#was like 😃 while delivering an endless barrage of swearing

[rainbowgod666]

《Ok, fablolus bob was Like That, but how did it ACTUALLY GO?》

(Clears throat) well, time for the deep voice i guess. Considering im doing this from a burialgoods video... so.

Slaneesh

So, lets put ourselves in her situation.

Infinite pronouns. Vaguely feminine body. The literal physical manifestation of everything NSFW ever, regardless if that term means "hentai" or not. The concept of overdose made manifest...

And a mortal just told you that you dont exist because "cogito ergo sum" or some shit. I do however have a... "transcript" of what happened

(Recorder playing)

Slaneesh:...ok but seriously, i LITERALLY saw you pull out a child from soup, throw it on the ground, and saw that thing grow to a full fledged space marine in FIFTEEN. FUCKING. SECONDS. I have nurgle right here-

Nurgle: hi

Slaneesh:- and he checked seven times. And considering seven is HIS number i think we gotta give it to you: you are THIS CLOSE to do stuff none of us coul-

Fabius: n... o...

Slaneesh:... cu- h- i mean, come again?

Fabius: th...er...e... a...r...e... no... g- g...o...d...s...

Slaneesh:...ok. i say we... i cant believe im saying this- i say we stop this.

Khorne: WHAT

Slaneesh: listen. Whatever the fuck is this mon'k- i mean human doing is WAY outside of our scope. He survived my "extend Planck Instant to infinity" thing with literally just some fucking ibuprofen. I think-

Fabius: you... dont... think... you're just... an overgrown... s...t... orm...

Slaneesh: oh great the mic was on this entire- ok. Listen here you overglorified nurse. Usually Khorne is the angry one but I think its my turn now-

Khorne: THATS... NOT HOW IT FUCKING WORKS BUT FUCK YOU I GUESS YOU DESERVE IT...

Slaneesh:... "fuck me yourself coward" jokes aside: you literally "fucked around and found out" at the Laer temple, and I watched. You modified space marines to the point that even the lightest brezze was the most arousing thing since the discovery of "meat-beating", and I watched. You fucking cloned horus in such a way that all it was left to effectively make a second horus was our boons and i. fucking. watched.-

Tzeentch: did he clone horus? Or did he just bring him to life? Then again how do we kn-

Everyone: SHUT THE FUCK UP TZEENTCH.

Slaneesh: (scoffs in "this fucking waste of tentacles i swear") anyways. The point is NOT our "existence" or "powerscaling". The point is: i wanted to congratulate myself for your work. There is only ONE dude on Anathema's side who can do what you do, and the only human thing left of him is how he thinks. So-

Fabius: you... are just... a phenomenon... i think... therefore... i am... you dont think... therefore... you... aren't... (faints)

Slaneesh: ok fuck this, im dEFINETIVELY not high enough to deal with this and i didnt put anything in my orifices to at least TRY and be presentable. I wanted to pull off that Quaestor shit i perfected and it turned out to be a shouting match against the galaxy's most annoying fuck ever. At least Anathema is more polite and logical with his "thing"

Khorne: WAIT, IT WAS A FUCKING SHOUTING MATCH THIS ENTIRE TIME?

Slaneesh: a

Nurgle: kid, it was a figure of speech. Close that darn recorder and lets go back to work. I am worried isha tried to "ku'gath" herself (again) while i was here.

Khorne: OH OK. BUT STILL, IF IT WAS A FUCKING SHOUTING MATCH I COULD HAVE JUST TOLD HIM TO FUCK HIMSELF

Slaneesh: yeah...

Khorne: (noises of giving a planet deleting friendly back pat to slaneesh) YOU KNOW WHAT? YOURE FUCKING RIGHT YOU [the friendliest barrage of insults ever]! BUT SERIOUSLY NEXT MORTAL THAT DOES THIS IM BRINGING MY CHAINSWORD

Slannesh: yeah. Guess youre right

(Recorder stops)

I rest my fucking case lmao