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I vibe with Suchebh so hard for wanting to romance Varric. Bioware were cowards for not letting me date him.

the worst thing is that you can still flirt with him, in my opinion XD feels tricksy of them to put the flirts in when you can't romance him properly lmfao

#what does the chaos mirror see #rip-rowsdower #suchebh: WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S UNAVAILABLE HE'S WEARING A COCK RING ON HIS FUCKING NECKLACE #lithiana: the humans didn't write and program it in suchebh #suchebh: *screaming at the sky like shatner in wrath of khan* HUMANS!!!!!!#they were Extremely excited about him being back in inquisition (and dwarf inquisitors)#until lithiana googled it to check if he was romanceable to head off the same tantrum as in da2

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