#we'll tackle the dishes later lol

[dangerouscommiesubversive]

Chest Kiss - Sougo - Tsukuyomi - Geiz (kiss either Sougo's chest or Geiz's chest) lol

Hm, this one has the potential to be so fun. However I can only imagine Geiz being the one kissed here, since for reasons of narrative appropriateness I feel like Sougo shouldn't have a chest worth kissing, just kind of a dish rack with skin. Anyway, this story got really goofy. narrative convenience

"What were you two doing out--Geiz, your shirt."

Geiz blinks dizzily, blood dripping from his nose. "Did I win? What about my shirt?"

Tsukuyomi gapes at him for a moment before collecting herself. "Win what?"

"We were, we were trying to figure out which one was stronger." Sougo sounds just as dizzy, the golden armor dissolving around him as he staggers over to a bench and sits down. "You know, between Grand Zi-O and Geiz Majesty. And then there was a guy."

"Another Kaixa." Geiz sits down next to Sougo, apparently unbothered by the fact that his nose is continuing to bleed onto his shirt. "And he did some kind of, he did a thing, a mind thing, we started fighting each other for real. So Sougo punched me in the face."

"Sougo."

"To be fair, Geiz punched me in the stomach." Sougo's regaining himself a little more quickly than Geiz, probably because he hasn't taken any blows to the head. "But we, we got it together, we took him out. The guy."

"Another Kaixa."

"Yeah, that one."

Tsukuyomi scowls. "Well, we'll...we'll ask Woz about him later. Sougo, don't just sit there, help me get Geiz's shirt off, it's covered in blood. How hard did you punch him?"

"Pretty hard." Sougo grabs Geiz's left wrist and unfolds the cuff so he can undo the button on the sleeve.

Geiz's eyes are slowly starting to focus again, and his nose has finally stopped bleeding. His forehead wrinkles. "Why are we taking my clothes off? This doesn't really seem like the time to--oh, shit, is that all mine?"

"Whose else would it be?" Tsukuyomi frowns down at his shirt buttons as she undoes them. "You were in your suit, full helmet and everything. Although I guess this answers a question I've had, I've always kind of wondered about what happens to our clothes when we transform." She unrolls and unbuttons Geiz's right sleeve and pulls it off his arm. "I guess it would be a little strange if we were just naked in there."

Sougo tugs Geiz's other sleeve off. "I always figured it was contextual."

Tsukuyomi and Geiz both turn to look at him, saying in unison, "What?"

"Well, you know. Woz says our lives are ruled by narrative convenience even more than most Kamen Riders. So wouldn't it make sense if we're wearing our day clothes inside our suits when that would be more interesting dramatically? And then other times we've got, like, arming gear on underneath them? Geiz got hit in the face, so it's more dramatic and exciting for his shirt to be all bloody when he drops his suit." Sougo pauses, looking Geiz over. "I think you should take your undershirt off too, it's also got blood on it."

A little more staring from Tsukuyomi before she says, slowly, "That's...that's a really good point, Sougo, I hadn't considered that. Also what do you mean, there's no blood on the under--"

"No, I definitely see blood, Geiz should take his undershirt off."

Geiz eyes Sougo sidelong. "You just want me to be shirtless, don't you."

Sougo's expression is suspiciously guileless and innocent. "I mean, it's not a bad side effect."

"You're ridiculous." Geiz peels off his tank top and drops it on top of his bloody shirt, and then says, "Ow, ow, be careful," as Sougo half-tackles him onto his back on the bench.

"Come on." Sougo grins down at him. "Admit I'm the strongest Kamen Rider."

"I thought that was a different guy."

Tsukuyomi snorts, covering her mouth to hide laughter. "You two know we're in public, right?"

"Come on, we're just behind the store, nobody's wandering around back here. We'll be--oh, wow, did I leave that bruise?"

Geiz looks down awkwardly at his own chest and the dark bruise spreading across one of his pectorals. "No, I think that one was Another Kaixa. At least I'm pretty sure."

"Well, on the off chance that it was me--" Sougo ducks his head and kisses the bruise, which makes Geiz both wince and laugh ticklishly. "I'm very sorry."

Rolling her eyes, Tsukuyomi bends down and kisses the same spot, and then straightens up and says, "Both of you, get up. Geiz's face is still covered in blood, and you shouldn't just be making out in public like this anyway." She gathers up Geiz's shirt and tank top. "Anyway, I'm the strongest Kamen Rider. My hand turns into a sword, and my suit is nicer-looking than either of yours."

