#und die ganzen deutschen vollpfosten die “denglisch” hassen

[almost-born-in-1893]

To people who moan and complain about how "the youth talk these days" and how we need to defend our language and speak properly (especially the Germans who hate anglicisms):

Are you actually that fucking stupid??

Your dumb ass realises that language evolves, right? It has since the beginning of time. That's why you wouldn't understand people from your hometown if you were to travel back in time to The Middle Ages.

You laying in a corner shitting and pissing and crying like a little bitch about how "We didn't use those words back in my day! We spoke properly with correct grammar" won't stop language from changing and finding new ways for expression and meaning in words and phrases.

So shut your stupid little mouth, sit back, and just enjoy the wonders of language and its evolution. When you get over yourself you might see how beautiful this process actually is...