fuck: kharma, hukmen, covet hiss, slogturtle, nomen, makoton/dark one/ragewolf, spiderton, kuwagattan/beetleton, gorl/goruru, ormen karmen, mecha hoshipon
marry: hatapon, meden, shuraba yapon, kimen, princess slinky, fah zakpon, ton kampon, kon kimpon, buzzcrave, ton, chin, kan, sukopon, dark hoshipon, gold hoshipon
kill: gong/ravenous, sonarchy, hero, naughtyfins, pan pakapon, every uberhero ever, scout, silver hoshipon
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kon kimpon and ton kampon are such stupid similar names i cant think of them as anything else but like. siblings. ton changed his last name. theyre both twinsI actually like this idea a lot
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do the zigotons have their own versions of the tree and the plant and the pot and the anvil and shit? or does kharma have an out of body experience the first time she sees meden reofficiating ton kimpon and whatshisnuts' vows again
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to be real ton kampon and kon kimpons names are so similar im just gonna assume theyre like. siblings of some kind. they dont talk to each other but their stupid names kind of reveal theyre related
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can't believe i was sauced out of my mind and didn't post the ton kimpon anvil divorce thing
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hhghgghhg i just woke up and. i think ton kimpon andthe fucking anvil are divorced
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