[zingaplanet]

That's it lovelies. What a crazy afternoon, can't even cover all of them. TWAS SUM WILD SCENES!! Let's hope the MU Foundation gives us the tea and release the whole video and clips later on but honestly so proud of our two idiots PLAYING THE WHOLE MATCH, being wholesome captains, and dishing out some great tackles tbh (carra's guarding that goalpost like crazy).

By minute 85 Gary's halfway from his supposed position that even Evra on the left back got confused lol cos he turned from right back to midfield to centre forward (???!!! Lol gaz) And was on an attacking battle with none other than our very own Carragher.

Anyway, we know both have sky coverage tomorrow and we'll def have intense banter waiting for us in the studio!!

[shiro-0197]

Aw that's okay love ! 💖 Thank you, hehe. Happy late women's day to your superhero of a mum! I hope she had a wonderful one <3 I'm feeling a little bit better :) thanks for the concern 😼

and aww that's so sweet of you. I love you, Shiro. 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

ill bake it Friday next week, so yes! You'll be the first to get a picture when I do <3

AAAAH my precious smart cookie. I'm so so proud of you (and I always will be). It's tough, but you're amazing so I know you can tackle it ;) and that's so impressive, those are straight A's? UR INTELLIGENCE IS VERY SEXY, MISTER 👀💁 me? oh, I've been working hard on an essay. This might give me a chance at a scholarship so I hope to write it well. I won one two years ago, but this year my best friend (who's also a writing genius) is in my age category hehe, so we'll see :) I'm gonna do my best tho!! (I even busted out my "writing playlist" on Spotify)

not much easier, but school starts on the 1st of April. We'll see how that goes lol :// let's get through this year together! we'll be fine if we don't mind the rough parts :)

hehe you're too cute, I'm glad you had fun. Speaking of Kuro, he's so kind! He obliged by sending me the links to a game I saw on his profile (which was really really nice of him). I had fun unwinding with them (surprisingly rp games are pretty addictive lol). THEY FILL THE HOPELESSLY LONELY VOID IN MY SOUL 🤚

🥺🥺🥺🥺AHH Shiro, thank you for saying that, love. They're hard but nothing's too hard for us 😼 I'm sure we'll find a way, sooner or later. And yes! that helps me too. I've been getting my mind off of it for the most part. I agree, studies aren't anything. God, there's just so much pressure and stuff 😖 but I'm trying to keep it light haha. Too much studying isn't going to do me any good anyways >.< Ooh tell me when you do watch it!!

I missed you too, bae <3 I should be thanking you for always replying, no matter how long the gap between our messages. Talking to you is a comfort, you know? The vibe I get from thinking about you is a really soft and comforting one. Kinda like home?? if that even makes sense?? sorry I'm rambling, it's pretty late here hehe. Anyways I do mean it. You're someone incredibly precious to me too, and I love you so much. More than you'll probably ever know 😼🤷 I hope your week goes well and that you stay safe. Take care, love.

—☃️your "Mrs. Snowman" ;D

Ohh I'll tell her that!! I really hope she enjoyed her day, I tried making her favorite dishes for her, even though I'm not sure which are her actual favs, I made ones she seemed to enjoy😝 I'm glad you're feeling better!!♡♡

I love you too!! Also, yayy, cant wait🥰

Awhhh thank youuu!! I'm really happy with how it's been turning out so far cuz honestly these subjects were one of my worst, so its uplifting to see me doing well on those.

Oh that's cool! Good luck to the both of you, I'm sure you'll do amazing with those writing skills of yours❤ (is the playlist public? I need writing inspo as well😖)

Ahhh, honestly, i feel so unlucky. Every single school is opening up but ours isnt for some reason. I miss everyone:( But yes, we will! Bad things dont last forever~

Ohh, wayhaven somethings? I'm pretty sure he was happier to know that someone got interested in his obsessions😝 Yeah, he wouldnt stop talking to me about it and made me download the first book so I can check it out in my free time. I'll try it out today probably, hehe, though I'm glad you liked it! If this game is approved by two of my favorite people, then I'm sure I'll like it too. (Honestly, yeah, ever since I played duskwood I thought I would never find an alternative, but maybe wayhaven will prove itself to me) SAME<\3 IT'S LIKE AN X READER BUT INTERACTIVE

Yeah, I honestly dont get why they put so much pressure on the students!! School should be about knowledge, not pain and stress. It's sad that only like a very small number of schools takes their students' mental health into consideration, but hopefully, Gen Z will change that one day😔

Awhh, I'm gonna cry, Ari😢 I really don't know how to describe my feelings, but maybe I can do that through pictures? I'm gonna search for some and put them here.

Like this! These pictures make me feel the same way I feel towards you<3

I really hope your week goes well too! I love you sooo much ♡♡♡♡