#wehehehehehehe >:3

[pestisly]

@blackeyed-seas

It's impossible not to put your hand on someone's exposed back when they're wearing a crop top

[systemtermz]

Cubie, apologies if you don't like these kinds of comments, I mean well I promise, but you are adorable. I would hold you in my hand and give you pets :3

Weheheheheheh my evil master plan to receive as many pets as possible: be cute and adorable Axolotl cube >:3

-Cubie

[chipsonthemenu]

you are bloo and cheese :3

smiled big and kicked my feet at that /pos

weheheheheheh :3

[anime-dub-transcripts]

Hetalia: Axis Powers Episode #10 Transcript

This episode has France's strong times, chaos with a mouse, and turbulence in the Holy Roman Empire.

France: What’s that? I was not invited to the after meeting party?

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French man: Oui, I heard they had a pretty good time.

(Oui: Yes → French)

French man: Rumor has it none of them wanted you there.

France’s thoughts: They had a pretty good time without me?

(France: Weheheheheheheh!)

{Caption: Them}

Britain, America, Russia, China: Hahahaha!

France’s thoughts: How unfair! Although I can understand why. Still, though, how could they leave this gorgeousness out of the Allies?

(France: Weheheheheheh!)

{Text on sign: Conference Room}

France’s thoughts: Dammit! They think they’re so much better than me! Don’t they know who I am? I am the world-renowned France! All I have to do is to put my mind to it and I can be very strong!

{Caption: 1337 - 1453 The Hundred Years’ War}

Soldiers: YAAAAAAHHHHH!

{Caption: Remember…this was a time when I was strong}

France: Remember, this was when I was strong.

{Caption: 1412 - 1431 Joan of Arc}

Britain: Look, France totally has to have a girl help him!

Britain, British soldiers: What a loser!

Joan: What does he mean by “loser”?

France: Nothing, nothing at all.

{Text on map #1: England}

{Text on map #2: England}

{Text on map #3: Spain}

{Text on map #4: France}

{Text on map #5: Holy Roman Empire}

France: The tea lover over there took the top half of my body because probably God was busy with something else. You see, I even have God on my side most of the time.

{Caption: 1803 - 1815 The Napoleonic Wars}

Napoleon: There is nothing impossible! Now charge!

French soldiers: OHONHONHONHON!

{Caption: French ‘Army’}

French soldiers: AAAAAAAHHHHH!

Britain: Bravo! Those idiots fell right into my trap!

Napoleon: I’ve had enough. Please kill me.

France: This is terrible! I knew about the damn trap the entire time! I am sure that God was just gassy…or something, but that is not the point! I’m amazingly strong and don’t you forget it!

{Caption: 1588 England defeated Spain’s Invincible Armada}

{Caption: Shakespeare…}

Britain: Hahaha! So, Spain, now you know what happens if you mess with my pirates! We will annihilate you!

France: YAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY! Smack, smack, smack, smack, smack.

{Caption: Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!}

(Spain: Aah oh! Aah oh! Aah oh!)

{Caption: 1740 - 1748 War of the Austrian Succession}

Prussia: Hey, Austria, it must suck balls to have Silesia taken away by force, huh?

France: UWAAAAAAAAAAAA! Smack, smack, smack, smack, smack.

Austria: You are an ass!

(France: Smack, smack, smack, smack, smack)

France: You see, I really am the strongest after all!

{Caption: France…}

{Caption: Their killer technique is…}

{Caption: Profiting from the sidelines}

Germany: Oh, so sorry to bother you, but would you put your hands up?

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{Caption #1: Hetalia}

{Caption #2: Chibitalia}

Children: Chibitalia!

Holy Rome: What’s a filthy rat doing in here?

(Mouse: Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak)

Dream Chibitalia: AAAAAHHHHH!

(Mouse: Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak)

Holy Rome: I guess I’ll have to get rid of it if I want to keep the peace in this house!

(Mouse: Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak)

Holy Rome: Hey, rat, stop right there!

(Mouse: Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak!)

Holy Rome: How dare you run away from me! Stop it!

(Mouse: Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak)

Mouse: Squeak, squeak, squeak!

Holy Rome: Hehm! Yes! I’ve got you now! HA!

Chibitalia: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

Mouse: Squeak!

Holy Rome: Why do I always manage to mess things up? Weheheheheheh!

Austria: Don’t ask me.

Narrator: At Holy Roman Empire’s house, there was also a girl named Miss Hungary. She was in a similar situation to Italy. Despite her pitiful circumstance, she managed to be a very cheerful, nice young lady. One day, Miss Hungary decided to put her clothes on Italy.

Hungary: You look so adorable.

