#we stan chy

[anonauthorsworkshop]

Bro Mc better get their well deserved recognition for punching the red lord in his b▇chy face as he stands at about 8-9ft. We Stan a basketballer mc in this chat 😌💅 -Funfact Anon

he really is a b▇▇ch

[splendidshinobi]

FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST 2003 LIVE REACT: EPISODES 6-10

back at it again with the white vans

episode 6: the alchemy exam

alrighty then

um mustang calling edward “ed” is EXTREMELY offputting

ohhhhhhh noooooo not shou tucker

FUCK

im wholly unprepared

them all being in central instead of east is low key jarring like my brain isnt computing it

alexander’s intro is basically the same 

nina bbyyyyy girl u deserved so much better

ed is such a fucking nerd...chemistry club modern au confirmed

god the more tucker talks the more i wanna beat his face in

al pretending to eat by tossing a potato in his armor i-

aww theyre playing in the snow theyre so pure

wonder how long thatll last

“bigger brother” and “little big brother” and ed doesnt even get mad

ed’s birthday party????????

A MELON? ED YOURE SO RUDE

so 03 had ed’s bday instead of elicia’s...CAUSE THEY GOT ELICIA IN THE WOMB

“it’s here!” “the tea?” “the baby!” hughes is a fuck head

ok so now they’re having elicia replace rush valley baby arc

this was winry’s time to shine in fmab i miss her 

if winry isnt here who is gonna birth this baby

oh my god they just realized ed can use alchemy without a circle

no wonder he’s been using circles this whole time

SO ELICIA JUST POPPED OUT????? WHAT

STUFF ALEXANDER IN THE ARMOR AND PRETEND YOURE A TALKING DOG???

“i dont think thats very funny” NO ALPHONSE IT IS NOT

THEY KNEW EXACTLY WHAT THEY WERE DOING WITH THAT ONE I SWEAR TO GOD IN THIS ESSAY I WILL

damn bradley what up homie

im so thrown off by the way theyre doing the exam omg

seriously what the hell is fuhrer bradley’s purpose right now is he even the fuhrer in this i feel like they wouldve mentioned it

oh lord ed is about to impress everyone with his clappy hands

ok so next episode is nina FUCK

episode 7: night of the chimera’s cry

havoc babeeee

im gonna marry him my himbo king

also can RIZA DO SOMETHING PLZ

“huhhhhhhhh nina” ew tucker that was weirdly gross

wonder why

cant do it cant do it

do we think jean kirstein was modeled after jean havoc slightly looks wise

was that purposeful 

ill have to google 

serial killer who only targets women?  it cant be scar...scar drinks respect women juice

barry or slicer bros maybe? um ok

why did we start with liore if they were just gonna hop right back into the past for a huge chunk of episodes idk

assessment day??? oh noodles

AL WHY DID YOU TELL TUCKER TO MAKE ANOTHER TALKING CHIMERA ALPHONSE NO

THE NOISE I EMITTED IM GONNA TAKE A LAP

im gonna FUCKING SCREAM

ed r u writing to winry??? that’s a bit out of character for u good sir

no tucker put that baby down

im gonna fucking SCREAM

aww he burned nina’s picture thats not sus at all

SHESKA!!!!!

wait does the ironblood alchemist know what tucker did to his wife? thats kinda the vibe im getting

SCARRRRRRRR

looking like a pirate too damn

his voice sounds different is that j michael tatum 

apparently not it was dameon clarke in 03 ya learn something new everyday 

ew elicia has a lot of hair for a FUCKING NEWBORN

ed really is such a cynic very suspicious of everyone as he should be really

basque grand knowS SOMETHING

oh jesus oh fuck oh god please do not TOUCH THAT BABY

ed and al snuck back in to the house well u know what its for the best

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

im gonna cry again please god no

FUCKING DIE SHIT HOLE

she’s hurting? oh my god

my sweet angel

ew his eyes!!!!!!! 

tucker is such a fucking failure...like look at the chimera squad and greed’s theatre troupe being the way they are. ugh it really hits how fucking unfair it is 

ed was really about to split them? boy you know better

where is nina going...im hurting

ed really tried to save her in this one

SCAR KILLS NINA IN THE STREETS???????? SIR

thats different

oh snap 

oh FUCK

SCAR WHY DID YOU LEAVE HER BODY LIKE THAT

THE WAY SHE WAS ARRANGED ON THE WALL THAT WAS FUCKED UP

AND THEY FOUND HER LIKE THAT???? AT LEAST IN BROTHERHOOD THEY DIDNT HVE TO SEE HER CORPSE ARE YOU SHITTING ME?

that was fucked.

episode 8: the philosopher’s stone

can yall get ed and al away from nina’s fucking MURAL 

get out of the car mustang

finally jesus christ

roy mustang talking about healthy coping mechanisms dont make me laugh but alright baby boy go off i guess?

