#ucjf

[lilithsterrarium]

New obsession: Twink w/ an affectionate mean streak

Catching a micro in his bedroom—looking somewhat inoffensive compared to the usual person. A svelte man made up of soft, smooth skin and angular features. Almost feminine in appearance as he peers down at them through long eyelashes. Assessing them.

A soft shush when he picks them up, slender fingers curled carefully around their tiny body, not the tight clutch they’re accustomed to. Humming as he delicately runs a finger across their body, rubbing attentively against the hardening tent in their pants. Smiling lovingly as he pets their head.

It doesn’t take him long to decide to keep that micro in a cage, supplying it with food and fresh water. A new pet.

Though, once he comes back from work, the micro knows that there will be no reprieve from his ‘unwinding’ session.

Feeling his glare upon them as those thin fingers wrap around their waist, hoisting them out of the cage and bringing them to his lap. The poor bastard choking on the scent as he presses them into the soft sole of his foot, squashing them into clammy flesh. Making them lick his feet clean whilst he uses them as an impromptu massager. Taking an interest when they try to wriggle free—grasping them with his toes, squeezing tightly.

Their lithe god reminding them that he could just as easily crush them, instead of being so merciful. The feeling of his plushy sole bearing down upon their body almost being worth the pain.

Once their body is battered and bruised enough, the man gently pinches them between a forefinger and thumb to lift them skyward. Earning themselves an affectionate coo, and a kiss that smothers them against his lips.

Then, the micro watches as the world blurs, whisked over to dangle above the opening of their god’s boxers. Dropping his tiny pet down the back of them, and tucking them away, feeling their desperate little gasps against his asshole. His lips twitching into a smirk as he prods them with a crude tease, feeling their mouth making contact.

Leaving them there. Taking a long few hours to ’relax’ with his pet. A tired grunt melting into a pleased groan when he lays down on the couch and turns on the TV. Absentmindedly groping his ass whilst his beloved pet diligently licks at his eager hole. Knowing that his micro will never know another life.

(Waah I’m so sorry, my drabbles are always so long.) —🐻

FBSCBFCJXJAJCJZJ UCJF GOSH <3

(DONT WORRY I. REALLY ENJOY YOUR DRABBLES 😵‍💫💞)

The look of sheer fear on the poor little thing's face when they're spotted, their new owner peering down at them with an expression so difficult to read... they already look divine, it only makes sense they would be a god...

That fingertip lovingly stroking their head, ruffling their hair.... shnddjdjsd GOSH <3

I'd give anything to be their micro... lapping sweat off their sole, moaning as they rub the poor little thing against every inch of his warm, sweat-soaked skin.... the overwhelming muskand scent staining every inch of his new pet~

DHCHDHCJCH NEEEEEED

Lapping so eagerly at their new owner's asshole, twitching pucker adored and treated right.... hchhdhdhda GOSH <3333

[alanshemper]

An Israeli diplomat tried to persuade a leading New York college to cancel a course about the growing debate over whether the Jewish state practices a form of apartheid in Palestine.

The Israeli consul for public diplomacy in New York, Yuval Donio-Gideon, took the highly unusual step of contacting Bard College earlier this year to object to the course, Apartheid in Israel-Palestine, on the grounds that it breached the controversial International Holocaust Remembrance Alliance (IHRA) definition of antisemitism.

When the college defended the course, it came under pressure from pro-Israel groups and from at least one major donor. Robert Epstein, the property developer and co-owner of the Boston Celtics, resigned from Bard’s board of trustees in protest at Bard’s refusal to cancel the subject.

[...]

The course was designed and taught by Nathan Thrall, a Jewish American writer and researcher who lives in Jerusalem.

“The Israeli consulate contacted Bard and said they would like the course to be cancelled. There was mention of the IHRA definition of antisemitism which is the standard means of attempting to silence criticism of Israel,” said Thrall.

“When the consul spoke to Bard they explicitly said that we fear that if we do not make an example out of this class then classes like this are going to sprout like mushrooms all over the US.”

The president of Bard, Leon Botstein, confirmed that Donio-Gideon “called to inquire about the course and to object to it”.

[...]

Drimer wrote to Botstein attempting to link Thrall to Hamas.

“This class is wrong in its inception, and we are ethically compelled to point out why: Nathan Thrall is heavily financed by the government by Qatar, a leading funder of Hamas and other officially designated terrorist groups,” he said.

Thrall previously worked for the International Crisis Group which received a donation from Qatar after he left.

“Must we accept as coincidence Mr Soros finances Mr Thrall and Bard?” Drimer added. “I am compelled to connect the dots.”

Botstein responded to the UCJF letter saying that “as a child of survivors of the Holocaust I am more sensitive than most” to antisemitism.

“There is nothing antisemitic about the course in question. It explores questions that have been the subject of debate in Israel for years. Why should the Jewish community in America be afraid of the same debates and arguments taking place in Israel?” he said.

8 November 2023

[karakoopierot]

[starry-dwarf-froggo]

The amount of serotonin I get from Patton kissing all of his plushies goodnight and just the softness of his room, the bright happy atmosphere, the coziness, it's just afhatisjgsjgsjyxyfhfh ucjf

[gnarxta]

so ....i checked facebook for the first time in weeks n like you know what the first ad that popped up was?  u know what fuckING AD. an ad about mushroom coffee MUSHROOM COFFEE..... iM SO MAD. MUSHROOM COFFEE. OF ALL THINGS!  im mad bc although it doesnt sound that tasty.... i do want to buy it

[starchgrain]

whathefc ucjf is my eprofile picture

[kickstandwilly]

JD & John Witherspoon

JD & John Witherspoon

#JoeRoganExperience #JREpodcast #DontBeSoSerious #TakeaBreak

#1305. John Witherspoon is a comedian and actor. JD Witherspoon, John’s son, is also a comedian and actor. You can see John on his YouTube cooking show “Cookin’ For Poor People” (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJF-73OaZ-Cr0k9_-lpcaXQ). Also check out JD’s YouTube channel “runJDrun”  (https://www.youtube.com/runJDrun).

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[shadouko]

they gave us a quiz and I got so scared bUT IT WAS EASY I WAS LIKE WH WHAT THE F UCJF

[loampayne]

I TTENDS TO GROW