#tua dreams

[coughwheezecough]

Remember when Klaus was queer. Remember when Luthor was an astronaut. Remember when all Lila wanted was family. Remember when Five made jokes. Remember when Klaus was a veteran. Remember when Five said damn the world, where's my family.

[romavitae]

[loki-hargreeves]

I agree that the Umbrella Academy should've ended with them killing Reggie.

In addition, they should've gone to the academy together and there should've been a montage of them destroying the furniture and stuff they don't like while having fun and dancing for all that I care. Then it should've faded into a scene of the newly renovated academy, a family dinner where everyone's around the table together. Happily. All the siblings, and their loved ones. Everyone.

Five would finally get a decent cup of coffee. Klaus and Dave would be together. Diego and Lila would be happy and their kids would be there, as should Ray and Claire be with Allison. Luther should be with Sloane. Ben would accept both the Sparrow and Umbrella Academy (maybe he saw the original Ben's memories somehow), and Viktor would be happy and be the cool uncle he deserves to be... they should all be happy.

Hell they could've brought original Ben back as a ghost because Klaus would finally control his powers (I could accept ghost Ben visiting them from time to time despite what happened to him in season 2)

✨Bonus points✨ if the song that plays when they kill their dad and destroy the house is Welcome to the Black Parade.

Can you imagine the irony of them killing Reggie while this plays in the background?

"Son, when you grow up Would you be the savior of the broken The beaten and the damned?" He said, "Will you defeat them? Your demons, and all the non-believers The plans that they have made?"

and actually, this is so fitting too for a scene of them kicking Reggie's abusive ass

"Do or die, you'll never make me Because the world will never take my heart Go and try, you'll never break me We want it all, we wanna play this part

...

Just a man, I'm not a hero Just a boy, who had to sing this song"

because the answer to saving everything is for them to kill Reggie together and heal, not to die and disappear from existence forever.

[jupiter-letters]

Dating Number 4/ Klaus Hargreeves would include☂️👻:

Fem! or GN! Reader TW: Brief mentions of addiction

A/N: I started Umbrella Academy a week ago and I’m obsessed, I’m almost done with season 3 and I can’t wait for season 4. I’d managed to fall in love with Robert Sheehan all over again and all that love has to go somewhere so here it is.

Waking up to little peppered kisses on your back and up your torso. If you don’t open your eyes he’ll just start blowing raspberries into your neck and on your face. Once he hears you laughing he’ll stop and flip you over. He likes being the first thing you see when you wake up. Some days are a little more peaceful and less silly, you wake to see him still asleep. A mess of curls and smudged glitter eyeshadow is the first thing you see. He’s at such peace and the most still you’ll ever see him. 

Putting makeup on each other, whether it’s going out or just playing around with new looks it doesn’t matter. Being able to experiment with new colors and combinations with each other is so much fun. On date nights you’ll pick outfits for each other, sometimes even just wearing each other’s clothes. Doing things like this with him leads to doing most things together. 

Why have him do things when you can do it for him? Or even with him? He loves having you wash his hair. Showers, baths? Of course we have to both be in there at the same time! Klaus is so touch starved any reason to spend time together he’ll take it,an added bonus is your company keeps the spirits away. 

You’re always in close proximity to each other, so your skin is always touching. Klaus just can’t get enough, physical touch becomes his middle name. He’s a natural affectionate person but just having you near is very grounding for him. 

He’ll draw on you with little glitter pens he carries in his pocket, he likes to call you his “canvas and his muse.” Even without the pens he’ll trace random shapes and words onto your arm or your back when you both lie in bed. Klaus also likes to play with your fingers when he’s bored.

Kissing!! He’s such a fiend for kissing my god, after that first kiss he’s finished. He always says he wants just one but it ends up escalating to a full on make out sesh. Doesn’t matter if you’re public or not you look too good it’d be a crime not to kiss you. Klaus doesn’t really give a damn about public embarrassment, if you wanted him to he’d run through central park naked, he would.

 Once he knows you’re ok with all the random bursts of affection he really piles it on. Neck kisses, shoulder kisses, nose kisses, not one day goes by where he doesn’t kiss you. He kisses like he wants to devour you, if he wasn’t able to kiss you that’d be hell on Earth. If you’re a fan of random kisses at the most inappropriate times he’s a professional. You’re driving, he’s gonna make out with you. Out shopping, kissing! Right now! Doctor’s appointment? Kisses under your jaw in the waiting room, he can’t help it, he's bored.

Helping him get clean, you and Ben have been pretty good influences in his life. Trying to keep him on the straight and narrow for the sake of his health. He wants to be present for you, he wants to be able to remember the things you do together. You help him find fun things to do without getting drugs involved. Taking your time and being patient with him means the world to him. He loves his siblings but they aren’t the best at helping him with it. They do try a little harder when you come around seeing how serious you are about helping him. You stay awake with him when his nightmares get too bad or when the withdrawal is really wearing him down. If it’s the ghosts that are bothering him you just tell them to piss off.(he really appreciates that)

Klaus begins to teach himself new skills to help you out around the house, cooking, cleaning you name it. He doesn’t do it very well but you appreciate the effort anyway. Chores become another activity for you both to do. He’ll even indulge in some of your hobbies just for the fun of it. 