im curious about who this goddamn serial killer is though lets turn to that plot thread

r u kidding me

mustang is making ed and al take over tucker’s research?? thats actually wildly messed up

oh tucker was straight executed that’s a choice i guess

tucker and the philosopher’s stone sounds inaccurate but ok

ed please stop being mean to your brother

03 mustang has got me reaching for a fucking baseball bat on GOD

scar and edward having this conversation right now i literally cannot

WINRY yes bitch

BRADLEY WHAT IN TARNATION

JESUS LORRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDD

alphonse shut your mouthhhhhhhhhhh

im so confused what is bradley up to

“alchemists are not cold blooded murderers?”

i mean

kimblee would beg to differ for one

whos this creepy lady 

her voice sounds familiar

barry’s food shop?

the killer is barry ok got it

IS BARRY DISGUISED AS A WOMAN

I KNEW THAT WAS JERRY JEWELL’S VOICE

WELL I KNEW IT SOUNDED FAMILIAR AT LEAST

WINRY GET OUT OF THE FUCKING TRUCk

has PINAKO TAUGHT YOU NOTHING

ok so i VASTLY prefer suit of armor original manga canon barry

this is such an odd plot what in fuck

um OW the meat cleaver

im so confused this fucking plotline

oh hey alphonse nice of you to show up!

is barry still gonna become a suit of armor later on

it makes NO SENSE to introduce him otherwise 

everytime i see 03 mustang i wanna beat his ass HONESTLY

literally i will shove my foot up his ass

fullmetal here we go

ed thinks he’s so punk rock 

oh great scar’s seen the watch

episode 9: be thou for the people

ed you simp buying winry all this stuff my edwin heart is ascending

SIMP SIMP SIMP

“mr. elric”?? you mean MAJOR ELRIC

to be fair though fuck the military

YOUSWELL??? oh LORD

im gonna need to read a full chronology of this show

 alphonse continues to be a precious angel 

where’s my boy yoki!!!!!

edward you idiot don’t go flaunting your money

woof woof ed

al looks so offended by ed saying they just met

whereas in brotherhood didnt he totally throw ed under the bus??? 

a choice to be sure

ah there he is hello yoki

who’s the chick

shes a lesbian

yoki makes me miss my baby girl mei chang

mei where r u

WAS THIS MILITARY DUDE REALLY ABOUT TO CUT DOWN A CHILD??? oh my god

hawkeye getting a promotion yes bby girl

jesus theyre transferring them to east now OKKKKKAY thats not how it happened it the book but ill take it....just doing it the opposite way i guess

who is lyra who is she

cute some military bribery 

umm lyra what the fuck did you do

lyra is a homunculus im callin it now

they definitely invented/changed up some homunculi in fact im certain they did and shes one of em. gotta be

i feel like 03 wrote ed as much more insensitive towards others than he really is...just a vibe im getting

i know he was faking for the townspeople’s sake but i still get this vibe from other instances 

i mean i cant say its not “canon” because its 03 canon

anyways what a show off

i cant believe theyre going to east...fuery and breda better be there

ok finally some answers on their ages....ed got his license at 12 like normal and nina and youswell were when he was 12...liore was 15, 

if they didnt flash the ages on the screen id be lost honestly

at least we’re back up to “present day”

episode 10: the phantom thief

ed saying he doesnt wanna see mustang

same

03 mustang is activating my fight or flight and im choosing fight

ed cheating at cards totally checks out

um who the fuck is this woman

what is she wearing

SERIOUSLY WHAT IS THAT CUTOUT MAAM HOW DO YOUR C**CHY LIPS NOT POKE OUT

idk but this is fem!hisoka

“hey shouldnt we talk first” after getting handcuffed??? christ almighty these innuendos

siren??????? siren is probably also a “fake” homunculus

ugh

ok so the nurse is siren

ya aint slick girly

alphonse control your crush

I REFUSE!!!! ALMEI RIGHTS

why is al’s hair so brown in this flashback anywayssss

oh its spelled psiren ope

like she’s literally a batman villain...

oh my god...............the tiddy grab. my son would never

my son is respectful

is this her homunculus tat or just a random alchemy tat

the added plotlines and original content continue to confuse and astound me every single time....

ok but if psiren really was doing this for the hospital she wouldnt be so flashy about it. like thats how you get caught sweet cheeks

girly stop flirting with this child on god im gonna fucking kick you

now shes a nun????????????????

Shes a fucking troll i hate her

im going to kick alphonse into the sun 

oh great now shes a teacher

wow shes a savior. the savior of amestrian venice. greatttttt

ed looking exactly like this emoji on this gondola rn 🧍‍♀️

STOP FLIRTING WITH THE CHILD 

GOD THIS IS SO BATMAN VILLAIN ESQUE

alphonse plzzzzzzzzzz she aint your girl

ok so probably not the last we see of this ding dong con artist

ok so its starting to get muddy. im scared the 03 stans are gonna come after me like i do like it and im having fun watching it but some of the plot and characterization choices are just....odd??? idk i gotta keep going though!! im sorry i just stan arakawa and her work in all her glory!!!

