#we are regressing to 50s level housewife levels of rigidity and morality here like BE FUCKING FOR REAL

[whiskeyswifty]

why are concerned about another girl during a fitting for your wedding? how are you engaged and hung up about a random girl? whether she’s hot or not this is a red flag.

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like be serious i was being so obviously hyperbolic and sarcastic for 99% of that post. if that's not clear to you then idk how to help you. i'm not "hung up" i'm just embarrassed by how i acted stupid cuz she was hot lmaoooo. not because i'm trying to get with her just because hot girls make everyone act flustered and stupid just because they're hot and make your brain go haywire. and also like... buddy... pal... just because you're dating or even getting married to someone doesn't mean you stop finding other people attractive??? like what kind of orwellian thought police shit is that?? one of the great joys in life is getting little crushes on people you meet in the world and harmlessly flirting with them and them flirting back. such a huge ego boost and it's low stakes because it's meaningless surface level complimentary shit and it's especially fun when it's a random person you'll never see again. me and my fiancé have a loving and trusting relationship like neither of us has any worry that we're going to cheat or whatever?? one time, my gf came home from a lesbian bar bragging about how the hottest girl in the bar came over and hit on her and bought her drinks and ultimately propositioned her for a threesome, and we both celebrated because that's a huge compliment!! (i also rolled my eyes like oh god your ego is going to be so inflated for weeks now lol). so like... maybe you've never seen a healthy relationship before idk but you gotta trust your romantic partners buddy. also one of the joys of being a lesbian couple is admiring hot girls together like... what a blast girls are hot.

on a serious note, the significant other who expects you to never Look any kind of Way at another person ever again once you're together and is threatened by everyone else because they're insecure and jealous and controlling and your relationship has no trust to the point where they can't even take a joke.... that's a REAL red flag. since you're clearly not aware of this truth and i fear for you in your relationships, or you are that insecure person and i worry about how you're treating others, its crucial that you understand that.