#what I wouldn't give for smeyer to have actually let Carlisle and Esme just have been turned in their 40s/50s
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me calling Esme a milf when she's 5 years younger than I am 💀
#Esme Cullen#I mean I know she's over a hundred technically#and also fictional#but STILL#what I wouldn't give for smeyer to have actually let Carlisle and Esme just have been turned in their 40s/50s#it would have solved so many problems with their whole dumb 'family' cover story#curse smeyer for thinking anyone over the age of 30 is a decrepit old hag#I mean I am obviously#BUT STILL#Local Hag Still Kinda Into Twilight In Her Own Twilight Years#more news at 10
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