#we got thru one year babes we're gonna slay another one

[tsatsuma69]

EUROVISON SEMI FINALS PT.1

welcome to my heaviliy biased reaction/review :)

its a long one

CROATIA 7/10:

these old men dance funky and fuck nasty

its tacky. its camp. its eurovison

mama ;)

love mr missile man

!STRIP!STRIP!STRIP!STRIP!

vocals could have been stronger + old men could have been more naked

7/10

FINLAND 10/10:

Finland slays as always

VERY cunty

FINLAND WINS LITTLE MISS HEAVY QUEER TECHNO RAVE

love the lil crab dance

wonderful human centipede reference

i know who im voting for in the final

!!!!CHA!CHA!CHA!CHA!CHA!CHA!CHA!!!!

now this is eurovison

10/10 !!CUNT!!

GERMANY 9/10:

GAY GLITTERY VIOLENCE SO SLAY

they rlly got a latex vampire and fucking balls to the wall went for it

scream for me bbgorl

capitol fashion vibes

very eurovison

9/10

ITALY 3/10:

the first of the ballads

very eurovison /neg

(trampolies had me giggling)

glitter doesnt = slay. get better.

he did put his whole pussy into that

it wasnt enough tho

3/10 sure was a ballad bb

NORWAY 7/10:

it's giving Anne boylen????

odd take but slay

solid banger

a whistle note doesnt get u a win bb

eurovison approved :)

7/10

SERBIA 6/10:

go, twink! go!

serbia bringing the drama, slay

hewwo? game owver ;)

i see ur vison. its euro.

I liked his little giggle at the end

6/10

MALTA 4/10:

busting out some sexy sax

are those cardboard cut outs???

bitch dress fancier this is eurovison

!! road trip with the boys !!

theyre having fun in ikea

DID HE JUST DAB

4/10

LATVIA 2/10:

immidaitly funky

ew nevermind

okay wait…?

ew no

mid.

this is eurovison bring the pizazz or go home

2/10

PORTUGAL 8/10:

OH ITS GIVING !! SOMETHING!!! HELLO !!!!

portugal bringing the drama

red <3

could have gone harder. still slayed

7/10

IRELAND 2/10:

please dont be a ballad

fuck. okay. thank god.

stop making eye contact, twink

nice flares its giving knock off glitter elvis

drummer is having fun :)

i didnt like it

2/10

SWITZERLAND 1/10:

ew ballad :(

famously neutral country singing about not wanting to be being a soldier and war casulties

okay…. of all the countries… bbgorl

fun lil outfits.doesnt save u

unfortunatly i think eurovison wil eat this shit up

1/10

FRANCE 6/10:

NEVERMIND france brought the drama

oh the GLAMORE oh the DRAMA oh the EUROVISON

that sure is a Dress

!!SHOULDER PAD ALERT!!

mmmm its good but falls a little flat 4 me

wait where did her dress go

6/10

ISRAEL 4/10:

immidiate DRAMA

ourple :)

unicorn. we're sticking with that…. okay.

guys i think we wanna see her dance

4/10

MOLDOVA 6/10:

u were so good last year dont let me down

okay pop off king

hehe eyeball

love the drums and the headpieces :)

!! HELLO FUNKY FLUTE MAN !!

a bop

6/10

SWEDEN 5/10:

i want her to scratch my back with those nails

……im getting abba vibes???? sounds a little bit like the winner takes it all at the beginning

sweden, sweden, sweden smh

OH the drama of a hydrollic press

cracking vocals crickey well done

5/10

AZERBAIJAN 2/10:

pippin and merri made it to eurovision and theyre indi twinks now

its.okay.

was….that….it….?

2/10

CZECHIA 5/10:

oh this is fun

pink <3

swing em babes

uncanny clone doll vibes /pos

they know their audience (its me and i love barbie)

feminism :)

5/10

NETHERLANDS 2/10:

i just know ur gonna let me down

lo and behold i was right

another fucking ballad

STOP MAKING EYE CONTACT

ew straight people at eurovison

nevermind i think theyre lesbains

but that wont save them

god uses she/her pronouns :)

2/10 forgettable

ballad count: 3

best: Finland

worst: Switzerland

who made it thru:

Croatia :P

Moldova

Switzerland >:(

Findland !!!! :D

Czechia <3

Israel

Portugal :)

Sweden

Serbia (go!twink!go!)

Norway

final thoughts:

GERMANY WAS ROBBED!!! ROBBED !!!!!!!!!!!

i am being so normal about this <3

[cetaceans-pls]

✨, ⛔, 💖, 🦅, 👀, ✅ & 📚 for the fanfic writer emoji ask please!

(I'm so sorry for the huge amount of qns 🙏)

from this ask list

hey tate! no apologies needed, i genuinely quite enjoy answering these types of things. hope the end of the year is treating you kindly!

✨ Give you and your writing a compliment. Go on now. You know you deserve it.

😂 what an ask to start with! i really like my weird ass plots, even for short one-shots! i tell myself to make every effort to make sure no two fics are even vaguely alike, which is how i end up with stories about lobster best friends and beet farmers and lesbian haunted houses, which i'm quite pleased about

⛔ Do you have a fic you started, but scrapped?

oh loads. i have 2 main google documents for my batman fics, and the carcasses of fics that never make it past the first 3 paragraphs litter them docs. as a general rule, no matter the length of the fic if it takes me more than 2 weeks to get to the end i don't make it (to the end) 😔

💖 What made you start writing?

i've always just written A Lot. kept diaries like crazy when i was a kid, used to write lil fantasy stories about me and my classmates back when i was in school, was writing fanfiction in notebooks before i knew fanfiction was a thing at all. writing means i get to try thoughts out for size, in private or in public depending on what i fancy, and i love that for me 🥲

🦅 Do you outline fics or fly by the seat of your pants?

100% by the seat of my pants ✌️ i have a 90k monster from my FF.net days that had me making plot up literally chapter to chapter, and even nowadays i tend to be no thoughts head empty when i write. usually halfway through the fic i'll notice that there's a theme cropping up, that i then grab hold of so i can make sure the story sounds like it's focusing on the one thing!

👀 Tell me about an up and coming wip please!

huehuehue it's an ABO brujay with LOTS of teeth and potentially even a lil bit of ANGST which is p outside my wheelhouse but watch me make it intensely horny but also rated T

✅ What's something that appears in your fics over and over and over again, even if you don't mean to?

i'm willing to bet there are words/phrases that i use all the damn time that i don't notice myself.... aside from that, in batman fics specifically i'm constantly having little side original characters just manifest and taking over a paragraph for no discernible reason. all gothamites being some type of a cryptid is a joy

📚 Would you ever want to turn writing into a career?

i think i'd quite like to try! at least as a side-gig, because i really enjoy what i'm doing right now, but conceptually i'd love to write a book that makes some wild-eyed child go a little crazy and then start writing letters to magic cats (me @myself). that said i know getting published is very hard, and i for sure need to work on writing longer-form stories, but it's a nice thing to occasionally, distantly think about.

december's a busy month for me for a whole host of reasons, so in case i miss my time to do so here's me wishing everyone happy holidays and a wonderful new year <3 see y'all in 2023, thanks for going through this year with me!