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lethargical-lily · 2 years

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Poly!God Of Pain’s Groom Comic

I know Khoal sucks but I honestly liked them all so much that I kinda just wished they would all be happy together (yes this includes Kaveri). This is sort of ooc and an au but I need this leave me alone

you should also probably read the comic or this won’t make any sense srry

In this AU the servant of Khoal is not River’s ancestor, it’s his previous life

River had a crush on his master Khoal but as a servant dared not to say anything

As a servant he got to know a bit about Kaveri which also led him to developing a crush

Kaveri and him became very close friends eventually

When Kaveri and Khoal got together, Kaveri came clean about his crush on the servant

Khoal was like “Shit me too😳” so they bonded over this but their life was ended before they ever acted on it

River was fully aware of their relationship but when he was walking in to give something to Khoal that he asked for, another servant saw through the door and saw Kaveri and Khoal doing the dirty

This caused a ruckus and the whole torture and death thing played out essentially the same but River was forced to undergo that as well as they felt he was guilty by keeping this secret

Once reincarnated, the beginning of the story plays out essentially the same except Khoal has more fondness for River due to their history (which River does not know about at this point in time)

Larry is still a male reproductive organ to River but Khoal doesn’t let it slide as much because this is his reincarnated crush

Khoal does try to stop Larry when she nearly attacks River but Heil is faster

Thus he is introduced to Kaveri (again)

Kaveri still has his memories with River but for him this is like meeting Kaveri for the first time

Tbh I like them becoming besties all over again

They just joke abt their connection to Khoal and their relationship with each other

They have fun times

Ofc River is also falling for Heil as usual but Heil used to have a thing for Khoal and has a specific fondness for Kaveri he can’t quite place while having a new crush on River

Kaveri reciprocates Heil’s feelings but he doesn’t know that

Basically everyone has a crush on each other and the only one who is completely unaware of anyone’s feelings towards him is River

Skipping forward Larry is unfortunately successful in ending River’s life but not without Khoal seriously attempting for that to not happen

Khoal is very depressed after this and hates Larry’s guts :)

River doesn’t become a river deity instead his soul passes on to the afterlife like normal and all his memories of his original life r backkkk!

He chooses to stay in the afterlife a little bit bc this is where his friends are

Kaveri and his relationship grow as well as his one with Heil

He’s now acknowledged his romantic feelings for the two of them but doesn’t act on them since he doesn’t feel they are reciprocated

Instead he sets up Heil and Kaveri since he knows of their feelings for one another which works out and they officially start dating

Not long into the relationship they both tell River about their feelings for him, he does the same and now they’re a throuple🥰

The god of the underworld and his two dead lovers how romantic

Khoal is aware all 3 of them are currently residing in the underworld (unaware of their relationship status) and has begged Heil to see them

Heil, under the impression he didn’t try to prevent River’s death, refuses every time

Eventually Khoal’s worry overpowers his common sense and he simply goes there himself which, if you’ve read the comic, is dangerous for him

Heil like “damn fine if u gonna be a female dog abt it” and finally bring Kaveri and River to Khoal’s estate

Heil confronts abt the whole “U let Larry kill River” thing

River is like “no sir he did not”

Heil felt like 🤡 fr

There’s a lot of just regular catching up that they did before being like “K how we gonna stop Larry?”

Heavy fast forward they defeat Larry, Heil finally has the power required to bring Kaveri and River back to life, Khoal tells them of all the feelings he’s had since the beginning of the story, River makes a pikachu face but then is like SAME

Kaveri, River, and Khoal kith

In the background of everything Khoal and Heil had some seggsual tension so they finally kith too

They’re all dating and live happily ever after

And if u ask “Where’s Hella?” Or whatever her name

Don’t

This was more of a rewrite of actual events than it was relationship head canons as planned but I’ll probably be writing that at some point

#the god of pain’s groom #tapas comic #tgpg #khoal #kaveri #heil #river #tgpg khoal #tgpg kaveri #tgpg heil #tgpg river #comics

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baekhvuns · 2 years

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SEXY BUT SURPRESED OFMGG?!!! It's true but why did he have to say that. The whole interview is so cute tho https://twitter.com/nobodylikehwa/status/1528680461748387840?t=h7v2rU3O7FiVkpCqO80ckA&s=19

I saw one anon asking why everyone writes for Seonghwa and your response nailed it. He just has so many different personas? Btw I don't know if you've ever seen this beautifully written ode to Hwa, OP really went all in 😭 https://www.reddit.com/r/ATEEZ/comments/saymu9/in_my_10_years_of_being_a_kpop_fan_seonghwa_is/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

I saw the photocards and yeah when they arrive I'm gonna fight them. Saw San's too... but probably won't get them... Anyway I totally forgot the album was dropping yesterday (my time) TOOK ME BY SURPRISE. The King needs to be played in clubs because what a banging tune

Baek what does that HEHE mean this isn't funny :/// be serious

Wait is the simp king is a red head?! Nvm now I'm gonna headcanon him as such 🤗 I respect him very much for his simp activities and I haven't even seen them yet

Stop that edgy Hwa edit kills me everytime but I doubt we'll see his hair as long, so 💔 Dangly earrings yes, how I wish I was that dangly earring, might as well steal them all!

