#undead pigeon king 🐦🌙

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Okay okay last one. I’m done I promise!

KFIHOEKVKWKVKCIEKV RHEA OMG!!!!!

LOOK ID DO BOTH!!!

I’d sit on his his shoulders even tho it would scare the fuck out of me (cause it’s too high)! but i would motorboat him too…

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RNVIRJVKELWLWOVO OHMYFUCKING SKFKEM

THE WAY I FUCKING SCREAMED!!! RHEA PLZ!!! I CAN EXPLAIN!!!! i need him to sweep me off my feet plz

HIIIII KHONSHU

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𓊝 Sails Away 𓊝

This is brought to you by the encouragement of @mccnknightstcrdst , I have decided to indulge in some self shipping here! I’ve been doing this for years but now it’s time for me to scream out into the world about it. I am totally okay if anyone wants to ask any questions about anything I say!!! (so long as its not mean)

So as follows, block these tags if you are not wanting to see me babble my little heart out:

→ loser’s circus of f/o’s - the primary tag i’ll be using for all of them (whether the posts are writing, gifs, or art)

→ spilt the deck ❤️♠️ || william tell

→ enter the bastard 🚬☠️ || billy hargrove 

→ spinning through the moons 🌑💫 || steven grant/marc spector/jake lockley

→ wings in the galaxy ⭐ || poe dameron 

→ dragons dungeons and metal 🎸 || eddie munson

→ himbo mother hen ⚾❤️ || steve harrington

→ undead pigeon king 🐦🌙 || khonshu

→ croc rockin dilf 🐊👞 || arthur harrow

→ little bug 🪲☀️ || layla el-faouly

→ cutlery n’ ingredients 🔪🍅 || carmen “carmy” berzatto

→ swords and sunshine ⚔️☀️ || sunny/sanzō

→ espionage amongst the stars 💫✨ || cassian andor

→ the howling wolf 🌒🐺 || jack russell

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙼𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝: 𝙳𝚁𝙸𝙵𝚃𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚃𝙷𝙾𝚄𝙶𝙷𝚃𝚂

[note: things can be added and changed whenever i feel like it] 

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Thoughts about Khonshu dry humping on your thigh while you sit on the arm of the chair in the loft while he shoves two fingers in you and edges you-

well fuck...

it probably started with me teasing the god for being so morose all the time, when he was already in a mood. he argued while i told him being so uptight would only twists his bandages further.

and that would piss him off.

he thinks about leaving but he body feels on fire and he needs to let it out-- so he tries to play it calm. he starts talking back, trying to rile me up as he backs me up against the arm of the chair. i look at him curiously as he slots himself between my legs.

"would you like to play a game, little worm?" he chuckles, as he slips his hand into my shorts.

and of course, i never back down from a challenge.

so there we are, trying desperately to not get off on each other. i gripping his hips hard, digging my thumb into them as i press my leg into his bulge. moaning softly as his fingers work over my clit, while pumping in and out of me furiously; his free hand tugging my hair. its obvious we both need a release but we're too stubborn to give up.

and that's just the way we like it.

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Imagine giving him some gawkgawk 3000 while he watches down at you like you his little pet. “Swallow worm. Be a good bug and swallow me whole and I may just let you enjoy yourself tonight.”

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I’m going to swallow however many inches he’s got, he’s going to be tugging my hair and wishing he hadn’t said that.

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Khonshu unravels the wrappings of his wrist, only to wrap yours, binding your wrists together as his hands roam your body freely, getting every moan out of you he can. “Such a good boy for me, aren’t you my little mortal?”

god sir excuse???

He says it like such the tease he is, but the moment I get my legs around him and pull him down so his hips meet mine; we'll see who's the good boy then 😏

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*fucking runs*

BONE APPLE TEETH

NOT THE FUCKING BONE APPLE TEETH LMFAOOOOOO

BUT HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO FUCKING GOOD!!!! I ADORE THIS HOLY FUCK!!!!

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now that you and the other anon brought it up, what is khonshu’s dick supposed to look like? a bone? 🤨

ORIBKRKBKRKF NAH THIS IS TOO FUCKING FUNNY!!!

I mean it can be anything you want… if you want a bone sure… if you want something more celestial and glowing could be that too… or something that’s like a really fleshy… it’s up for interpretation 😌

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Khonshu deep inside you after you become his avatar temporarily as a reward for doing a task well. (Won’t call you worm unless you’re a brat and tease him )

LISTEN…

It would be an honor for that to happen, first of all.

Second of all, I’m going to rub my hands along his thighs/legs as fucks me deeply and encourage him to be rough.

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Khonshu laid next to your semi sleeping form in the pale moon light, his bundles of bandages draped across his body in the most accentuating way as his godly body laid on top of the covers of your bed. The scent of frankincense and Egyptian sandalwood of his bandages intoxicating your lungs as the god watched over you. You started to stir awake from the sound of wind blowing against your flat’s window.

“Can you not sleep, lovebug?” Khonshu murmured to you as a soft groan elicited from your mouth, a bandaged hand coming to gently caress the side of your cheek.

“Mmm, not with you distracting me.” You rasped in a lighthearted tone. Eyes meeting his skull, rubbing at his beak lightly.

The moon god chuckled lowly bringing his hands down to trace your body. He may not have had eyes but you knew his intentions as he caressed your body in all of the right ways. “May I suggest something that will help you sleep, my dear?”

You nod knowing exactly where this was going as his hands trailed down to your boxers now circling at your swollen bud, hips buckling up at his touch letting out a soft moan. “Such a good little scarab behaving for his favorite god. You may just be my favorite mortal..” he whisper in your ear as he played with your clit.

It was going to be a long loving night you wouldn’t forget.

[OLLIE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD-- THIS WILL MEAN WAR]

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but boy what i would give to mating press this god