#what fbe fuck does this mean

[ropes3amthoughts]

What you staring at 💀 what he making that pretty ass face for

Bro’s raising his hand to speak 💀 bro thinks he in school 💀 (which he shouldn’t even think bc his ass was homeschooled) dork ass I’ll kiss him

Bro likes tomatoes as his favorite food 💀 that ain’t even a meal bruh that’s an ingredient 💀 ingredient lover 💀 malnourished ass 💀 fake food fan 💀 eat some proper meals bruh 💀 bro’s gonna eat tomatoes straight up like an apple and be like “yummy” 💀 I’d take him out to dinner

Bro’s special interests are people and politics 💀silly ass he’s so excited and cute 💀 what’s he being cute for 💀 cute ass 💀 what’s he got a gorgeous smile for 💀 bro’s having fun and enjoying himself how lovely I hope he has many good days and learns to love himself like with all that idolizing he does of other people he really doesn’t thhnkot himself and maybe he jus like hates himself yo what if that has to do with him lke thjnkjnh he’s like a monster in that one part like he hates monsters and he sees himself like that I mean I guess that’s not really profound idk what I’m sayin I’m kinda tired and k think mh phone is too it’s getting warm

He’s such a mess lmao like bro just drank some unknown quantity of glasses of alcohol and took his clothes off (unclear which one he did first) and passed out in his bed seemingly backwards what are you doing silly ass 💀 drinking to help with his insomnia smh silly Kabru you’re gonna die young that is not good for you 💀 unhealthy ass 💀 gorgeous ass man 💀 I want to study him under a microscope except I’m really bad at using microscopes in middle school they made me do this before you go into the lab test and I passed it so good but when I got to the lab and started using the microscope i could not see shit like I kept turning them knobs n stuff did not work lnao all blurry so if I was like “bro you an interesting critter I’m gonna study you under a microscope” what would happen is I would just go “hmmm hm hmmmmm” all inquisitively and just look at blurry ness for a few seconds then be like “I can’t see shit lol that was a busy wanna make out@ then I would kiss him on his face and I would play with his pretty hair

This could b me. I know how to touch boobs and one time when I was like 10 I watched a YouTube video on how to transform into a werewolf and I genuinely believe it was real and I started walking around my house on alll fours and barking and trying to feel my connection to the mooon and when my dad came home he got really mad ya me and he started yelling at me also I have a sister this could literally be me like that could be me I could be feeling Kabru bobs more like Kabroobies lmao I would lick him like a popsicle like his skin like a cat and I would draw little animals on his arms in different colored marker and all the animals say I love you hearttttt and they are all happy animals and I would tell him is ok if he wants to wash them off because they’re stupid little marker animals and it’s ok if he doesn’t like them

Fun fact I first saw this picture of Kabru like ten minutes before I went to go golfing with m dad and my grandpa and our neighbor Bill or something and so I had no time to process it and so every time during golfing which was like three hours or so btw I would keep thinking of him like this and also this was before k realized I thought he was handsome I was like he’s a cool character. But he’s not like hot lol but then I see this picture minutes before golfing and my heart gets pounding and I feel like I’m choking and suddenly it dawns on me he’s the most beustfil man I’ve ever seen in mh life meow but then I immediately had to go golfing and like ever time I blinked I would see his gorgeous face and I was like “wow man I’m hay” but I couldn’t do anything about it or like tell anybody because I was busy absolutely fucking up my short game lmal Nd itz kujs ahdn fbe chata teds are locked jn a room tkvwtehr kr somwrbinf ow my fingwr hhrt they just sgafted crampimg but anhways tehy realize they lkkr each other n stff yeah j tealkzed i liked him when i was out golfing as soon i vake baxk from glfijg j tbnk j went kn a cfazu tsnt to mh flose frkends and stuff yeab anhways he looks vrewg gorgeous meow melw man