Jenkai was a ride and YGE always says the weirdest shit in response lmaooo. Apparently J x T made it into the news, rip. I wonder what's going on there and if it's really Hybe trying to cover the Garam scandal. But it's so fucking stupid, also not gonna work lmao people are talking about both cases 🤡

I'm sorry bestie I had to do it to you! Unfortunately I also think Soo Hyuk and Seonghwa have similar vibe, kinda boomer-ish, calm and shy but intimidating, they even said the same thing about preparing the right selfies to post 🤚🏻 their initials are almost the same too, yeah I'm losing it! Gonna kms 💀AND I had no idea Soo Hyuk and my son Beomgyu were on a show together??? Bistro Shigor omfg https://youtu.be/9kt1a_KUvIM they're so cute and Max Changmin was there too. Gonna watch it tonight. I only saw gifs of LSH wih kids, even though fuck them kids he was so cuteeeee

No I don't have hakuna matata tattoo, but Seonghwa's ending lyrics and I already have stars tattooed too, it was my destiny to be a Shitstar uwu

Uh, Someone sent this to me https://twitter.com/myloveatz/status/1528709371278008320?t=0hTwxnYAJoYUp1ouB4E-Ew&s=19

Unstable thoughts only...I have my own collection of Seonghwa calling me noona and he's always so cheeky like 💀

- DV 💖

hi hello!!!

SEXY BUT SURPRESED OFMGG?!!! It's true but why did he have to say that. The whole interview is so cute tho https://twitter.com/nobodylikehwa/status/1528680461748387840?t=h7v2rU3O7FiVkpCqO80ckA&s=19

SEXY BUT SUPPRESSED HAHA WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS HE WAS THRUSTING IN THE FACE HOW IS THAT SUPPRESSED 🔫🔫😭

i actually ghost wrote this, yeah. OP WENT ALL IN AS OP SHOULD??? THIS IS LIKE ESSAY PAPER FORMAT FOR UNI FBWNDBKW no fr he’s so diverse?? ive only seen this type of fanficness with kai and taehyung and now with seonghwa,,,, so diverse and u can actually visualize them doing something like this in actuality at times too and ITS SO HARD TO PUT IT BUT ITS MAGNETIC HE’S MAGNETIC

FIGHT THEM FOR ME TOO,,, no bc what is san on 🔫 FBKWDWK ME TOO I THOUGHT IT WAS ALSO DROPPING TODAY MY TIME BUT IT WAS LAST NIGHT I WAS SO CONFUSED. THE KING. YES. ABSOLUTELY. WHAT A SONG LITERALLY,,, turbulence jpn ver is literally me sobbing for 3 mins

Baek what does that HEHE mean this isn't funny :/// be serious

synopsis : in which a classic case of the best man and maid of honour are forced into playing nice but of course, how’s anything nice with seonghwa?

Wait is the simp king is a red head?! Nvm now I'm gonna headcanon him as such 🤗 I respect him very much for his simp activities and I haven't even seen them yet

GBFBWNDHSJ I CAN DEF MAKE HIM I WAS CONTEMPLATING ASHY BLOND OR RED,, his simp activities include the entire kingdom putting a respect on yn’s name,,, he will absolutely give yn jewelries <3 which yn will decline but he will not listen 🔫

Stop that edgy Hwa edit kills me everytime but I doubt we'll see his hair as long, so 💔 Dangly earrings yes, how I wish I was that dangly earring, might as well steal them all!

no bc imagine an au where he has that long hair and he rides a horse so his hair like flowed all prettily 😭😭😭 YES EXACTLY THOSE DANGLY ONES I WILL ROB

OH NOT THE NEWS??? OHMYGOD??? i know kai crying bfbdfb YEAH idk why they’re doing this for a rookie that’s not even a month into debut,, at least we know that hybe pays for wins and everything and uses their gang like tendencies so their fans won’t point the finger at anyone else 😭😭

KINDA BOOMERISH THATS SO TRUE PLS 😭😭😭 shy but intimidating im literally gonna yell- NOT THE INITIALS???? WTF HES GOT TO BE SOME LONG LOST SIBLING OR COUSIN AINT NO MF WAY THE FACES ARE TOO SIMILAR,,, GET OUT GET OUT MEN WITH KIDS ESP THE ONES WE KNOW WITH KIDS R 🔫🔫😭😭😭 yes show me ur daddy moves

No I don't have hakuna matata tattoo, but Seonghwa's ending lyrics and I already have stars tattooed too, it was my destiny to be a Shitstar uwu

IT FRR WAS PLS his line is so pretty,,, he is so pretty omg AAAA U HAVE STAR TATTOOS TOO FBWNFH IT WAS FATE AFTERALL

Uh, Someone sent this to me https://twitter.com/myloveatz/status/1528709371278008320?t=0hTwxnYAJoYUp1ouB4E-Ew&s=19

Unstable thoughts only...I have my own collection of Seonghwa calling me noona and he's always so cheeky like 💀- DV 💖

FBQMFBWK HES CALLED U NOONA FBANBDAKBDKWBDKSHDKS

also

#✉️ : ask #dv 💖 anon

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baekhvuns · 2 years

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Someone with a massive brain made that connection suhshdjsshhssh also I had a dream about LSH a few days ago I think I forgot to tell you...

