#truly i think if someone gave me flowers once a month i wouldnt need anything else to be happy

[dontyouhearmehowling]

i wish any of my loved ones ever gave me flowers

[hobiheavenly]

Karma’s Cravings pt.4 (MYG)

✧ Min Yoongi x Reader

✧ Multichapter, Coffee Shop AU, E2L

✧ Warnings: multiple orgasms, cunnilingus (female receiving), penetration, slight dirty talk, spanking, creampie

✧ Word Count: 5k

✧ Summary: Your life is going idyllically with your business with the exception of having to work with Min Yoongi who disapproves of your comercial tactics. but when one day a medium tells you he is to be the love of your life you are quick to shut her down but running away from fate can come with cause consequences.

✧ A/N: I AM INCREDIBLY SORRY FOR BEING SO LATE!! I wasn’t really feeling very well and my life has been a constant mess. every time I wangted to write word wouldnt come out. And truly i rather write something that makes me happy rather than something half assed, you all deserve better than that. So finally after a long time i give you the maybe last chapter of the story.

Story Masterlist | Previous Chapter

The smell of a fresh batch of cookies flooded the store on that crisp Friday morning. You had given the new name Yoongi had christened them and were now a hit! After “the incident” (by incident you mean the night Yoongi had fucked you real good on your countertop), the week was a series of successful and unfortunate events. 

Successful on the count that everything was selling well. Business was booming as usual and you and Seokjin had your hands full with the store. To the point that you had to increase the staff and add more people.

Unfortunate on the count that you just couldn't take off your mind that Valentines Day night where you had fucked one and only person you had swore never to have feelings for, Min Yoongi.

Every night was a restless night, with hot vivid images that just wouldn’t let you sleep. You remembered that night for the rest of the week and was now menacing to leave you sleepless. Every time you close your eyes, those images came rolling back and you just couldn't take them away. The hot breaths, the moans, every kiss and movement etched into your mind. But you didn't just think about the actions of that night, you also imagined Yoongi in different ways. Different situations. Different kisses. Different positions that just made your legs weak just thinking about it.

When you came to work that Monday, Yoongi passed by the store as if you were just invisible. The nerve of that guy! How in the world can he act so cool and calm while you desperately wanted to throw yourself to his arms? Every time you saw him, you just wanted to have the feeling of his lips on top of yours and repeat the experience. But maybe this was for the best. An affair with someone he has a contract with could be risky and prejudicially wrong. "BUT STILL!" You thought while taking the freshly baked cookies out of the oven "The least he can do is send me some flowers, a note, or something like that! Comes to show you! Men are complete idiots!"

“Seokjin, I’m taking my break!” You announced to your business partner who was busy teaching one of the new hires, a cute college guy called Park Jimin, how to work the French press coffee machine.

“Will you actually take a break or are going to coop yourself up in the office?” Seokjin raised an eyebrow.

“I do what I want, dad!” You yell from your office door.

“Well sorry Ms. Independent” your friend joked around pulling air quotes at the nickname he was pulling at you, “Miss Self Sufficient!”

“How about you keep your distance...from my life!”

“Nope, see you ruined the joke! Now it doesn’t go well” you roll your eyes as you entered your office, Seokjin following behind so he could continue pestering you. There are days where you truly ask yourself how is it you became friends with him but you knew deep down you loved the man like your brother. He was the one who encouraged your endeavors and even gave you the courage to stand up to your parents. It’s true you loved the guy, but days like this you wish he would mind his beeswax! “Okay ____, you got something going on, there’s a glint in your eyes! A certain mischievous glint…You got fucked didn’t you?” Madame Karma ain’t got nothing on Kim Seokjin’s ability of deduction. You drop your jaw in surprise not a word coming out. “Your skin looks brighter and replenished. I know I have those moments when my man and I…”

“Seokjin as much as I love to hear your sexcapades with Namjoon...I really don’t. So get to the point and tell me what you want”

Your friend throws a disgusted face and, ever the dramatically diva he always was, he scoffed, “Okay first of all YOU WISH YOU GOT DICK THAT GOOD! Second, I just wanna know what’s going on with you. Who’s the lucky asshole that got to swim in your waters? You haven’t to give me the juicy deets and that is a sin!”

