#trashpandas

[thejayness]

Funky racoon guy!!

(Request from a friend)

[blackwallmancer]

Tiny raccoon ami (turned into a keychain)

Pattern by BiniBinka

[total-drama-brainrot]

🎙 a single mom who works two jobs 🎶 🎙 who loves her kids, and never stops 🎵

[diana-s-art]

[anunkindncss]

Small apology to anyone who interacts with me ooc, as I feel I have to warn you ahead of time. I am nice, but I am awkward, I am polite, but I am withdrawn. I will either talk to you for small short sentence intervals or I will rant and rave your ear off about things I get mildly excited about and it's very hot/cold. It's not you, it's me. Please, please, please don't take offense I am literally trying with everything I have to be a normal socially functioning human being and I do so much better expressing that in posts than I ever will in 1x1 conversations, but once you do get in the in crowd and we talk talk? You're gonna wanna smother me because I will not shut up.

[necromancy-and-tax-evasion]

King Trashpanda

[battorekkaorinda]

Rambley The Raccoon Loading Screen

Look at this silly raccoon... 

Posted using PostyBirb

[loveontherocks]

zee is so shaggy coded

[thecontrarianlibrarian]

oct 3 2021

Day 3 inktober

Little witch catches raccoon getting into the cookie jar again. No more late night snacks! Little witch will give raccoon a warm glass of milk after giving him a fright though and tuck him into bed.

[theultimatefrerardreclist]

HELP PLEASE!!! I have no clue if this blog is even active anymore but I read this one awhile back were frank was a werewolf and got locked in the basement whenever he turned so he had like scars all over him and it was a highschool au and he met Gerard because he was in the bathroom the same time as him and sucked him off. Like I don't know what it's called and I am STRUGGLING.

Run by vesna/mrsronweasley Rating: Explicit Wordcount: ~63k Summary: Being a secret teenage werewolf is hard. Frank should know. He is one.

We were also graced with a sequel which takes place 10 years after, Waxing.

[asktheartpone]

Day 3- Skeleton

@nemovonsilver and @trashpanda-czar's daughter Itty Bitty takes the stage today as an adorable baby bones! ^^

Such spook! <3

[elskamo]

On top of all the other shit going on in my life right now I've only gone and caught covid AGAIN!

If anyone would like to draw Brittany and Olivia Von Trashpanda getting married as a belated Pride thing I would very much appreciate it.

[total-drama-brainrot]

missing olivia von trashpanda 🥺

[gonnahaveabigtalklater]

i think dating simulators should cater more to aro busybodies. let me play matchmaker to the NPCs!!

[anunkindncss]

How come I don't ever see you writing smut? I see you write mature themes and that you do indeed write it but I'm curious as to why it never seems to happen... Sorry if that's invasive?

OH BABY. Okay listen—

I have written smut. And not like a soft fade-to-black situation. I’m talking full-on, unholy, "this post is getting flagged and I don’t even care" material. But it usually only surfaces when I’m writing in dark-ass RPs like Covaire City or Krov’s Castle (if you know you KNOW), where everyone’s either a vampire, a war criminal, or emotionally repressed with centuries of pent-up tension and absolutely nothing to lose.

But outside of that?? LMAO I become the most awkward trash panda you’ve ever seen. I’ll write graphic violence like it’s poetry, but the minute it gets spicy I’m like “...and then they—uh... shared a very intense eye contact... with their... souls...”

Honestly, it’s less about not writing it and more about me needing the perfect storm—chemistry, trust, chaos, and like three liters of emotional damage. When all that hits? Oh I will write filth that makes us both question our morals. But until then? I’m over here nervously sipping tea like, “Haha so anyway... back to the trauma.”

But hey. Never say never. I contain multitudes. Some of them horny.