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damnfool-of-a-took · 1 year

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we hunt the mighty pasta BEAST

and breadsticks are its BONES

ALFREDO FLOWS inside its veins

its organs are CALZONES

#I'm at olive garden and hangry idek #pasta beast #we hunt the mighty pasta beast #kai mutterings

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damnfool-of-a-took · 28 days

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@hashtagloveloses @squashonesquashtwosquashthree

it is not, I'm just like this as a person, but as a dunmeshi enjoyer the comparison does make me laugh

I can't decide if Marcille would be more conflicted or relieved about eating a Pasta Beast 🤔

#i didn't get into dunmeshi until this year and the poem was written last year #while i was waiting on my food to show up at an olive garden #sometimes hanger manifests as poetic inspiration idk what to tell you #we hunt the mighty pasta beast #kai mutterings #i love that this silly poem has Lore now and has been compared to like four or five different fandoms #only some of which I've even heard of before lol

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damnfool-of-a-took · 11 months

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[naturalist voice] ah, the dragongirls and boys have located the mighty pasta beast and- oh. Oh my.

Well, beloved audience, this is what a draconid feeding frenzy looks like. We are truly privileged to be capturing this moment on film.

*deep breath*

Majestic.

#I love watching the fun URLs go by as that post hits new clusters of users #going through wizard tumblr was a trip XD #k mutterings #metablogging #we hunt the mighty pasta beast #dammit im hungry again now ;n;#somebody email me a lasagna :c

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damnfool-of-a-took · 10 months

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TIL

So THAT'S what y'all tagging the pasta beast "bugsnax" are talking about!

... yeah that's a fair comparison

#we hunt the mighty pasta beast #bugsnax #never heard of the game before but yeah!#the pasta beast would just be like the Jormungandr of the bugsnax world I guess lol #kai mutterings

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damnfool-of-a-took · 1 year

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so full disclosure I didn't set out to compose a poem to that particular cadence, the first couple lines just came into my head and I went with it

but I guess I'm an honorary beastie boy now

#pasta beast #ABBAT: assigned beastie boy at tumblr #-\_(ツ)_/-#we hunt the mighty pasta beast #it's a good bouncy meter okay I regret nothing #kai mutterings

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damnfool-of-a-took · 10 months

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@lady-inkyrius Short answer: sometimes!

I've never actually heard it pronounced (in English) any way but /kæl'zoʊn/ and didn't realize that there were English speakers saying it any other way until I started getting the occasional confused comment about the rhyming of calzones and bones, and that it was said

/kæl'zoʊni/

It sounds like your typical pronunciation is closer to the Italian, which was the only variation I had been familiar with before. since I was writing in English I went with the English pronunciation (that I knew of)

#kai mutterings #behind the scenes #or something #we hunt the mighty pasta beast

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