“Oh you wouldn’t believe me if I tell you so we can just leave the conversation there” You go to your desk waiting for your computer to reboot. A normal person wouldn’t pry, a normal person would respect your boundaries and the walls you clearly held up high and stop, but not Seokjin. Once curiosity got the best of him he was stuck to the idea till it was out.

“All right I’ll tell you...but this conversation doesn’t leave the room!” You know you’re asking too much. Seokjin was always a blabber mouth and by this afternoon, nay, by the minute the words escaped your mouth he would tell Namjoon about it someway or some how. But at this point, your emotions were so pent up that you didn’t really give a damn. “It’s Min Yoongi”

“YOU HAD SEX WITH THE EVIL DWARF!?” Your friends eyes open like dinner plates as you shush his screeching voice.

“I SWEAR TO G O D SEOKJIN!! Please shut the fuck up before I swat you with a baking pan”

“But you hate him! You said yourself the informal clone master has too much hate and evil inside to even know what true feelings!” You tell him all the story of what had transpired the night of the party his eyes looking more and more surprised at each detail. “By god… he dicked you good didn’t he?”

“As much as I hate to admit it, yes! Best sex I’ve had in a long time. But the idiot hasn’t even texted me or stopped by or even given me eye contact and avoids me like a freaking plague! As if that were any help to my self esteem!”

Seokjin paced himself around the room, the sheer amount of disbelief looking at you every so often as if you were an alien. He would open his mouth to try to make a snarky remark but he was just speechless.

The slam of your hand awakens him from his state of confusion. “Can you stop!? I had sex with Yoongi, but it was just a one time thing and it’s not like we are escaping to the sunset. They guy is sort of hot and we got some steam out. That’s it. Nothing else will happen after that”

Suddenly, your computer dings alerting you of an email you just received. Different people liked to send orders of the cookies they wanted so through email so you had developed one as well as numerous social media accounts (trying to get with the times meant being available everywhere the millennial mind could think of). You saw one email that made YOUR eyes wide open like plates this time. There was an email from Yoongi!

"Meet me at my office after work" was all the message said.

Seokjin came up behind you and saw the email. His imminent cattish smirk really made you question whether it was right to swat his face. God knows you love your friends but they just loved being in your business more than they should. “A man of words I see” He snorts.

You grew angry and impatient. More impatient than anything. "No hello? No how are you? This guy has as much sensibility as a cucumber!" You thought angrily.

But as angry as it felt you couldn’t deny that you would be willing to repeat the experience. As much as you know it was a bad idea, your body had been yearning to feel him again and the sheer thought of the memory of the events made your body turn into fire automatically.

Even still, you had to be real with yourself. You had been the one who pulled away from him. Was he even interested in being with you after that? How would that even work? Did you kill off any sparkle of hope by him pushing away? A thousand thoughts running in your mind that you were bound to short circuit at any moment. Seokjin saw this and immediately interjected.

“What are you still doing here? Get yourself some dick!”

“Okay you need to stop. He wrote to my business email so if I were to make any guesses he must be wanting to talk about the sales of the month or scold me about the mannequins or the name of the cookies. He’s just that serious about his job I doubt that he would want anything past that”

You kept telling yourself that as a preservation method. Denial made it easier to overcome the situation, knowing you didn’t stand much of a chance made it easier to come to terms with the reality. You just needed to think of him as the grouchy boss he has always been.

Your best friend looked at you with a total amount of disbelief but choose to leave the topic for your own peace. The moment he walked away from the room you knew he was bound to tell his boyfriend the fresh gossip, but you felt assured knowing well that Namjoon would probably tell Seokjin to leave you be. But knowing Seokjin you knew that even when his boyfriend shot him down he would still tell someone else.

After work you went to Yoongi’s office and as usual he was the last one there. It was a little late but you knew that it didn't matter to this "Informal Clone". If this would have been 2 weeks ago you would scoff at him and be annoyed at the thought of having to be in front of him at all. Now the situation has changed. The emotions had changed. You mentally scolded yourself for being nervous. This was still Min Yoongi, the man who would scowl 75% of the time and yell at you for not abiding to his orders. Nothing has changed. Right?

You walked inside his office and there he was, all formal in his usual suit and tie looking at papers on his desk shifting his  gaze to his laptop at certain moments. “Close the door behind you” Yoongi said without even looking at you. You didn’t think much into it so you did as you were told. As you turn around, Yoongi closed his laptop and looked directly at you. The dark chocolate eyes sending a gaze that spread chills all over your body.