Chibitalia: Something doesn’t seem right about it, but whatever. Hey, Holy Rome! Look at me! I’m wearing Miss Hungary’s clothes today!

Holy Rome: Wait, but why? I’m confused…auh! Mmhmm. Mmhmm. Mmhmm.

Chibitalia: What’s wrong? You’re freaking me out!

(Holy Rome: Mmhmm. Mmhmm)

(Hungary: Hehehehehe!)

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Man #1: Things are turbulent!

Man #2: I’m lashing out at you!

Man #1: Things are turbulent!

Narrator: The atmosphere in Holy Rome’s house is more than a little turbulent these days.

(Man #2: I’m lashing out at you!)

(Man #1: Things are turbulent!)

(Man #2: I’m lashing out at you!)

Narrator: People both inside and outside the house are lashing out at poor Mr. Austria.

(Man #1: Things are turbulent!)

(Man #2: I’m lashing out at you!)

(Man #1: Things are turbulent!)

(Man #2: I’m lashing out at you!)

Hungary: What is their problem? They all act like they own the place lately. I think they really just want to find a reason to attack Mr. Austria.

(Man #1: Things are turbulent!)

(Man #2: I’m lashing out at you!)

(Man #1: Things are turbulent!)

(Man #2: I’m lashing out at you!)

(Man #1: Things are turbulent!)

(Man #2: I’m lashing out at you!)

(Man #1: Things are turbulent!)

(Man #2: I’m lashing out at you!)

Hungary: It would be awful if relatives started killing each other!

(Man #1: Things are turbulent!)

(Man #2: I’m lashing out at you!)

Chibitalia: NOOOOOOO!

Austria: Huah!

{Caption: Irritated}

Narrator: Unfortunately for Holy Rome, all that turbulent atmosphere and negative energy ended up swallowing his house and its surroundings.

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France: So, Britain…I have something important to say to you. I would like…for you to marry me.

Britain: Ahuhh…

{Caption: Next time…}

[whatdoyouwanttocallmefor]

RAGHHHH I LOVE YOU TOO 💕💕 Thank you for keeping engaging us with your very super duper marvellous storyline 🙇🏻‍♀️

do fic readers know that their comments actually influence the course of the story sometimes? i don't mean in a "you need to write it this way because i say so 😡" type of comment, i mean when people are asking questions or really engaging with the plot and the themes in the comments they sometimes bring up things that i didn't even think of, or dig into parts of the story that i've overlooked, or get really interested/fixated on something i was going to just kind of glance over--and it has me going 'oh wait that's actually really interesting, that's a good point' and fully adding or tweaking or changing things about the story going forward. i'm literally adding an entire additional chapter to something right now because someone's comment had me like "oh i didn't dig into that as much as i could have." you have impact!

[anime-dub-transcripts]

Hetalia: Axis Powers Episode #4 Transcript

This episode has the signing of the Tripartite Pact, U-boats, and Chibitalia becoming Austria's servant.

Japan: Konnichiwa, I am Japan.

(Konnichiwa: Hello → Japanese)

Japan: I enjoy sensing the mood and refraining from speaking.

Germany: It’s true! Okay, so I brought someone who will be our new ally.

{Text on painting: Sincerity}

Japan: Do you speak of Italy? All right, I am in agreement. Although I am curious.

Italy: Heha! Heheha!

Japanese girls: Ahaha!

Japan: He surely is not the obviously suspicious character over there, is he?

(Italy: Heheha! Heheha!)

(Japanese girls: Ahaha! Ahaha! Ahaha!)

Germany: I don’t want to believe it either, but that’s him.

(Italy: Heheha!)

(Japanese girls: Ahaha! Ahaha!)

Japanese man: Improper!

Cat: Meow!

Japan: I have signed the paperwork, but he appears to be sleeping.

Germany: Ja, that is kind of his thing.

(Ja: Yes → German)

Cat: Meow!

{Caption: September 1940 The Tripartite Pact among Japan, Germany, and Italy was signed. Of course, they didn’t sign while getting warm under a kotatsu table}

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Germany: Now, Japan, do you think you could make U-boats using those blueprints we had from the other day?

Japan: Well, I think your design is much too big to do in my home. But please do not worry. We succeeded in miniaturizing it using technology.

Germany: No way!

{Caption #1: U-boat}

{Caption #2: You can choice it}

Japan: We have twelve color random assortment, and we shall release new, additional colors to match each season.

{Caption #3: New color}

Japan: A popular voice actress will advertise it for us too.

Germany: Cool!

U-boat Transformer: RRRRAAAAAAA!

Japan: And that is its ultimate final form.

Germany: This is wunderbar, Japan!