I got another gift for you: https://twitter.com/avgcatboyliker/status/1519866600626835456?t=wFtFUzcKG-NTEZ57lBmDfA&s=19 - their Hwa art destroys me every single time 💀

https://twitter.com/avgcatboyliker/status/1496253345308286977?t=7VG47ZhkPR2KttxKTiLNDA&s=19 - I'm sorry I can't be normal about it 😳😳😳

I knoooow except for work I had to meet some lawyers a few times and 🥴 well bestie, there are people who definitely deserve jail, so maybe you'll actually do the right thing hggshahahsgsagfa

Making money on YT is soooo hard and it was near impossible years ago, also producing quality content when you're busy/don't have the energy is annoying, I was a part of a group and we made videos together. Now there's this podcast, so I make appearances from time to time.

Me and Hongjoong are soulmates when it comes to photography, hahahha, I have a collection of different cameras. <3

SNAKE??? ALIVE??? Yeah Aussies are fucking crazy, so maybe I shouldn't be shocked.

To be fair since 2019 my life has been on hold, even before the pandemic started so hopefully it will kick off again soon, because your girl is miserable 😭💔😪

JT is not the worst though, in my home country they play embarrassing and annoying local songs and I wanna die. People have fun, but I'm a hater, I can't help it.

Seriously cyclist in Amsterdam are crazy motherfuckers, almost got run over 3 times... I know cycling is good etc etc, I used to like it as a kid, but somehow I developed hatred towards them. Not to mention those fucking electric scooters 🔫🔫🔫🔫 I was a fan of the OG ones but they're a plague now, people don't know how to ride them and they just leave them everywhere for no reason?! Wtf bitch, get up! https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/electric-scooter-lying-pavement-gdynia-electric-scooter-lying-pavement-201163798.jpg

Gonna continue in another message cause I'm not on the app and for some reason my long ask doesn't wanna send 😡 - DV 💖

HELLOBDBD

Someone with a massive brain made that connection suhshdjsshhssh also I had a dream about LSH a few days ago I think I forgot to tell you...

NO FR IM BLOWN AWAY 😭😭😭 oh pls do 👁👄🤲🏼

I got another gift for you: https://twitter.com/avgcatboyliker/status/1519866600626835456?t=wFtFUzcKG-NTEZ57lBmDfA&s=19 - their Hwa art destroys me every single time 💀

i wish, i wish u saw me iNHALE

https://twitter.com/avgcatboyliker/status/1496253345308286977?t=7VG47ZhkPR2KttxKTiLNDA&s=19 - I'm sorry I can't be normal about it 😳😳😳

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I knoooow except for work I had to meet some lawyers a few times and 🥴 well bestie, there are people who definitely deserve jail, so maybe you'll actually do the right thing hggshahahsgsagfa

LMFAOOOO 😭😭😭 i bet u were frustrated with them too bc god damn,,, also some law students r so entitled and for what ????? 😭😭😭 atp the only good thing abt saying u did law is saying u went to law school </3

YEAH?? ahh like it’s extra money bc u gotta buy the equipment and produce content with softwares that cost money perhaps? OOOOOOOO omg that is so cool, podcasting sounds really cool if ur not the one editing it for hours 😭😭😭😭 BUT THATS SO COOL what is the podcast abt? just regular stuff or like themed content,, ik a few authors here have podcasts and they’re truly so fun to listen <33

Me and Hongjoong are soulmates when it comes to photography, hahahha, I have a collection of different cameras. <3

AAAAAAA pls recruit me in ur duo,,, i will stand there with my canon and olympus,,, OKAY I HAVE A QUESTION so i was going to invest in a film camera for the summer,,, and since u have a collection i presume u might also have film ones?? i was wondering which one is actually worth it, as in lasts longer or has a better? kodak or fuji? 35mm or is 50mm better?

SNAKE??? ALIVE??? Yeah Aussies are fucking crazy, so maybe I shouldn't be shocked.

GEKWHDKW I MEANT SNAILS, LIKE HE WOULD JUST PUT IT IN HIS MOUTH AND THEN GET YELLED AT 😭😭😭 aussie’s r INSANE

To be fair since 2019 my life has been on hold, even before the pandemic started so hopefully it will kick off again soon, because your girl is miserable 😭💔😪

omg i hope u go to many places after it’s over !!!! omg u should come here !!! don’t go toronto there’s nOTHING there 🔫

JT is not the worst though, in my home country they play embarrassing and annoying local songs and I wanna die. People have fun, but I'm a hater, I can't help it.

BDWNBDWKDJWK UR THE YN WE GOT IT BESTIE DBDB

BRNWHDKWHDKWJDK RAN OVER BY SCOOTERS they hit ankles so bad 😭😭😭😭😭😭 LMFAOOOO STOP FBFBFB also,,,

#✉️ : ask #dv 💖 anon

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