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"these researchers published a paper on something that literally any of us could have told you 🙄" ok well my supervisors wont let me write something in my thesis unless I can back it up with a citation so maybe it's a good thing that they're amplifying your voice to the scientific community in a way that prevents people from writing off your experiences as annecdotal evidence

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Really worried about Chris Smalls. People who spoke up for Greta, should speak up louder for him.

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Like dumbass is definitely an insult. But getting called "smartass" isn't nice either. This must mean that the best ass is of average intelligence

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One legitimately weird thing about Tumblr is that we literally can’t code for shit, many people quit working at Tumblr due to a hostile work environment, and we can’t seem to program a simple blogging website to not flood your RAM.

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lol

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Excuse me?

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“Israel is a western country, that, despite sometimes treacherous behaviour by its western kin societies, still belongs in that slot culturally, conceptually and economically.”

—Zvi Mazel, former Israeli ambassador to Sweden and Egypt, 2015

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Found a version where the text is more legible (but a weird crop)

different types of korean street food （　´∀｀）☆

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different types of korean street food （　´∀｀）☆

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according to the prophecy we all need to chill out and have a beer