“You wanted to see me?” You said, your voice begrudgingly nervous.

“Listen, we need to discuss some personal things. But first I’d like to know how your week has been?”

The sudden odd question threw you out of balance. It was odd of him to make small talk, he was known to hate that type of thing. “Well I have been very busy with work but somehow I get the feeling that something is wrong.”

“How is that so?” He pulls himself forward demonstrating his full interest and attention. 

“Well first of all the stove has been giving me problems. And that Stove is brand new! The washing machine broke down and I can't get a new one. I lost the key to my house,...And I have been having these weird dreams...”

"About you and they wont let me sleep!" You thought.

“Well I had a worse week” Yoongi got up and started to walk to you “My home computer broke down and I had a bunch of documents there, I lost my key too, the neighbor's dog doesn't let me sleep, some kid must have left a red crayon on the washing machine of the store cause now I have pink underwear!”

The last comment made you chuckle. Somehow the idea of Yoongi in pink underwear sounded cute but your mind was quick to transform cute into sexual. You brushed away the thoughts keeping a serious face the entire time. “Well at least you didn't have weird dreams” you tried to smile, although very weakly. The look on his eyes looked deadly, like he wanted to eat you alive and you were just a poor little fawn about to be eaten by the bad wolf.

“Oh I had dreams alright, but they weren't weird at all” Yoongi was standing right in front of you at this point, caging you in behind the door, when he added speaking close to your ear in a hushed deep voice  “More like Erotic.”

His deep masculine voice did nothing to calm your already excited mind. You felt a shiver run through your spine as Yoongi grabbed your chin and looked at you deeply into eyes, his deep brown eyes filled with a dark mixture that looked like melted chocolate fondue. The simple contact of his hand on your skin made all the images flood back to your mind.

“And do you want to know the star of my dreams?” he asked her seductively.

“Kim HyunA?”

Yoongi made a tsk sound and got closer to your face, almost hovering above you ask he whispered “You”

“I think that makes two of us” you admitted, “you were a 18th century pirate”

“And I took you on my ship”

“Because you kidnapped me” the oxygen was leaving your lungs at an alarming rate. The overwhelming feeling of excitement and anticipation making you audibly gulp.

“I cut your dress with my knife”

“I had nothing else to wear”

“And I made love to you”

“Every time you could”

“Which was all the time. Till we were left with no more energy” Yoongi was dangerously close. You needed space to think, but everything about his was intoxicating “I think this means something”

“What do you mean?” Your brain was a mess at this point. No coherent thought ran through your mind. Your instinct was telling you to run, your libido was telling you to stay and repeat what apparently both of you have been yearning. But your brain was stuck, couldn’t move, couldn’t speak, you waited for Yoongi to speak once more.

“You have been having bad luck and so have I, we both have been facing these dreams. I think what Madame Karma said was right”

“But I thought you said you didn't believe in curses” you looked at him in a deep state of confusion. 

“But these dreams must mean something” 

“Yoongi, they are just dreams!”

“Very great dreams” He gave her a very sexy smile. Oh how you hated his ability to melt you with his smile! Why were you like this?

“I won't say they weren't! We both know they were! What I'm trying to say is that let’s not get carried away. I mean, you and I are completely different. How can I know that a relationship with you is good? You're an Informal Clone for heaven's sake!”

“What's that?” he looked puzzled at his quirky nickname making you remember that you had actually been calling him that nickname behind his back for years.

“Informal Clone is what I call all those business men that come into my shop and are always self absorbed, so serious, and stuck on their own work! Every time I see you, you are always wearing a suit and you never even take a break from your work. Live life, man! I think you are such a workaholic that you don't even look at the simple things”

“So that's what you think of me” Yoongi’s face was indecipherable looked down and suddenly looked up “what if I can prove to you that I am not such an Informal Clone like you think I am.”

“Yoongi, you are one! I bet you don't even know how my eyes look!” You closed them in that second trying to get him to decipher that on his own.

“You have huge eyes like two big crystals that shine like the sky in a hot spring day after a great storm” He said softly.

Your eyes opened widely and looked at him with complete sock. It was surprising to witness him make those types of commentaries about you in general let alone your eyes.

