like being a killing slave when Slender doesn’t wanna do anything himself”

Hoodie: “Plus, you still have to deal with Slender Sickness long after being “hired” by him, so that’s an added annoyance.”

Toby: “It’s n-ot fun at a-all, and you c-an’t leave until S-Slendy decides you’re n-ot useful anymore.”

Jeff: “....It feels awful...knowing what I did to my mom, my dad, my brother...and having Sully as a reminder every day...it’s horrible...”

[damn-behzinga]

After Meeting A Little Early

Ethan Payne (Behzinga) X Reader

summary- you and Ethan have a son at the age of seventeen. the sidemen love him to pieces.

warnings- teenage pregnancy, my terrible writing, mentions death and illness

request - Idk if u take requests but could u do one where u and Harry or Ethan had a child at 17 and how life is now with the sidemen and all that /:) ( @bohobondi )

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It was one silly little accident that had changed both yours and Ethan's life. Your little boy, Benjamin, was born in October the same year Ethan had turned seventeen. Your parents had kicked you out angrily after you told them but Ethan's mum welcomed you with open arms. You still talk to your siblings and grandparents.

Ethan was nervous to introduce little Ben to the Sidemen. He was scared shitless to even tell them he had a son, let alone for them to meet him. Ethan had his nappy bag on his right shoulder, car keys in hand and held Benjamin to his left hip. Ben was three at the time and it was the first time the Sidemen had met the kid due to timings not working out.

"Wanna knock buddy?" Ethan asked, not having a free hand to knock the door. Ben leaned forward and knocked on the door. "Good job." Ethan praised.

Ben beamed and cuddled closer into Ethan. Simon opened the door with a smile and looked down at the little boy.

"Hey there, I'm Simon." He said softly.

"Say hello, Benny," Ethan whispered. Ben simply waved a little before sucking on his thumb.

Ethan walked further into the flat to see the rest of the men on the sofa. The men immediately quietened at the sight of the small boy.

"Benny, say hello to my friends." Ethan smiled. Ben looked up slightly at the group of men and waved slightly. "Do you want to say hello?"

"Hello," Ben whispered. The men awed and said soft hello's to the boy.

"Do you want to look around?" Ethan asked the boy as he put him down. Ethan took the bag off and placed it on the table next to his car keys. Ben hugged into Ethan's leg to hide from the men.

"Um, he has some toys in the bag, maybe play with him to introduce yourself to him. He'll get more comfortable around you." The men nodded before sitting on the floor. Ethan threw them a few of Ben's favourite toys. A train, a stuffed polar bear, and a few building blocks.

Ethan laughed and watched as Ben grabbed his stuffed polar bear. Ben immediately turned to Josh and Tobi and pushed the polar bear in their faces.

"Who's this?" Tobi asked. "Why hello there Mr Polar Bear, my name is Tobi." Tobi shook the toy's hand.

Ben giggled and started to show the toy to each man, making them introduce themselves to it. Ben let out a loud laugh before showing the men his toy train. Ethan smiled contently at his on before looking at the time.

"Right mister. We need to work so can you go sit on the chair for me. Do you want your tablet?" Ethan asked softly.

Ben frowned but nodded and moved to sit on the chair that was facing the sofa. Ethan grabbed the small blue tablet out of the bag and passed it to Ben, turning on Peppa Pig. Ben giggled, letting out a small 'Piggy!' before watching his tablet intently.

The men sat down to film a Q and A.

Midway through the filming, Ben put his tablet down and pushed himself off the chair. Ethan watched his son carefully. Ben quickly ran up to his dad and made grabby hands. Ethan picked up Ben and pulled him into a cuddle. He laid back on the sofa and continued the conversation. Soon enough, Ben was asleep on Ethan's chest. The men all awed at the sight and quickly quietened their conversation.

"I'm gonna walk around with him, you continue this," Ethan whispered. The men nodded and allowed Ethan to sit with his kid and relax.

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"Uncle J!" Ben's voice rang out in the flat. JJ quickly picked Ben up and pulled him into a hug.

"You alright, little man?" JJ beamed at the boy.

"Do you know what today is?" Ben asked.

JJ frowned and rubbed his chin. "No, what's today?"

"It's my birthday!" Ben yelled.

JJ put him down and grabbed a present from the table. "Well, I guess this is your present then!"

"No way! Thanks, JJ!"

"Don't open it yet!" You smiled. "Wait until later okay?"

Ben nodded and gave you the present which you then put on the big table.

"You didn't have to JJ." You whispered.

"Nah, it's the least I could do for my favourite nephew!" JJ said.

"But paying out for his entire party- Jide." You sighed.

"Look, you've gone through a lot lately," JJ said. "And besides, the other guys chipped in, it wasn't just me."

A few weeks before Ben's birthday, you had found out your nan had passed away and that your grandad was ill. Since you didn't talk to your parents, you weren't allowed to go to her funeral and never got to say a proper goodbye. You had taken the passing really hard and Ethan also struggled. Then you lost your job and it felt like the world was falling apart. Ben had been begging for a birthday party but you truly believed it wasn't in the cards when the men had said they had planned an entire wildlife-themed party for Ben. You and Ethan had cried happy tears and you cried, even more, when you go to the hall which was decorated in a forest theme, animal balloons and fake trees decorated to walls, a bear-themed cake, and streamers hanging from the ceiling.

"It still means a lot JJ." You whispered.

You watched as all the kids played together and Vik walked up to you.

"If I get asked to sing baby shark, one more time-" Vik exclaimed, jokingly.

You chuckled, "Welcome to my world."

Vik rolled his eyes when Ben ran up to him.

"We're playing musical chairs, play with us!" Ben demanded.

"Alright. I'm gonna win!"

"No, I'm gonna win! Aren't I, mum?"

"Maybe." You shrugged. "Go and play to find out." Ben grabbed Vik's hand and pulled him to the small dance floor.

Soon enough, it was present time. You and Ethan sat in front of the group of people with Ben on your lap. Most of the guests had gone home and only close family and friends had stayed.

Ben pulled apart the wrapping paper to reveal cuddly baby Yoda. You and Ethan laughed as Ben gasped.

"Oh my God!" Ethan laughed. "That's amazing!"

Ben pulled it in for a hug before passing it to Ethan so he could put it on the side.

"Thank you, Uncle Si." Ben smiled.

"It's alright, mate." Simon smiled.

You passed the next present to Ben who then immediately ripped it apart. Your eyebrows furrowed when you saw the box. Ethan opened it up and slowly pulled out a wooden block. His mouth widened and he turned to show it to you. You gasped when you saw the wood had an engraving of your grandparents with Ben and the words 'Never stop smiling' from a letter your nan had written to Ben.

"Thank you, Tobi. That is truly beautiful." You whispered. Tobi simply nodded.

"Thank you!" Ben smiled.

As you collected yourself, Ben opened another present to reveal a train set.

"Choo Choo!" Ben squealed. "Thanks, Harry!"

"You're welcome, buddy!" Harry beamed.

Ben opened another present from Vik which was a colour-your-own pillowcase. After that, Ben opened up a karaoke set from JJ in which JJ had said, "We got to make a track, bro!"

Josh had gotten Ben a book on basic wildlife facts. Ben immediately found the bear page and read out the sentence.

The men had quickly come to help you when you had hit rock bottom and they would do anything for your family. You couldn't be more grateful. Ben was growing up with six uncles who cared about him so deeply and spoiled him rotten. You knew one thing for certain, and that was that Ben was going to have the most loving people surrounding him.