#until the owl sleep schedule conflicts with canary song-time and da-ge is chasing his songbirds around at the ass-crack-of-dawn o'clock
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what if NMJ just poofs into an owl when qi deviations loom tho
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#turning nmj into an owl to incite brother shenanigans :3#he has three didis and he can't get them to FIT under his wings!! he can't protect them!#you YEET the da-ge?? you yeet him like the soda can???#JAIL FOR HUAISANG#lil bro is a bird-lover u know he'd be delighted#and overly invested in teaching da-ge how to fly via flap power#until the owl sleep schedule conflicts with canary song-time and da-ge is chasing his songbirds around at the ass-crack-of-dawn o'clock#it'll wear off eventually no worries chifeng zun#buuuuut u keep losing ur temper? then u keep poofing into a flying feathery marshmallow bird that has to hack up pellets#giving chifeng zun the power to be a flying pillow with claws that can double in size and make people piss themselves with demon screeches#he gets to keep his mind intact but he has to be a bird first and suffer indignities#such as various brothers needing soft owl hugs Right Now#altho the ability to harass and prank a-holes and blame it on owl brain is a perk#jgs says something in-character and owl-nmj swoops him and Yoinks some jewlery#nie mingjue#nie huaisang#nie brothers#lan xichen#jin guangyao#zewu jun#chifeng zun#lianfang zun#mdzs#the untamed#fanart
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