“You seem surprised” Yoongi said, a proud smirk appeared on his face demonstrating his happiness over your reaction.

“Yes, well, I never thought you had actually looked into my eyes”

“I told you I wasn't all "Informal Clone"! Listen I know that you and I have had our differences. And I seriously thought this through many times thinking of other ways to go about this, but let's say that this so called "curse" is true. It wouldn't hurt us to see if this curse is real or not. Think of it as a trial run if you will”

“So you are proposing me to have a relationship to see if this curse is real? You mean as a couple?”

“Well of course we will do the things couples do” Yoongi got closer to you and graced the skin of your neck with his nose “like kissing, touching…and of course...there's the sex”

“I suppose I should accept. This won’t harm us more than what we already are.”

“So what do you say?”

“I agree. And we can start right away. And by right away, I mean I need to fuck you right away” you smiled seductively as he soon got closer to your lips.

“As you wish” Yoongi whispered as he took possession of you lips. The moment you felt him on you it’s like a curse had been lifted, like you were dying of thirst and Yoongi was the elixir to take away your pains. When you had traced this idea in your head during one of the many sleepless nights you had, you had expected a sweet kiss, something along the more romantic lines. What you got instead was hunger, a kiss so passionate it took your breath away. It was needy, it was fire, it was desperate and more than anything it was reassuring.

Reassuring in the way that it establishes a point in your mind. As he kissed you passionately, Yoongi was making sure that you knew, that you were able to feel, that those sweet lips of yours belonged to him now. And he wasn’t one to let them get away a second time. You wrapped your arms around the office man’s neck pressing your body against him and throwing your head back to deepen your long kiss. Your fingers go through his hair so eager to feel his blonde whitish hair between them.

Your full back was now pushed to the door, your body feeling the delicious and light pressure Yoongi’s body on yours. Rapidly, the both of you took of your clothes with a quick pace it almost seemed they were on fire.

“You don't know how long I have wanted this. It was pure torture to see you every day and not go and kiss you and feel your delicious creamy body in my hands ” Yoongi kissed every centimeter of your skin as he pushed your bra aside, “you taste so sweet, like sugar.”

“It’s all yours for the taking. And by the way that makes two of us” you pushed yourself against him so he could have more access to your full breasts. He succled them tenderly even when deep inside Yoongi only wanted to ravish them. But he was a patient man. He didn’t want things to be rushed for you, even when the ever growing erection in his pants seemed to contradict his thoughts. His tongue brushed against your nipple as one hand teased the other breast while his free hand was working on how to take off your pants.

You never seemed to have a fixation for having someone suck off your breasts but good lord if his tongue didn’t work wonders on you. He didn’t suck too tightly, just enough to send waves of pleasure that created a pool in your already moistened panties.

Yoongi’s focus on your tits didn’t last long, his tongue going further down on your body slithering like a snake. He knelt down in front of you and swiftly pulled your pants and underwear down exposing your very wet cunt.

“Look how messy you are for me, I truly missed your taste” Yoongi takes one of your legs and puts it over his shoulder while leaving little kitty licks on your thigh, “and lucky for you… I’m very hungry”

His tongue lashed against your entrance every lick producing a moan to escape from your lips. Every grace producing a tremble in your core that spread to every inch of your body. The sensations his tongue produced as he traced circles and flicked on your clit had you trembling almost losing your balance. This didn’t stop Yoongi, if anything it incentivized him to continue till he drove you wild. He held you firmly with his hands and continued the sinful tasting of your pussy. Your body was a shrine and he was kneeling down to profess adoration to the shape of your curves.

You could feel the edge coming, the waves of pleasure increasing and drawing near a tidal wave of feelings inside you. your lover could also feel it by the incessant clenching of your cunt to which he suddenly stopped his actions and swiftly got up and carried you, legs spread apart on his hips.

“Oh no baby, you’re not cumming if it’s not on my fucking cock”

This caused you to whine, automatically missing the feeling. Your fingers tried to finish the job causing him to spank you in your ass. An uncontrolled moan came out of your mouth, the sting being unexpectedly enjoyable. Truly being with Yoongi was a whole new world of wonders you never knew about your own body.

“You want to see if my desk is sturdier than your counter?” He inquired his voice breathless and his lips all puffy and red.

