#was before i met scorpio moon literally also on a walk with boni i got shitted on LFMLALSKDJWKSKDJSJ | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

ashmp3 · 4 months

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one thing i hate to do -> blow drying my hair

what i did today TWICE -> washed blow dried and styled my hair. why? Bird shat on me. Shitted on meeeeeeee guys i didn’t know a pigeon could shit a bucket of shit but they can like i was walking Boni and all of a sudden i feel something in my hair on my adidas tracksuit on my bag and i look up and see a pigeon ass practically mocking me

#it was EVERYWHERE i am not joking what a disaster but also last time this happened #was before i met scorpio moon literally also on a walk with boni i got shitted on LFMLALSKDJWKSKDJSJ #yay. Yaaayyyyyy… shitted on them (that pigeon gossiping to their friend pigeon probably)#i threw away the bag it was beyond salvation so now i’m on a hunt 😁😁😁 And i should buy lotto LMFAOOOOO #tbt two years ago when my brothers bmw got shitted on and he bought lotto and won 20.000€ LMFAOOOOOO #tt

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