#weiss has a soft spot for dumbasses in distress

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Headcanon time: ilia has a very high spice tolerance and eats spicy food a LOT. She regularly eats spicy bowls that would make even Yang or Blake sweat. She also is very hedonistic and likes to pamper herself and take naps a lot (as she should) and when she takes a nap it's usually curled up in a pretty girl's lap.

Holy Smoke! I'm finally down to this one! Sorry for the wait -Antifa! Also, not sure if you've already seen my spicy noodle blurb, but it is very similar to your ask. Any-who, let's go!

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Ilia: (groaning and holding her belly)

Sun: What's wrong with her?

Blake: She ate the Devil's Delight Noodle Challenge.

Sun: Good God! My condolences. You've got more balls than me for even trying. There's no shame in failure. But I do feel bad for the poor toilet when that finally hits your lower intestine.

Blake: Oh, she beat it. Even got a new record.

Sun: What?!

Blake: Yup, that's why she has a bellyache. She ate too fast (turns to Ilia) like I told her not to!

Ilia: (burps read miasma and groans) Worth it!

Blake: (throws mint gum at the chameleon) Here, chew this.

Ilia: Why?

Blake: (pulls out scroll) Because I know what will make you feel better, and she won't come anywhere near you if you're breathing spicy fire breath.

Weiss: (walks through the door a few minutes later) What's this about a dumbass lesbian in distress that needs my help?

Ilia: (scales flush bright pink and she stuffs half the pack of mint gum into her mouth. She flops back onto the couch and exaggerates her groans with little puppy whimpers)

Weiss: Oh, poor baby! (sits on the couch and places Ilia's head in her lap)

Ilia: (thinking) This is the best day of my life! Food and a cute girl letting me sleep in her lap! Bless you, Blake!