“Fuck yes!” You affirmed delightedly, kissing him in response. Yoongi lost no time in quickly leading you to his sturdy wooden desk. There will come a day you two would fuck in an actual bed. For now, the yearning was too much to wait out. In a swift move he carries you again to his desk. The memory of the previous encounter sparks in your mind, remembering how this is a repetition of what you’ve had before but you didn’t quite mind. He could even fuck you on the floor and you would be delighted.

As he carried you jerked your hips up and down, feeling Yoongi’s hardened dick through his pants, ruining his pants with your juices. He kept kissing until the bumped into the desk where he tried to sit you on top of the desk but you stopped him on his tracks.

“How about we change the position this time?” You suggested with a playful, darkened tone in your eyes. “Want me to ride you and give you that long awaited slow trip to pleasure?”

“Wow, a woman out for my heart and my dick? Where have you been all my life?”

“In a bakery putting pornographic names to cookies” you smirked, “glad to see you finally caved into the dark side”

“Show me how good this ‘Slow trip to Pleasure’ and we’ll see how much you can make me change my mind”

“Gladly” you winked at him, getting down from his arms as he spread himself on the desk. Clothes soon became a hindrance for both of you, anything that covered either one of you was now spread all over the office floor as the both of you devoured your faces off with each smothering kiss. Yoongi laid on his desk as you topped him, his hands sliding on your sides eager to continue exploring.

“Condom?” He asked in his one second of lucidness. sure he loved you but that didn’t mean you wanted children just yet, “Damn I have one but it’s in my pocket!” ”I’m on the pill...ahhh…I just need you inside me so bad!”

There was something so hot about seeing you on top of him, rubbing his cock on your wet and hot cunt prepping for the good fuck he’s about to give you. this had been a thing of dreams for him and having you here playing this all for him made it one hundred percent better that any fantasy in his head.

“Patience is a virtue” Yoongi gave a half smile, “besides I love hearing you beg for it”

“To hell with that crap and just fuck me, Yoongi” You took matters into your own hands as you grabbed his hardened cock and placed it right into your entrance. Descending on it at a slow  and maddening pace, causing Yoongi to grunt in a low voice as you mewled over the feeling.

“F-fuck!” you exhaled as his thick cock filled you and stretched your walls deliciously.

He moved his hips and you could just feel the electricity go through your entire body causing you to be immerse in a cloud of pure and utter pleasure to roam through every corner of your being. You closed your eyes and just let him touch your clit till he drove you crazy. Your body dissolving with each pump and rub.

“Someone's having an orgasm” Yoongi smiled wickedly, basking in the pride of making you cum so easily.

“Yoongi!!” You whispered in a deep voice as much as you tried to control yourself to not be loud the tidal wave of emotions flooding your body was exquisitely overwhelming causing you to lose control of yourself and scream his name as if it were a mantra.

Yoongi moved at a slow pace, letting you ride your high but in no moment stopping from pushing in and out your pussy which was trying to milk him for all he’s got. It took a great resolve from him to not cum as well but he was set on holding out till you drowned in pleasure.

Your movements were just getting sloppy at this point, the orgasm making it difficult to concentrate on moving at the correct rhythm. But your lover knew just how to help you out there. Just as he was about to thrust into you he flips you over, your back now facing the desk and him now on top of you, dick still ramming hard in you. A mixture of grunts and moans filled the room coming from both of you.

“I’m not gonna last long like this” Yoongi breathes heavily. “I need to cum, will you let me cum inside you baby?”

You try to sit up and kiss him deeply in response, “Always such a gentleman”

“I am always one to respect my partner’s wishes” he winked as he pulled you in closer as you closed your legs around his waist, inviting him to go deeper. The second wave of sensations coming really sooner than expected as Yoongi rammed mercilessly into your g spot, “So what do you say baby girl, you want my cum inside your hungry pussy?”

“Yes….yess...YES!”

You felt as if the air of the room was leaving and left them in a swarm of pleasure. The moment your eyelids closed, you began to see those same firework sparks you saw the last time you were with him. His movements began to get sloppy as he soon came inside you, his hot cum filling you up till you were overflowing.

Both of you layed in the wooden desk breathless looking at each other with a troublesome twinkle in your eyes. As if the stars had aligned, the world was much clearer. you could feel and hear every breath on your skin to the point of leaving you with goosebumps. Was this what true bliss felt like? 