Tattoos! He gets something on his wrist that reminds him of you, he can’t wait to show you too. If you get one related to him, god forbid a little number 4 on you he’ll cry. He does eventually tell you about the rest of his journey in Vietnam and Dave. Klaus wants to be sure you know he won’t compare you to him, He’ll always love Dave but he doesn’t love you any less. He’ll get really shy if you kiss his hand tattoos, there aren’t a lot of ways to fluster him so that’s a good one. 

Being surrounded by death and destruction most of his life really makes him appreciate what you have. The way you indulge in his antics and impulses makes Klaus feel so seen. You don’t feel real to him sometimes; late at night he’ll just lay his head on your chest and listen to your heart beating. 

When some crazy new developments or drama happens in his family you’re first to know. Luther tells him something very personal and secret and 15 mins later he’s calling you on the mansion’s phone. 

Luther: “This stays between us Klaus I mean it…” Klaus: “Of course Lulu I wouldn’t dream of telling anyone you’re dirty little secret” A few moments later… Klaus: “Babe you’ll never believe what Luther just told me!”

He’ll always be looking at you, wherever you are and whatever you’re doing you have his full attention. Klaus will just be gazing at you lovingly while five is trying to talk to him, eventually he’ll just ignore him and go to talk to you. You're his favorite person to talk to; he never gets bored with you.

Thanks for reading! Lemme know what you think. Please like or reblog if you like my stuff.

[primroseluna]

These episodes better be like 2 hours long🥺 I can't have only 6 episodes of my babies for their last season

[stephsageek]

[bd-wlf]

My pookie five would never do this, he was a victim of bad writing I'm telling ya

[donnalawliet]

You guys, I just had the weirdest dream. There was a fourth season of Umbrella Academy and everyone hated it. Quite the nightmare, really.

Anyway, thank God that was just a dream and nothing like that will ever happen. I‘ll go and rewatch the three seasons that we have. Who else is with me? I‘ll make waffles.

[dykefive]

Prev anon here: about Five's actor being the baby on set, I saw a couple of interviews to see what the cast thought about the season and Diego's actor literally still calls him a kid in one of them. Its pretty clear what their relationship to him is on set. So this whole situation with the s4 plot is so...

no but like why would they ever consider him anything else? like he was SUCH a baby when this all began. it's just CREEPY

i feel immensely bad for both ritu and aidan because what the ACTUAL fuck. from the interviews i've seen it looks like ONLY blackman was for this. but like... WHO greenlit that plotline. that was insane

[comicfive]

five!! my fictional cg, i love him so much, pretty boy <3

Caregiver Five Hargreeves Moodboard ☕

(color specific: black, grey, brown, paci inclusion) -- 5/7

five of seven.

[umbrella-academy-hcs]

Diego: alright, emergency family meeting, Five "went to get ice cream"

Allison: and why is this an emergency

Diego: last time he just "went to go do something" the donut shop got shot up!

Klaus: he has a good point

Luther: do you really think he's going to kill somebody?

Diego: that's what I'm trying to figure out

Five, blinking in: alright what's going on why are you all standing in a circle

Diego: ... Is that ice cream?

Five: congratulations Diego, you have the object recognition skills of a child

Luther: so you didn't kill anyone

Five: for the love of God- why do you think I was going out to kill someone??

Klaus: you were an assassin

Allison: and you did kill all those people at the donut shop

Diego: and the board of directors

Five: I didn't kill anyone!

Diego: Okay okay...

Diego: hey, can I have some-

Five: eat shit and die

[britishalien12]

I like to think that the Five who set up Max's Delicatessen started off lost just travelling the subway before finding a platform that had one of those warm drink vending machines. He made a note of the station and would often visit so that he could savour the bitter coffee even if it did taste like someone had brewed it with pond water.

On one of his visits after a particularly dicey tussle with one of the Commission's Corrections Officers, he decides he deserves a treat. He descends the steps, rubbing his hands in anticipation only to hear that a train is already at the station and he sees a figure on board.

He manages to find a hiding spot as the carriage doors creak open. Another Five steps out and takes in his surroundings before locking eyes on the vending machine. He grabs a coffee before heading up the stairs to face whatever lies outside.

Over the next who knows how long, Five scouts out the coffee subway station and finds that it is frequented by at least four versions of himself every day. One of them opts for the hot chocolate but he supposes they can't all have great taste. He sees the joy, comfort and calm it brings to each version of him in kind and decides that he needs to stop travelling and put down something akin to roots.

And so it becomes his goal to provide his fellow travellers with the refreshment they all seem to value in their different ways.

He surfs the subway, scavenging the equipment he needs to make a decent coffee. He can't believe his luck when he finds an old food cart with a small coffee machine, partially covered by its red and yellow umbrella that's clearly seen better days. It reminded him of the street vendors who would stand on the corner and sell ice creams when it was hot and warm nuts when it was cold.

