#trunk dick sounds a little...linty to me

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Last night in the public chat for a game I was playing someone said they had a friend who was a trans man, who would keep his strap-on in his trunk so if he hooked up with someone at a bar or something he'd have it handy, and one night someone broke into the car and stole it, which he thought was hilarious. If that doesn't sound like a James Bond Friday night...😂