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before the war, people joked about cockroaches surviving a nuclear blast. but they didn't merely survive, they improved. enlarged thorax to ward off attack, extended antennae in order to hunt in packs. incisors to help ingest larger prey, such as yourself. you should know better than to light a fire after dark.

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Joining the ghoul

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It's like I'm possessed

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Back on my BS

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Cooper Howard -> in Fallout: Episode 3, The Head

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TUA FANS ?! ARE YOU OUT THERE ?!

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rewatching to prepare for the new season

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Thanks for the tag @nikandrros !

I'm gonna tag @gggoldfinch @rockinlibrarian

Picrew Chain! Here's the link (x)

thank you so much @maddiataz for tagging me in this! i'm starting a new post cause the other chain was getting a bit long ✨

tagging @abitofboth @bigpeepee @tasteofyourblood @atlantidea @theoldgaylion @michaelsheens @mobius-m-mobius @volk-swag-genitalia @thebusylilbee if they want to do it 💕

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the symptoms are worsening

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Chapters: 8/? Fandom: The Umbrella Academy (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Number Five | The Boy/Lila Pitts, Number Five | The Boy & Lila Pitts Characters: Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy), Lila Pitts, Carmichael (Umbrella Academy), Original Characters, Historical Character(s) Additional Tags: Action/Adventure, Assassins & Hitmen, Big Gay Mobsters, teamsters, Road Trips, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, POV Alternating, 1970s, Sea Monsters, mandela effect, Time Travel, Superpowers, Established Relationship, Old Married Couple, Fluff and Angst, Flirting, Asexual Number Five | The Boy, Bisexual Lila Pitts, Protective Lila Pitts, Protective Number Five | The Boy, Old Number Five | The Boy, Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con, Quantum Mechanics, Metaphysics, Magic, Science Fiction, Music, Recreational Drug Use, Mentioned The Hargreeves | Umbrella Academy, All the siblings via flashbacks, Older Man/Younger Woman Series: Part 4 of Partners in Time Summary:

Living outside of normal space-time, partners and temporal assassins Lila Pitts and Number Five Hargreeves, have been together for years, dealing with murder, mayhem, math, and the machinations of not only the Handler but of the board of directors themselves.

One day, our anti-heroes find themselves tasked with their latest mission: assassinate well-known historical figure and urban legend, Jimmy Hoffa.

How hard can it be to get rid of one washed-up, corrupt former teamster?

Turns out, pretty hard when the mob, a pair of hitmen, the FBI, and a jilted former mistress are all after him too.

Oh, and let's not forget the sea monster.

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"Wait. Your big plan is... no plan?"

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𝙍𝙞𝙩𝙪 𝘼𝙧𝙮𝙖 𝙖𝙨 𝙇𝙞𝙡𝙖 𝙋𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙨 𝙞𝙣 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙐𝙢𝙗𝙧𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙖 𝘼𝙘𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙢𝙮 (2019-2024)

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Love a good 'ol picrew!

I'm tagging: @gggoldfinch @assaily @rockinlibrarian @non-plutonian-druid @malvo-ish

it's been a million trillion years since we've all done a picrew together and i think we should fix it ❤

tagging: @bornonthebreakofdawn @chloelapomme @zootopiathingz @ellaroundpanda @lavdil @happyocelot @bemycoffeepot @ihavebadtasteinmen @arodude @freppechino @rosesradio @dayseternal-blog @jesterwhoreknee @clotpolesonly and more!!!!!

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The Umbrella Academy (2019-2024)