He cleans the cart thoroughly and spruces it up so that it doesn't look like it's been through a hurricane and manages to find some crates of coffee on one of his runs.

When he feels everything is ready, or as ready as it will ever be, he manouvers the cart down the station steps and sets up shop, ready to make coffee for the Five's who frequent the station.

The first few who come along take one look at him before running away or stepping back onto the train that brought them there until it pulls into the darkness beyond.

But after a quiet and nervous start, one or two go over and accept his coffee.

'No foul play, no tricks, just coffee', he assures them.

For some reason, the paradox psychosis doesn't hit when they're here and they decide not to question it too much.

Soon, he has what might be considered a regular clientele coming and going, using his station as a way point. At first, he offers it for nothing before entering into a trade system with some of his early customers starting to go out on runs to find the coffee for him and anything else he might need.

After a while and a whole lot of coffee and scavenging, a group of them decided to set up a more permanent base and this was how Max's came to pass. They work together to set up the Delicatessen with anything a weary Five would be glad to see after a long day of travelling the rails.

[beaistiny]

Older Kid Regressor! Five Hargreeves <3

I love him :( please he needs a childhood <3

[midnight-mismanagement]

I watched season 3 and rewatched season 1 and 2 of the umbrella academy and what I can gather is:

Five (season 1): Denial, anger

Five (season 2): Bargaining

Five (season 3): Depression, acceptance

[jupiter-letters]

Klaus Hargreeves NSFT Headcanons💓

Anon Requested: Clawing at the walls rn. Can you write nsfw Klaus hcs?

A/N: Need to get back into writing again to start the healing process after season 4. I'm seeing some other writers do that now which is really funny and comforting. I've been wanting to do this but I didn't have that drive to do so thanks for the push anon! I'm aware of Klaus' identity as a Genderfluid person, I will be using He/They pronouns for this set of headcanons. Fem! or GN! Reader as always

word count: 634

divider cred || palestine links

now playing: I Wanna Be Yours - Arctic Monkeys

Klaus is very open to most things when it comes to sex, very few things are off the table for him. Having the opportunity to experiment with a partner is a fun experience for the both of you. He teaches you some things and he does the same for you, kinks you never knew you had kind of bubble to the surface.

Wax Play! Klaus introduced you to it in the middle stages of your relationship, he made it known he wasn’t afraid to experiment with a little pain. As long as you weren’t sawing his limbs off to get your rocks off he was fine.The sensation of hot wax on his skin and the soft caress of your fingers brings Klaus such euphoria. He likes to have it dripped on his thighs and his chest. Not so much on his face, anything that involves a little pain he doesn’t want done to his face. 

Being bound in any way is very very hot for them as well. Handcuffs, ropes or clamps, whether it be you or them. He mostly has a preference for being the one tied up, if you’re riding him and his hands are tied to the bedpost, he’ll go crazy. When he's bottoming he'll love it if you tie his hands behind his back. If you use that to grip onto while you fuck him from behind, face pressed in the pillow, he’ll get really loud. 

He lovesss to get pegged, Klaus will alternate between being the biggest brat and being the softest big wet eyed baby in the world. It really depends on how he’s feeling that day whether he’s gonna mouth off to you or not. He just gets sassy to get a reaction out of you but a good way to eradicate that cocky attitude to edge him, Klaus hates when you make him wait to cum. He has such a love-hate relationship with it, it does make anticipation of cumming more exciting. If you do it to him, sometimes he will get revenge later on. He would rather not do it to you cause he loves to give you whatever you want but he is a tease above all. 

He’ll even bring it up while you’re having sex, “Remember that time I backtalked you a tiny bit and you didn’t let me cum for 5 whole minutes babe? Well guess what?” and then he just stops thrusting into you, Klaus will even keep you on the edge of an orgasm for 5 minutes and let you cum after time’s up. “That was torture wasn’t it? I guess it doesn’t feel as good when the shoe’s on the other foot.” 

They have an oral fixation like you wouldn't believe, certified throat goat/munch. Stick your fingers in their mouth and they'll look at you with the nastiest whorish eyes. Anything you wanna put in Klaus' mouth they'll accept it happily, except maybe a gun that might be too much. If you're the one recieving Klaus will have some part of you in their mouth, an earlobe, a nipple or your cheek. It doesn't matter, they want to get as close as possible.

When Klaus goes down on you he's literally kicking his feet while he does it, no joke. He's so excited to be the one that makes you feel good, sex is always filled with giggles and smiles.

Aftercare is usually very quiet and intimate after a night of fun, you just sit in silence in each other's arms. You're both wound up tight in each other's arms, skin still covered in sweat. Klaus will pull you with him into the bathroom eventually so you both can get clean. After a nice shower you both end up playing monopoly or cooking something in your kitchen.

Thanks for reading! Lemme know what you think. Please like or reblog if you like my stuff.

[otterology]

Last night I dreamt the final season of The Umbrella Academy had a "to be continued" message" at the end, indicating there was a Part 2 coming out sometime in the future.

And, of course, I was like