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harmonysanreads · 7 months
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I wish you would write a fic where vamp Alhaitham gets brutally tortured (translation: forced to read twilight)
That is actually such a good idea. I've also mentioned that Vampiretham has read books with 'stereotypical portrayal of humans' written by Vampires so, it's only fair he gets uno reversed, hm?
If he's reading in front of you, he spends more energy on trying to maintain his unbothered face, like he doesn't want to punch a hole through the nearest wall from cringe or choke the characters on the pages.
If he's reading privately, then those books have probably been mutated from the amount of times he's thrown them across the room. But he can't absolutely back down from this, it's a challenge (or request? you choose) from you for vampire lords' sake. That, and the fact that he's making a detailed report on the series, dissecting every.single.line.
Vampiretham wonders if he should stop saying he likes reading 'difficult and abstruse books' because, he does not like this one.
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goth-boots · 11 months
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👹 Baki Headcanons 👹
Here's the second part :3
Wanted to add Alai Jr and Guevaru but I'm drawing a blank on them ┐⁠(⁠´⁠ー⁠`⁠)⁠┌
But overall, I'm happy you liked the previous one 🥰
School Subjects (part 2)
Katsumi
- PE, PE, and lots of PE;
- "Oi, guys, are you tired already?? Oh, teacher, you're also...";
- But apart from it he liked club activities;
- Drama club kid ✨;
- Actually wanted to go to a karate club, parents said no;
- "Oh, guess I'm good at something else then karate... I mean, I'm good at everything! Who just said I suck? Come here, coward!";
- Didn't like bullies for bullying and their victims for being weak;
- Overall had bearable grades;
- Was a popular kid, so Katsumi pretty much liked going to school (despite the fact he had less time for his training in dojo 😔).
Kureha
- Biology and chemistry! The iconic pair;
- "Is perfect body real? It'd be cool to create one";
- Experimented on small animals and insects;
- Had friends in a chemistry club;
- Once poisoned his brother's lunch (poor Kosho 😔);
- You could always find him in a library;
- Liked watching other students playing sport games in the schoolyard;
- "Well, actually- 🤓☝🏽" (I'm sorry, I had to..);
- Always had pills, bandages and plasters.. and a scalpel(?) in his backpack;
- Didn't pay much attention to other subjects, so graduated with bearable grades.
Katou
- Surprisingly had an interest in crafts since he wanted to have a motorbike and be able to repair it (then realised that this subject won't help him with it);
- Liked physics (but only those topics that were about pistons, engines and etc.);
- "Can it help with repairing vehicles? If not, bye, I'm out 🙄";
- Was also good at PE;
- Street smart;
- Somehow had bearable grades;
- "Wow, your homework looks lame. The formula isn't right... I'm not trying to help you, dumbass!";
- Didn't like school, went there only for fun: to mock, to bully and to spend time with his classmates or acquaintances.
Sikorsky
- School who?;
- "I can read, I can write, I can count, I can stand for myself. What else do I need to learn? 🤔";
- Sometimes went to school (mother forced him to);
- Wasn't bored on crafts;
- Enjoyed knitting and beadwork;
- Teachers and other students hated him;
- Liked to play his classic guitar and one day took it with him to school;
- "There is something cool about these strings. You need to be strong enough to play even a simple song";
- Used schoolyard's horizontal bars to straighten his gripping power;
- Dropped out.
Bonus:
Kozue
- The English language master ✨;
- Has barely no accent;
- Likes geography and foreign languages;
- "Why didn't you bring me any souvenirs? :( "
- When someone mispronounces a word she'll correct them and try to help with pronunciation;
- Talked to Alai Jr a lot in order to improve her English;
- Enjoys learning about different cultures and countries;
- Plans to travel the world with Baki;
- "Have you seen how huge Yiwu Market is?? It's like another city in a city!";
- Also attends a judo club (sometimes asks Baki and his friends for some advice ).
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