#valentinanottt

[nicholas-chastain]

Nic and Tristan giving language lessons.

“Je m’appelle is- attendez, comment vous-appellez vous ‘nom’ en Anglaise?” Nic told Tristan, pronouncing each word slowly, french accent heavy, before he realized with horror that he’d never switched back to English for his question.

It turned out that trying to teach someone a third language, using a despised second language, was actually horrifically, nightmarishly hard and frustrating. 

Tristan was just staring at him without comprehension, and Nic eventually just let his head fall into his hands.

[nottsofiya]

SOFIYA AND ZEPHYR, ONE OF THOSE 'CONTACTING THE DEAD' SHOWS.

*Spooky but very low budget intro that Zephyr recognizes as ridiculous but Sofiya takes super seriously*

They’ve taken prank calls seriously one too many times, usually too late into the show to cut the bit out. The prank callers get smarter every episode. 

Their crystal ball lights up and after like two years of doing the show they find out there’s no light source inside. Also their studio is haunted but no one believes them because they think they’re saying it to promote the show.

@zephyrbcll

[leonapodmore]

♛ Patrick

[vanja-novak]

♛ Tristan

Exhibit A:

Exhibit B:

[the-last-moody]

♛

[edith-clearwater]

♛ Zephyr

Exhibit A: 

Exhibit B:

[mxdnight-marauder]

♛ Zephyr

[odettcss]

Odette and Tristan, werewolf daycare??

“I told you! You couldn’t be alone with her! It’s those puppy-dog eyes, no pun intended, she can get anyone to give her anything.”

“At least I know for next time?”

“It’s fine, just tell me; how much chocolate did you give her?”

@trisxrojas

[adelaideboots]

adelaide and Valentina, Adelaide is her secret informant?? (Aka, if my sister comes in here for as much as a bruise, TELL ME)

“I said I’d try, it’s not like I live my whole life at this desk. Honestly, you’re lucky I do anything for your family.”

“But is she-”

“She’s fine. Come on, I’ll show you to her room.”

@valentinanottt

[editor-in-strange]

Family First

Rabastan Lestrange was rotting in a cell on heresay and Rodolphus refused to stand for it anymore. He’d been patient for a time, trusting that the truth- or their ministry allies- would come through. Instead there was nothing, and he wasn’t subtle about his motivations for inviting Valentina to his London flat in the coming days. He’d done his part as her friend to care for her after her time in Azkaban; it was time for her to tell him the truth about Rabastan’s circumstances. Rodolphus would not allow his brother to fall to Dementors- Rabastan wouldn’t survive, and then all of Rodolphus’ efforts would be for naught. 

“Why hasn’t he been released yet?” he snapped, sparing little time for pleasantries. He’d already had a drink or two, and the third sat in his hand, a crystal glass of amber liquid that burned and fueled his anger.

@valentinanottt​

[mirekhausted]

✉

1. Don’t die on me tomorrow.

2. is Dumbuldore getting hot or have I just been single too long. please respond

3. Good luck with your auror things.

4. I heard u @ st.mungo’s, is lunch canceled? 

5. I know it’s late but do you have any mugshot tips? just in case you ever arrest me

✉ K.

[editor-in-strange-archived]

Spa Day

Rodolphus had had enough. Between the recent wedding madness, and the general dealings with his wife and brother, and the stress of swallowing his pride to reconnect with Zahi, he needed another break. So, having politely asked his chaotic family not to burn down the manor while he was gone, he apparated to one of his favorite establishments in London, made exclusively for those who needed a relaxing escape from their everyday lives. 

“I’m glad you accepted my invitation,” he grinned, approaching Valentina. The auror was composed as always; there was a reason that, after a few days to calm down, Rodolphus had chosen not to hold her brother’s actions against her. Especially since she hadn’t been at the Potter wedding, where Rodolphus witnessed firsthand how difficult it was to keep his compatriots from getting overenthusiastic and out of line. “Recent events have made me.... unfortunately aware of how trying some of our company can be.”

He grimaced at the memory of fire, and Bellatrix blowing holes in every wall she could see. Of Miriam Clearwater hiding in a bathroom and Malcolm Greengrass trying to dump a body and Nigel Twycross vanishing completely half way through. 

“So I decided we both deserve a spa day, of sorts. Perhaps we’ll be less likely to die young of stress, this way.”

@valentinanottt

[nottsofiya]

&

“Did- Did you just poke it?”

[kingmeshacklebolt]

❣

“Shit, Valka. What did you do, trip in a knife store? Come in, come in Anson won’t mind I promise, I’ll get fixed up stop looking at me like that it was a perfectly acceptable time to mention him do you want stitches or not?”

honorable mention: @ansonwood

[vanja-novak]

& from Tristan

“It’s nothing...” Vanja responds, shifting away, rather uncomfortably. “Knitting accident, that’s all... You weren’t even supposed to see it.”

[beaterjones]

☣ (Maura)

MEME || @mauramulciber || accepting

“I don’t think Emm and I are going to start that book club.”

feat: @advance-emmeline