#trying to stay calm ( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜;) 

[toruland]

OH MY GODDD OH MY GOD OGH Y GLDOH OH YMG DK

THE AUTHOR OF MY FAVORITE FIC I’VE EVER READ JUST SAW A POST i MADE FOREVERRRR AGO ABT IT

[dollivication]

kitty hybrid dmc3 dante ૮꒰◞ ˕ ◟ ྀི꒱ა

to me hes like one of those hybrids that can AKSHUALLY turn into a whole ass cat. as a stray he js stays as a cat bc its a lil easier— if u ignore the regular ass cats trying to pick up fights w him for existing near them that is (ᵕ—ᴗ—)

one day u pick him up bc cute cat!!1! cute lil cat needs a home<333 u js let the cat sleeping on the couch n go to sleep bc whats the worst thing that can happen?:3

thats what u think till u go to the kitchen in the middle of the night n find a grown ass man butt booty naked stealing food from the kitchen without a care in the world. the grown ass man butt booty naked also has.. a tail..? and ears..?

hes confused— why r u screaming is it bc hes too attractive ?? u brought him home in the first place why the screaming ?? hes quite literally the cat ?? why r u complaining abt him being naked ?? his body is a whole masterpiece wdym put some clothes on ??

u end up adapting to him (yes, adapting to him not the other way around) and damn.. hes an absolute MENACE. hes lazy as fawk,, hes also crazily needy like u doing something ? well now u arent bc hes throwing himself at u demanding for cuddles and if u refuse… omfg he gets so annoying.. starts whimpering whining hitting u with his tail scratching Whatever ( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜;)  he sometimes turns into his cat form js to cause ruckus too and its like,,, girl be calm

to me he doesnt rlly like clothing— like he refuses to wear clothes inside the house he mayyyy wear his stupid red coat but thats IT. hes js wandering around the house w his dingaling out and he does nawt give a shit,,, and oh my gawd dont get me started on this heat seasons,,, hes js a shameless slut ૮꒰◞ ˕ ◟ ྀི꒱ა

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JREKAHSJEMRGS!!!!! DITTY KANTE!!!! KITTY DANTE!! IM SO PASSIONATE ABOUT THIS

i feel laik he’d probably wait for a bit until actualy going human mode,, because omg… his owner is such a cutie patootie! he wants to make the most out of getting pet by yew, it feels so nice!!! literawy a kitty by day, a tall ass freak by night it’s literally fiona’s curse from shrek LMFAOOAOAOA

he’s an Actual FIEND!!‼️🔥‼️ he does NAWT understand human customs (wearing clothes) methinks.. only occasionally wears the red coat because he thinks it’s flashy >:3 otherwise,,, yu kind of have tew uhmnhg force him… to put on clothes… because he’s not above going outside double cheeked awp…,,, he looks good naked don’t you think ??(NO!)

HEAVY ON THE NEEDINESS AND NOISINESS!! dante does not CARE about boundaries.. will cling onto yew both in kitty form and human form—likegetoffyouretooheavytobedoinallat HELPMWEFH will repeat ur name like a broken record 4 yu to feed him.. and there’s laik never a point where he’s NOT purring… laik SHUT!!! FUCK UP!!!

i hope you laik cleaning up cat hair, bc his tail wil leave yewr clothes covered in white hairs… and he does this DELIBERATELY piece of shi… LOOOOVES kneading and nuzzling yew too!! especially ur chest and tummy! :3

kitty dante jorks it in front of yew when he’s in heat… literally always arching his back and bucking his hips like PUT THAT ZOOOWWWN!!!! he’s such a hornball i fear…

iwant to waterboard him,,;:.🩷