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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

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I’ve decided that all bats fall somewhere on this horrid little graph I’ve devised. Here are some prime examples of the various Creature Varieties found in nature.

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Another devil’s minion commission by ezra for one of his fics :D

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our father, who art in chicago,

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we're never going to get a beautiful mexican intersex pope are we

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we're never going to get a beautiful mexican intersex pope are we

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he's fucking american

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i hope they choose Cardinal Benítez, fingers crossed, guys.

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Spotted 👀 some HOT WHITE 💨 cumming up that BIG old chimney 👏 Time get to on your KNEES 🫦 and start praying 🙏 because our new DADDY is gonna get on that balcony and make us speak some foreign TONGUES 👅 tonight 😩 Send to 133 of your holiest hoes 👯‍♀️ before the announcement or you’ll be repenting ALL NIGHT 🗣💅

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americans pleeease. please kill elon musk 🙏🙏🥺😔😩🙏 americans! please. Please !!! kill elon musk. don't you remember gun.. ? bang bang ? your favorite game..? Americans... please. 😔🙏 have you forgotten your local deity, captain america: kill nazis??? americans !! I know you can do it 🥺🙏 please americans..

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*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?