#treatin this blog like a shit diary

[hancydrewfan]

hey hi hello. sorry it’s been awhile. i’m? so tired. everything is tiring for everyone, right? we are all like this right now, i think? i sure am. but also i am doing a thing that scares me today, the first part of a series of scary things. so i am sending this little post into the tumblr ether. you can do the scary thing, pal! it’s so scary, and it might take you a lot of time to get there, but you can do it. i believe in you ♡

[hancydrewfan]

once upon a covid lockdown time, i was a hyperlocal children’s youtube star, and today i met a fan who was so overwhelmed to meet me they hid behind their mom the whole time. i don’t know what to call what it is that i’m feeing, but it’s not bad

[hancydrewfan]

i am really excited to change my last name upon marrying. i was told once that i was a bad feminist for wanting to do that, but i now have the words to say back that feminism is about the freedom to choose what is best for me and my personhood. i’m choosing to change my last name chiefly because my LN is so. fucking. annoying to handwrite. god, it’s awful. never having to sign it again will bring me the greatest joy.

you know what else i love choosing? whether or not i’m a human incubator. fuck SCOTUS

[hancydrewfan]

i’m rewatching The Office (US) for the gajillionth time but it’s the first time my husband (!!!!!!!!!!) is watching it and it’s like watching it for the first time all over again

[hancydrewfan]

if the biblical legend is true, i want to go back in time and kill eve for her role in ensuring periods are the worst. i also want to kill adam simply for being a man. and the devil because it’s a snake and i hate snakes.

[hancydrewfan]

sometimes you just need a giant cobb salad and a glass of white wine mixed with juice to feel like a human again

[hancydrewfan]

good idea or bad idea: having a teeny honeymoon at a dingy little roadside motel that seems like it’s been a crime scene at least twice a year for the last decade

[hancydrewfan]

today some 9&10yr olds called me cringe because i like DuckTales. little shits.

[hancydrewfan]

haha i did NOT sleep enough last night, so i will in fact be playing The Sims all day. planning to introduce Aaron Hotchner, single dad attorney, to Emily Prentiss, secret agent cat mom with a giant apartment and no money, to each other.

[hancydrewfan]

the joys of being a grownass lady: eating pizza and drinking wine straight from the bottle in the bathtub while watching a murder show on a laptop precariously balanced on top of the toilet ✌️

[hancydrewfan]

random, and i’m still a ways off, but should i get 100 followers on this blog that is really just 97% a curation of everyone else’s wonderful creativity, i will do a face reveal or whatever.

[hancydrewfan]

god, marriage ceremony planning is THE WORST. i literally just want a person to say “do you? do you? okay you’re married.” and finding a person to do ONLY THAT is a HASSLE. please just let me sign some papers omfg

[hancydrewfan]

what is my camera roll now but screenshots of wedding paraphernalia* and emily prentiss?

*just the light green keds i bought that will match my forest green overalls, this is still very much a non-wedding wedding but it is happening in three months and four days and i guess i’m a little excited about it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[hancydrewfan]

no

[hancydrewfan]

just because i’m a huge loser, i have a stupid tamagotchi knock-off app on my phone called hatchi and i’m trying to get all the different versions and name them after CM characters and it just so happens i’m on the Emily hatchi and her trait is “incredible” and i did not plan that. anyways. i’m a tremendous dork 👾

[hancydrewfan]

✨fuck this shit ✨