He’s sooooo cute bruh that tuff of hair that sticks out from behin this ear makes me crazy what the fucj why do you look like that I love you 😭 it’s 1am rn and I love him I can’t sleep I’m comipoling a handful of my little pictures of him to tumblr because he’s making me crazy oh Man U love him him I want to hold his face in mh hands I want uh kiss him I want uhhhh man he is gorgeous and I like his personality he s like assionage he really into his goals he’s like a do whatever it takes guy but like he has limits and stuff he’s not like crazy nuts but he’s driven and accomplished and he’s a cute little charmer he so handsome wow!! And he’s so smart and he’s a quick thinker very smart good at improv and he’s a good leader and he cares about people what a cool guy and I love his nice smile awwwwwwwww man he’s hot meowza k can never be normal about him I don’t feelnormal so about him ever man I’m so sleepy bruh I don’t even remember a single word I just toed snit if I said”I alone Kabru “ somewhere than k agree with myself because yeah I love him and that’s yeah awesome guy him great splendid incredible enamoring effiseneg 100 stars out of 2 or just 50 because that’s fractions wait I can do 100 stars out if 1 stars and get 100 stars or I could just move the decimal pace and I could get even more stars yeah babgygirkl are you the space because stars are you the dirt b cause I would give you flowers z are you mini cooking videos that go “yummy!” And have old Macdonald playing the background because I can’t take my eyes off you are you beautiful because yes you are I am going to bed goodnight to Kabru and the orhwr peippe too i guess njy mksyly Kabru i hope everhd rike he sleleehe sleep well full 9 hoirs well resyed Miss Ryoko Kui please Kabru sleepinh good plewse also comic where he has good day please I wish the best for him

[tothechaos]

im not sure if i want context, actually

[honestkpopreviews]

ATEEZ COMEBACK: TREASURE EP.3: ONE TO ALL

A\I should probably begin by saying that the only thing that I know about Ateez is that they.. ok so I really don’t know anything. I saw them on FBE React and I remember one had a mullet and they seemed to really like BTS. That’s literally all that I can safely say I know about them. I also know that one of them is named Yeosang I think.

Anyways, I’m not sure what to expect out of this EP. I think that they’re a rap-heavy group? Dude, I literally know absolutely nothing, not even what company they’re under. Anyways, let’s go. I’ll be writing as I listen.

1. UTOPIA

Ok, so we’re starting off with some really smooth vocals. Cool. The beat starts smooth and then gets a nice bass kick. Sounds like a cute, positive song. Faster singing ok. I think we’re at pre-chorus. Ok, we’re at the chorus. Nice. So far, so good. A very poppy cute song I will say. Ok, verse 2. ok... rap..... I don’t like the way that rap sounds. This is a catchy song. I really have nothing bad to say about this song it’s a really solid pop song, much less rappy than I thought ATEEZ was known for.

The song is over.

Here are my thoughts:

I think the song is catchy, it’s very pop-like in the sense that I can imagine this being on the radio and like a cute song to listen to. It’s not really anything special to me I’d say it’s like your typical pop song. You just listen to it for fun. I don’t think this is the title track, though. So

2. ILLUSION

Immediately I don’t like this song. OH NO... NOOOOOOOOO!!!! THE VERSE WAS OK BUT THEN THE BEAT DROPPED AND THEY’RE RAPPING WITH LOTS OF AUTOTUNE GOD THAT SOUNDS FUCKING AWFUL. Oh my god no. This reminds me of Got7. In a really bad way. Jesus the song doesn’t get better. OH MY GOD IT REALLY DOESN’T GET BETTER. FUCKCKSDHJGKH OH MY GOD I DIDN’T THINK IT COULD GET WORSE BUT THIS SECOND VERSE IS HOT ASS GARBAGE. omg i don’t know whose voice that is but i don’t like that AT ALL. 

the song is over. ok.