[mysloteka]

Republika marzeń Bruno Schulz

“Te­raz na przy­kład po­dwó­rza toną w po­krzy­wach i chwa­stach, szo­py i ko­mór­ki krzy­we i omszo­ne za­pa­da­ją po pa­chy w ogrom­ne ło­pu­chy spię­trzo­ne aż po oka­py gon­to­wych da­chów. Mia­sto stoi pod zna­kiem ziel­ska, dzi­kiej, żar­li­wej, fa­na­tycz­nej we­ge­ta­cji, wy­strze­la­ją­cej ta­nią i li­chą zie­le­ni­ną, tru­ją­cą, zja­dli­wą i pa­so­żyt­ni­czą. To ziel­sko pali się za­że­gnię­te słoń­cem, tchaw­ki li­ści dy­szą pło­ną­cym chlo­ro­fi­lem – ar­mie po­krzyw, wy­bu­ja­łe i żar­łocz­ne, po­że­ra­ją kul­tu­ry kwia­to­we, wdzie­ra­ją się do ogro­dów, za­ra­sta­ją przez noc tyl­ne nie do­zo­ro­wa­ne ścia­ny do­mów i sto­dół, ple­nią się w ro­wach przy­droż­nych. Rzecz dziw­na, jaka wi­tal­ność opę­tań­cza, da­rem­na i nie­pro­duk­tyw­na tkwi w tej żar­li­wej odro­bi­nie zie­lo­nej sub­stan­cji, w tym de­ry­wa­cie słoń­ca i wody grun­to­wej. Z szczyp­ty chlo­ro­fi­lu wy­pro­wa­dza, roz­bu­do­wu­je ona w po­ża­rze tych dni tę tkan­kę wy­bu­ja­łą i pu­stą, mię­kisz zie­lo­ny, roz­pło­dzo­ny sto­krot­nie na mi­lio­ny blach list­nych, prze­świe­tlo­nych zie­lo­no i po­żył­ko­wa­nych, prze­świe­ca­ją­cych wod­ni­stą, we­ge­ta­tyw­ną krwią ziel­ną, omszo­nych i wło­cha­tych, o za­pa­chu ostrym, chwa­sto­wym i po­lnym.”

[facepalming-since-chernobyl]

Well, if Mon El was never intended to be endgame, I must say a lot of people really got the wrong memo, including cast like Chy who said something along the lines of Mon El being perfect for Kara and even KMCG who said Mon El "was the love of Kara's life." There were signs of him being endgame all along and if it was baiting all along, they did quite a job of it if they didn't just fuck it up due to crazy stans. We'll have to disagree because I still think it's the latter, not the former.

I don’t really think that writers know the end games from the begining in multi-season shows. It just doesn’t make sense, because shit can happen, actors leave the shows, shows change the networks, ships don’t work (karolsen, anyone....?), producers leave etc. Stories evolve after all and a tv show is not a book series where you can plan a lot. 

A lot of ships are wrtitten as end games and then they are fucked. I have a lot of examples. And a bait is a bait - it looks like end game, hell yes! So I’m going to invest my time and energy in the show blah blah. And in the end - surprise! I mean, countless times I was made a fool like that. I thought that karamel, maybe was not an end game, but was pretty safe. I thought that they maybe were going to kill Mon or something like that, but I was not prepared for shit like we got.

[r-grimes]

Lmao chy has even less chill then Alex 😂😂. They are each others number 1 stans (well flo is the number 2 chy stan, after Nathan and their kids), it makes their friendship more lovely tho :'). Also can you believe we'll get a Flo/Maggie interview very soon? I'm excited :D!

me too! i’m specially excited about flo finally giving a longer interview about maggie. we deserve more maggie content.

[katherinewhistler]

Alexndmaggie - I'm anonymous 👀

JULES, my favorite sanvers stan. Idk where to start. Im glad we became friends cause you are my favorite person to fangirl about chy, flo and sanvers in general. FUck what would i do without you? Yes right, crying in the corner. I love your blog and your gifs, you are really talented. Like how can you not love her stuff its amazing.[even tho you ship cs, i love you and it be forgiven that you ship my notp]. Guys the most amazing thing was her christmas card… with the words SANVERS IS ENDGAME. LIKE HELL YES BABE YOU KNOW MY NEEDS!

[facepalming-since-chernobyl]

I'm not even a Chy stan but it's so obvious that dig at Nathan is from a shit stirrer. He and chy have been together for many years now, not to mention how long they've been actors. If anyone is accusing him of anything, it's probably another shipper idiot angry that she's not with who they want her to be with. Can stans be decent enough to leave the real life partners of their faves alone? Ugh.

And similar one:

We all know this fandom loves to make fanons about real people and blows little things out of proportions.