“That. Was. SPECTACULAR!“ you squealed, breaking the silence between both of you and softly kissing Yoongi's chest skin.

Yoongi smiled a soft and hazy smile, he was feeling more at peace than he had ever felt in his entire life. “You took the words right out of my mouth” he chuckled. 

“I can’t believe this is happening! I….I don't even know what to say!

“Wow I finally learned a way to make you stay quiet“ Yoongi smirked jokingly.

You lightly smacked his arm in response, “Well if you make this as spectacular as this I will be silent for the rest of my life!”

Yoongi kissed the top of your head with tenderness as you held him close to you, both of you still connected to one another and frankly you both had no indication of wanting to detach. Sex usually made Yoongi very lazy and tired afterwards, although in this case he wasn’t completely sure if that would continue to be true. He inhaled deeply, basking in the afterglow and enjoying the smell of sex you both left behind after fucking for so long. He could be addicted to that smell, a smell only you two could create like a one of a kind perfume that would encapsulate your passion for one another. That was enough to turn him on once again.

“Would you like to repeat this in my house?”

Your mouth fell agape at the scandalous proposal, “Is Mr. Min Yoongi inviting me to another encounter of wild sex?”

“Another and a dozen” he kissed her neck, “no a dozen dozens if you want!”

“A dozen dozens? We are going to need a lot of condoms!“ you giggled “And tell me Yoongi, do you have a desk or a counter in your house?”

“Yes, and I also have a tub, a bed and a huge sofa. For our personal entertainment“ Yoongi said in a deep voice, his dick hardening again at the thought of having you scream his name in every room and space in his house. He just couldn’t have enough.

“Wow, I guess you aren't the ‘Informal Clone’ I thought you were after all!“ you joked “I'm desperate to meet the other side of serious Min Yoongi.

“And I'm dying to meet the other side of ____” He joked too.

“That makes two of us” you laughed as you both sealed your promise of a more “entertaining” tomorrow with a hot kiss.

[i-amusemyself]

All 100 Questions.

Bloody hell okay thank you!!! 😄😄😄

1. Is a kiss considered cheating?Yeah, Id say so.

2. Have you ever faked orgasm?Aint never had anyone to fake it with 😂 Ngl tho its the sort of thing id do (which is terrible i know)

3. If you could have one super power, what would it be?Mind reading.

4. Do you think youre gonna be rich in 7-8-9 years?I’d be worried if I didnt have more money than I have now, but idk.

5. Tell us some funny drunk story?Oh jeez erm, I don’t really have any 😂 My friends occasionally remind me of the time at the school christmas ball one of the business teachers turned up and I quickly ran away while aggressively whispering “oh no he knows im a lesbian, aimee told him”.

6. Why are you no longer together with your ex?We work better as friends, its less stressful.

7. If you had to choose one way to die what would it be?See I’m really torn with this question. Part of me thinks itd be nice just to go in my sleep, with a heart attack or something. Its quick and painless you know.But equally I wonder if it would be better to maybe, like, have something where I knew I was gonna die. Because then I’d have time to try and do everything on my bucket list and say goodbye to everyone. Also maybe at that point I’d welcome death lmao.

8. What are your current goals?Idk? Im waiting on A level results which I really hope I’ve done well in.I hope to make lots of new friends at uni and learn how to look after myself quickly I guess. I dont know.

9. Do you like someone?I like a lot of people 😆

10. Who was the last person to disappoint you?Im really not sure??? There arent many people I expect anything from and even then my standards are pretty low. So like, I dont really get disappointed by people, only occasionally by situations.

11. Do you like your body?I could hate it a lot more, but I wouldnt say I’m happy with my body or general appearance. I struggle a lot with my features and my weight and the scars I have (which is ridiculous but thats what mental illness is)

12. Can you keep a diet?I mean if I wasnt on the diet im on rn (with lots of restrictions) id probs be in hospital 😂

13. If the whole world was listening to you right now, what would you say?Honestly id pass out under the pressure of it 😂 idk, id tell them all to take a chill pill but no one would listen.

14. Do you work?Nah, i had 3 jobs at once last yeah but now I’ve ended up with none.

15. If you could choose only one food to eat for the rest of your life what would it be?Either garlic bread or chocolate I cant decide!