(Wunderbar: Wonderful → German)

Man: Aah!

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Italy: Hetalia!

{Caption: Hetalia}

Italy: Ciao, Japan!

(Ciao: Hello → Italian)

Italy: Guess what I heard? Germany said you were good at miniaturizing! Do you think you could shrink me too?

Japan: Apologies, but no, we are not currently accepting orders to miniaturize Italians.

(Italy: You shrank it! Your thing!)

Japan: Hm. Japanese people grow, not show.

Italy: Woah! What is this? Stupendo!

(Stupendo!: Stupendous! → Italian)

Italy: Amazing! Wowoah!

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{Caption #1: Hetalia}

{Caption #2: Chibitalia}

Children: Chibitalia!

Narrator: Oh no, I wonder what happened. Mr. Spain isn’t his usual cheerful self.

Chibitalia: Big brother Spain looks lonely. Hey, what happened? What’s wrong with you, fratello?

(Fratello: Brother → Italian)

Spain: Hola, mi hermano.

(Hola, mi hermano: Hello, my brother → Spanish)

Spain: Let me give to you some advice. You should go do all of the things that you desire as soon as possible.

Chibitalia: Eh…why do you say that?

Spain: Don’t worry, you will find out soon enough.

{Text on back of Spain’s shirt: Hapsburg Territory}

Austrian army: HHHHHYYYYYAAAAA!

Chibitalia: Oh, yes, I get it now.

Child: The Italian Wars.

{Caption: The Italian Wars}

{Caption: The Italian Wars 1522-1544}

Narrator: During the Italian Wars, all of Italy was victimized. It was beaten up by rude little countries here and there, and was eventually sold piece by piece to the real bullies: the powerful countries. It wasn’t long before young Master Italy began his new life as a suffering underling.

Austria: All righty, you belong to me, Austria. So suck it up. Your new job is going to be to serve me and do what I say, do you understand?

(Chibitalia: Wehehehehehehe!)

Austria: Now then, I’ll supervise all of the industry and politics in your land. The only thing you have to do is loyally obey me without asking any questions. Do you have any questions for me?

Chibitalia: Eh, just one. By any chance do you serve pasta he---

Austria: No, we don’t.

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Italy: Hetalia!

{Caption: Hetalia}

Germany’s thoughts: This Asian country has become a great power within such a short amount of time. It is hard to think Japan was closed off to the world only 60 years ago. He’s a little naïve, but he’s hardworking, honest, and knows many different whale recipes! He senses the mood, and refrains from speaking! He’s not half bad.

Japan: I’ll think about it. Perhaps next time. We shall see. I always say no; it’s a quirk.

Germany’s thoughts: His name is Japan. He is rather mysterious. And then there’s that one. All he does is follow me around all the damn time.

(Italy: Hahahahaha! Heheheheah!)

Italy: Hahahaha! Paaaasta!

Germany’s thoughts: And then there’s that one. And then there’s that one.

Child: To be continued, maybe.

{Caption: To be continued…maybe…}

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Italy [talking to the audience]: Ciao, it’s Italy!

(Ciao: Hello → Italian)

Italy [talking to the audience]: We were right in the middle of World War Two! By we, I mean Germany, Japan, and me!

{Caption #1: England}

{Caption #2: Fighting each other to the death since birth. Can’t cooperate}

{Caption #3: America}

{Caption #4: Annoying. Already prepared strategies against England}

{Caption #5: China}

{Caption #6: Opium War}

{Caption #7: Russia}

{Caption #8: Wants to control}

{Caption #9: Holds grudge over having their southward expansion stopped}

{Caption #10: Why, you!!}

{Caption #11: France}

Italy [talking to the audience]: We’re all part of the Tripartite Pact, and we drifted to a southern island to take a little vacazione!

(Vacazione: Vacation → Italian)

Italy [talking to the audience]: Wow! We were dragged into drama after drama! It was crazy! What’s going to happen to us? Find out in the next episode of Hetalia: Crying Out SOS at the Center of the World! Hasta la pasta!

{Caption #1: Next episode}

{Caption #2: ‘Crying Out SOS at the Center of the World’}

{Caption #3: Tune in next time!!}

[trainsgenderfoxgirl2816]

YES IF THE WRITERS WIN THE STRIKE THOSE STUPID COMPANIES WILL HAVE TO PAY ALL OF THEIR EMPLOYEES BETTER WEHEHEHEHEHEHE >:3

Did you guys know the “Sickos” artist made a Sicko thats a WGA screenwriter on strike (said comic artist is a The Onion satirist comic artist and his name is Stan Kelly)

And honestly? What a mood. Haha YES indeed.