#trafficmon au

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i’m neck deep in the pokemon autism again so to keep up with you guys i’m indulging in my old mcyt x pokemon aus

so enjoy this nihilego lizzie for my trafficmon au

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jimmy “i’m not gay guys” solidarity sees a man in a slutty little outfit and quickly becomes a homosexual and scores the W of the century by being happily married to him for years, and then he’s hanging out with the other traffic people and meets a morally ambiguous inventor and quickly become polyamorous and scores the second W of the century by pulling him as well with his wet cat vibes, lack of swag, pathetic nature, and hot husband

how does he keep doing this it’s incredible

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he definitely winked at him in the crowd

(this is for my life series pokemon au! all posts about it under the #trafficmon au tag)

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can you plsplspls tell me about trafficmon! flower husbands i saw one (1) drawing and now theyre spinning in my brain

YESSSSSS I CAN they’re so silly

everyone’s favorite gay couple. scott’s a traveling pokémon performer and is actually the host of the annual competition, and one day he traveled to jimmys hometown for a performance

jimmy doesn’t really do a lot, so he saw the performance posters and thought sure why not i’ll go see this. and immediately became a homosexual upon seeing this man in his slutty little outfit up on stage

he managed to track him down after the show and after a short conversation scott was like wow what a loser. i need him so they eventually started dating, with jimmy traveling around with scott for his performances and being increasingly gay about it

after a while they both moved back to jimmy’s hometown, got married, and opened a flower shop cause jimmy’s broke, with scott still occasionally traveling to do performances and both of them going to the competitions

they’re living their best life most of the time, they sometimes get roped into the others’ shenanigans but they experience minimal horrors

i also like to think that they train together in their downtime, cause scott’s actually pretty good at it, and jimmy isn’t half bad he’s just a little stupid <3 i still need to make teams for them

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since you seem pretty invested in my trafficmon au i thought i’d let you know that lizzie gets kidnapped at some point later

oh is that so

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girls when they get really invested in their own au that like 1 other person mildly cares about

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^ this is trafficmon scott to me

JAKAHAJKAHWJAKAKABBSBS

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i think that’s enough putting characters through The Horrors. who wants to hear about trafficmon! flower husbands

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do you want to talk about trafficmon again i love trafficmon

I WOULD LOVE TO TALK ABOUT TRAFFICMON i’ve been thinking about seablings (+grian) a lot

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currently ignoring all my prior commitments and things i should be doing in favor of making a jizzie pokémon au

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just came up with some BANGER desert duo lore for the trafficmon au

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i love trafficmon joel he’s got that several undiagnosed mental illnesses swag

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so if trafficmon jimmy has an absol then im imagining a scenario where he and scar are in different parts of the same room and poor absol is just sitting there so stressed bc jimmy and scar are in the same place and anything can happen now

messy sketch but this gave me such a vivid image

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i am enamored by your trafficmon au and will continue asking questions. such as

what’s up with dogwarts? what do they have going on?

does this take place in a canon region or an original one? if it’s an original region then can i pleasepleaseplease help with worldbuilding i love worldbuilding

what’s jimmy doing?

how closely are you planning to have this follow third life?

this one’s not so much a question but if you don’t have anything planned for cleo yet then i think that she could be the researcher who revives fossil pokemon for that region. bdubs could be her lab partner or assistant or smth

also what did you mean when you said etho nearly got joel killed please elaborate 👀

OK BUCKLE UP THIS MAY TAKE A WHILE

-i have no fucking idea 💀 i’m working on it. so far all i’ve got it ren is an ex gym leader, etho is an on again off again member of the elite 4, martyn is a researcher/trainer and has a bit of a history with grian, and that’s it. i need to figure out bigb and skizz’s backstory and how they all got together, but for now as a group all i know is they’re a decently strong group of trainers and have beef with desert duo

-i’m thinking of making some of the regions that already exist canon, but making a new one seems like a good idea and id love your help with worldbuilding 👀

-jimmy is a sort of trainer? and atm he owns a flower shop with scott and they’re living their best lives (for now)