16. Would you get a tattoo?I’m v much planning on getting one in the near future so yh!!

17. Something you dont mind spending all your money on?Plane tickets.

18. Can you drive?Yeah! I havent driven since I passed my test, but hopefully I havent forgotten how to that quickly!

19. When was the last time someone told you youre beautiful?…I cant remember. Thats depressing (not that I blame them).

20. What was the last thing you cried for?Argh I have no idea why I was crying, my brain just wasnt doing its job so everything made me stressed and sad.

21. Do you keep a journal?I keep a blog for diary posts but besides that nah

22. Is life fun?If you allow it to be, yeah

23. Is farting in front of people irrelevant?Tf is that supposed to mean? I guess if you know the person well it is.

24. Whats your dream car?I dont know about Dream Car, id have to research it loads to decide what my absolute fave it. Although rn I’d really love a ‘67 VW beetle bc theyre small and cheap on insurance 😂

25. Are grades in school important?My own grades are super important to me, (to the point its probably unhealthy) but in terms of how the people around me do, it doesnt really matter to me. I mean, I want everyone to do well, but I dont judge people based on it.

26. Describe your crush.She’s funny and all around awesome and interesting and good at deep convos and beautiful and way out of my league.

27. What was the last book/movie that really impressed you?The last one I read called The Bell Jar. It was unlike anything I’ve ever read and made me think about a lot of things. Also I related a lot with the main character.

28. What was your last lie?Eh, probably “im fine”.

29. Dumbest lie you ever told?Idk?? I only keep track of the good lies 😉

30. Is crying in front of people embarrasing?It shouldnt be but yeah, I try my best not to.

31. Something you did and are proud of?Umm, idk im p proud of playing basketball and representing my region/training with england. But i quit that so 👏 dicks out for my regrettable decisions 👏

32. Whats your favourite cocktail?Never had one

33. Something you are good at?Annoying people and being clingy 😂 also maths ig

34. Do you like small kids?It depends on the child, the day of the week, the lunar cycle, my menstrual cycle, how hungry I am…Yh legit sometimes I hate them sometimes I love them.

35. How are you feeling right now?Great omg I just got my best friend to watch mamma mia and now shes high on life next to me.

36. What would you name your daughter/son?🤐 there are a couple of names for girls I like and like 2 boys names? But i dont wanna say bc theyre embarrasing.

37. What do you need to be happy?Good company, good food and possibly music.

38. Is there someone you want to punch in the face right now?Theres always at least 3 people I would love to punch 😂

39. What was the last gift you recieved?My best friend got me a necklace and I almost cried its so beautiful

40. What was the last gift you gave?The gift of my company @only-slightly-dangerous 😉😉😉

41. What was the last concert you went to?I went to to see Amber Run in february

42. Favourite place to shop at?Um, as in shop? A place called blue banana probs (england’s hot topic smh)

43. Who inspires you?Kaitlyn Alexander bc they helped me to understand who I am and how I feel and to be loud and proud about it.And Luke Cutforth bc he’s so open about his mental health and struggles with self harm but hes so happy now.

44. How old were you when you first got drunk?18 lmao

45. How old were you when you first got high?It aint happened yet (and i dont really want it to)

46. How old were you when you first had sex?It aint happened yet smh

47. When was your first kiss?As far as im concerned never

48. Something you want to do until the end this year?What….does this mean….? Idk???

49. Is there something in the past you wish you hadnt done?It’s more stuff I wish I had done tbh. I suppose I said things I shouldnt have or got too involved in drama, but you kinda need all that secondary school shit to learn from it

50. Post a selfie.Lmao nah fam

51. Who are you most comfortable around?My best friend by a mile. Privacy who?

52. Name one thing that terrifies you.Abandonment without explanation.

53. What kind of books do you read?Anything non fiction about medicine/being a doctor/disease/psycopaths.Besides that whatever has been recommended.

54. What would you tell your 12 y/o self?1. Youre gay2. You and I both know you arent joking about being “a dude trapped in a girls body” stop laughing it off and confront it.3. Stand up for yourself.4. Chill out.5. Laugh a lot more omg

55. What is your favourite flower?It’s between petunias and roses

56. Any bad habits you have?Not answering peoples messages unless theyre Certain Person A or Certain Person B.

57. What kind of people are you attracted to?Ones that are out of my league and could kick my ass apparently. Also ones that are kind, listen and think a lot I guess

58. What was the last thing you cried for?Already answered

59. Is there something you dont eat? A food that truly disgusts you?I dont eat loads of stuff bc my guts hate me 😂 but besides all that I’m actually the worlds least picky eater. The only thing I dont like is raw tomato. Thats it.

