#volkner ur laughin on the inside u punk

[xuanos]

❝ everything has its consequences. ❞

a hundred random starters meme

         “ Well, excuse me for wearing fuzzy socks when there’s a foot of snow outside. ”

Another static shock jabs him, and Touya gives a mighty groan. Surely one of Volkner’s Pokemon could save him with its Lightningrod ability, but the Gym Leader shows no initiative to help the younger trainer.

Touya pokes the man, but the move is futile and the recoil of static electricity strikes him with regret.

         “ …Please…Can you spare any dryer sheets? ”