THOUGHTS:

oK. ..oK... I am so sorry but that song was hot ass fucking garbage I’ve never heard so much noise in my life. I genuinely wanted that song to be over and it was torture to have to endure the full 3 minutes and 30 seconds of that song. It was absolutely horrible. Someone’s voice in there threw the whole thing the fuck off and the autotune was horrible and marks everything that I hate about western music except this was worse because they tried to give it that bubbly cute k-pop sound, as well as that ugly ass western autotune rap style with the most completely unnecessary ad-libs ever. I think this is worse than GOT7′s ECLIPSE and that’s genuinely saying a lot considering GOT7 has the worst fucking rapline in kpop. That was genuinely fucking terrible. I just read that ATEEZ let their fans choose their title track and apparently it was between this song and Illusion. I hope Atinys have fucking ears. I cant imagine having to walk around in a Korean Forever 21 and being forced to endure the atrocity that is this fucking song. I’m so sorry.

3. CRESCENT

Ok the inital whisper is weird and I’m generally not a fan of weird as English whispers in kpop songs but ok. yo this song is dramatic as fuck why does it sound like someone just died. WHAT THE FUCK THAT WAS IT. OK SO THAT WAS NOT A SONG. MY BAD. it’s like a bridge kind of thing, only 45 seconds long. It was more enjoyable than the entirety of Illusion I must say.

4. WAVE

Ok cute intro I like the music. Ok whoever starts this song has a pretty voice. The deeper voice in the beginning is nice too. OMG NO NOT THAT DEEP AS RAPPER VOICE THAT CAME NEXT I DONT LIKE THAT VOICE. WHO THE FUCK IS THAT, IT THROWS THE WHOLE FUCKING GROUP OFF LIKE IM WAY PAST THAT PART AND THATS THE ONLY THING I CAN THINK OF. ok so far, this song is not Illusion and that alone puts it at 2/5 stars. Ok the rap.. I don’t think ATEEZ vocal line deserves their rapline. On god bro., the rappers sound like absolute garbage... WHO THE FUCK IS THAT RAPPER THAT SOUNDS LIKE HES SCREAMING BRO LIKE THAT VOICE I FUCKING HATE IT. BESIDES THE YELLING THE SONG IS CUTE, it could’ve gone without all the rapping. Not to be a vocal line akgae but if ATEEZ didn’t have a rapline i would probably listen. And I generally enjoy the rappers, but NOT in ATEEZ and NOT in GOT7. Sad.

5. AURORA

This song is GOOD! A BOP! until the rap line comes in. Jesus fucking christ this rap line is GOD AWFUL. Here comes that ugly ass rapping voice omg he’s main rapper isn't he because there isn’t ONE song he doesn’t hop in and ruin omg not saying I'm for unfair line distribution but keep this dude at adlibs ONLY because FUCK is his long ass verses god awful.

6. DANCING LIKE BUTTERFLY WINGS

He starts this fucking song so immediately this is .., whew. Funny how he stops rapping and all of a sudden this song got really good. This is cute and positive I like this. The verse 2 rapper can have rights. He sounds ok. He doesn’t ruin the entire song and I love that for me and for him. The song is over and I must say that he didn’t come in and completely ruin the song so really it’s a win for me.

ALBUM REVIEW:

I know nothing about ATEEZ. Nothing. At all. This was my first time ever hearing an ATEEZ album in full (so I gave the kings their streams I hope they’re eating well.) And my opinion on them is that, honestly, and this is just my taste, they didn’t really convince me to continue listening. They’re not the worst thing I’ve ever heard but they’re by no means the best, and that’s ok because they’re a rookie group. I need that god awful rapper under control though. That shit was absolute garbage to my ears. I feel very bad saying that. The vocal line is good they’re real cute u know their voices are nice but everytime those rappers came in... omg. It was so bad. Like, really bad. I didn’t fucking like that at all. It really ruined every song for me because it was just THAT bad. His voice is nothing like the other’s which is cool because hello we love diversity and DUALITY but the problem is that his voice did absolutely NOTHING to add to the songs. NOTHING. It was so different that it threw everything off and is just an unnecessary addition to an overall solid group. I think there’s like 3 rappers from what I can hear and honestly if this was just a vocal group there’d be no problem but each rap part, VOICES ASIDE, don’t fit into the songs. Like the rap in general is BAD. anyways, that’s it. i wouldn’t listen or recommend ATEEZ. they’re simply eh.