-i’m having some events based off of 3rd life events, and some events from other series + certain dynamics i like from other series

-THATS A REALLY GOOD IDEA i have cleo somewhat in the lore (see below) but i needed lore for her and bdubs ty ty

-ok this one is kinda long. basically joel meets desert duo -> helps them fight with dogwarts -> meets the dogwarts guys -> doesn’t really have a strong sense of “i should hate these people” -> is friendly with both groups -> gets kinda close with etho -> etho wants help pranking cleo and bdubs -> joel says fuck it why not -> the four of them get into a sort of argument/turf war -> cleo gets pissed off and has her pokémon (i was thinking charizard) try to attack joel’s arcanine -> there’s some sort of scuffle/miscommunication and it ends up fire blasting joel square in the face -> it spirals from there, joel and geraldine (the arcanine) run off and the other three eventually find them and take joel to the hospital and they all feel pretty bad cause it was never supposed to escalate that far

i based it off of joel’s second 3rd life death, etho asked him to help attack cleo and bdubs using joel’s hill to launch a tnt cannon, and cleo burned down joel’s house in response which ended up killing him

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how is trafficmon joel going through it. im very curious and want to know (also if you don’t have anything planned for etho, i like the idea of him being an elite 4 member or former champion or something and just getting absolutely tony hawk’d by everyone. he’s decently famous and has a super distinctive look but somehow Nobody seems to recognize him out and about)

THATS ACTUALLY REALLY HELPFUL and lines up with some of my other lore so i will talk about etho more in your other ask 🙏

anyways. the thing about trafficmon joel is my guy has pretty much zero idea what he wants to do with his life, he’s got his arcanine and that’s basically all he’s got going for him

so he has a tendency to get roped into things a lot, and since he manages to befriend all of the most chaotic people alive that doesn’t always end well for him

he only became a gym leader because of lizzie, and 2/3 of his team weren’t even his idea for him to get, arcanine (geraldine) and serperior (jeremy) were the only pokémon he caught of his own accord

lizzie got them their vivillons and the raltz’ that later became their gardevior and gallade, and she found his corsola when they were on a trip and convinced him to catch it for her, and his zorua came from etho

the only reason he fought the dogwarts group is because of grian and scar, and they also got him and lizzie roped into all sorts of shit, particularly one involving mewtwo :)

also etho nearly got him killed once so he’s got that going for him as well. all in all he has a tendency to just agree to shit and lands himself in some serious trouble that he has nothing to do with but you know. if all your friends jump off a cliff

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Traffic mon

Starts vibrating

Please tell me everything

i definitely have posts about it somewhere but i don’t feel like looking for them so im going to tell you what i remember

it started out as a jizzie centric au so it’ll probably focus on them if i do any more with it

-iirc lizzie and joel are gym leaders

-lizzie grew up in alola with jimmy and grian before moving to whatever region this takes place in i haven’t decided yet

-joel grew up in that region, they meet grow up fall in love etc etc open a gym wow

-almost every pokemon joel owns was a gift

-i thiiiiiiiink dogwarts was a thing. haven’t done much with them yet

-desert duo are traveling trainers, grian met scar and his one singular cactern when he moved here from alola, got scammed, and is now traveling with him

-i think i had flower husbands in there too, jimmy is an aspiring trainer and scott is a performer

-cleo/etho/bdubs are there too, i think they were like researchers….?

-there’s events that happen inspired by things from every life series

-oh i’ll probably have to put gem and mumbo in too. whoops

-a lot of it is inspired by secret life; etho and grian are both researchers (so is martyn more on that later) and they were working together to summon the nihilego who kidnaps lizzie (that was not their plan at all but it happened)

-at one point cleo’s charizard almost kills joel that’s a thing

-martyn and grian used to work together but are now estranged at best due to the Reasons

-i think that’s everything i have. i don’t have teams for everyone ill have to do that

^ joel and lizzie’s teams, they specialize in double battles but they tend to just take turns facing challengers in their gym