60. Are you in love?I wish

61. Something you find romantic?All the clichés ngl 😂 just anything that says “i love you” or “i was thinking about you” really

62. How long was your longest relationship?Like 4 months? Barely long term.

63. What are 3 things that irritate you about the same sex?Oh jeez i hate these theyre so stereotype-y1. Bitching2. Not supporting each other3. ….?

64. What are 3 things that irritate you about the opposite sex?1. Not supporting each other2. Massive egos3. Yelling

65. What are you saving money for?Uni so I dont starve to death!

66. How would you describe your bad side?Hmm, idk, it depends what someone did to get on my bad side. I’d say stubborn, bitter and angry tho usually.

67. Are you actually a good person? Why?I could be wrong but I think so long as someone has morally good intentions they are usually a good person, whether they always succeed or not. So yeah, I like to think I am.

68. What are you living for?My friends and the hope I have for my future.

69. Have you ever done anything illegal?Piracy? Thats it.

70. Do you like your money?….did I type this question wrong or??

71. Have you ever made someone feel bad about themselves intentionally?Okay, the honest answer? Yeah. When I was a lot younger and less mature and someone said something that hurt me, I tried to retaliate with equally hurtful comments. I like to think I wouldnt do that now.

72. Ever sent nudes?Lol no

73. Have you ever cheated on someone?Hell no

74. Favourite candy?All candy hates me 😂

75. Is there a blog you visit everyday or almost every day? Tag them.Yeah @oneshappyplace knows I regularly spam her with notes in search or Quality Memes (im so sorry)

76. Do you play any computer games? Whats ur fave?Nah, as if I have time 😂

77. Favourite TV series?Argh I canny choose? I love the IT Crowd, I love supernatural, I love Sherlock, I love in the flesh…

78. Are you religious? Does God exist?I’m not religious and personally I don’t believe there’s a god or higher power but I could be wrong.

79. What was the last book you read? Did it impress you and why?The Bell Jar. See 27.

80. What do you think about vegetarians and veganism?I respect it I guess? At one point I was p much a vegetarian until I had to restrict my diet sooo. Tho I could never be one now, let alone a vegan.

81. How long have you been on tumblr?Too long 😂😂😂 Like 3 or 4 years?

82. Do you like chinese food?Love it!

83. McDonalds or Subway?(Never been to subway so) McDonalds.

84. Vodka or Whisky?(Never had whisky so) Vodka.

85. Alcohol or Drugs?(Never had drugs so) Alcohol.

86. Ever been out of your country?I’m currently in the USA so yeah 😂

87. Meaning behind your blog name?It’s p self explanatory and also v true

88. What are you scared of?Abandonment, deep water, knives, toys with battery packs.

89. Last time you were insulted?Ugh, probs like when I met up with a load of school friends for our leaver’s ball.

90. Most traumatic experience?I’d rather not answer that lmao (plus itd take a long time to type)

91. Perfect date idea?Chilling and listening to each other’s favourite songs while coexisting and eating fast food 😂 that or ikea ngl

92. Favourite app on your phone?Tumblr. Even though I hate it, it also keeps me sane.

93. What colour are the walls in your room?White and blue.

94. Do you watch youtube? Who is your favourite youtuber?I love so many youtubers omg. Lukeisnotsexy, mileschronicles, realisticallysaying and filthy frank are faves

95. Share your favourite quote.Pick your fights.

96. What is the meaning of life?To live life to the fullest so youre happy and have minimal regrets. Also to be kind and helpful so even if you dont change the world you might help someone else to.

97. Do you like horror movies?I think….? But I’m not good at watching them alone 😂

98. Have you ever made your mum cry? What happened?Eh…again, would rather not answer (we got some nice supressed memories here)

99. Do you feel lucky or special in any way?I’m still totally in awe of how lucky I am to have met my best friend from 3000 miles away. Like, the probability of it was so so slim and yet here we are.

100. Can you keep a secret?I think so yh! It’s something that I consider super important.