#what the fuck is wrong with me for gender to be this complicated. I'm 28. I've been thinking about nb topics for over a decade

[phoenixyfriend]

Latest in gender:

I want online strangers to call me They and for she/her to be for friends only?

You don't know me all enough to gender be etc etc

[hey--hayhay]

I'm pretty sure no one is going to make it through all of this but I'm bored so here goes

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say? Well it was a group chat with my mom and brother so I’d probably pretend like it never happened and avoid the subject like we do with everything else.

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed? I don’t remember her name honestly, Cristy? or Caitlin? It started with a C

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care? Probably I think he’s better than that but it’s his life

4. Is your last name longer than six letters? You bet yo ass it’s not (I’m hilarious)

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober? I did have a few

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up? No

7. What does your last received text say? “😂😂” (I mentioned that I was hilarious right?)

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed? It was just that once

9. Where was your last kiss at? Uh? Some frat house, why are we hung up on my last kiss?

10. When is the last time you saw your sister? I don’t have a sister

11. What do you drink in the morning? Usually water, sometimes apple juice

12. Where did you sleep last night? At my house

13. Do you think relationships are hard? I think they require work but if you like what you do you’ll never work a day in your life.

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you? My first reaction was hell yes but I think I’ve survived fairly well so far so nah

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems? Again with the kissing… I guess it would be awkward but I don’t even know if she’d remember me

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy? Rainy

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you? Surprisingly I do

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants? No

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now? I hope so

20. Does anyone like you? I’m pretty likable 21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S? No

22. Is the last person you kissed gay? She was my same gender but we didn’t really trade notes on our sexualities

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand? I can usually stand anyone for short amounts of time

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo? I want one if I ever find the time

25. In the past week have you cried? Yes

26. What breed was the last dog you saw? Dachshund

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower? Both

28. Have you ever kissed a football player? No

29. Do you think you’re old? Nope

30. Do you like text messaging? Yes

31. What type of day are you having? Relaxing

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced? No

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather? Cold all the way

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you? A few

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling? A relationship

36. Are you a simple or complicated person? Simple

37. What song are you listening to? The Big Bang Theory is in TV right now

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it? Most of the time

39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you? Yes

40. What made you start liking the person you like now?

41. When did you last receive a text message? About lunch time today

42. What is wrong with you right now? I have a dog asleep in my lap and I need to pee

43. How well do you know the last female you texted? I’ve known her my entire life, yes she is my mom

44. Does anyone disgust you? Donald Trump

45. Would you date someone right now if they asked? No I’m in a relationship

46. Are you in a good mood right now? I’ve been happier but I’m not in a bad mood

47. Who was the last person you talked to in person? My Dad

48. What color shirt are you wearing? Teal

49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear? Yes

50. Anyone you’re giving up on? No

51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for? No

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t? Yes

53. Do you like rain? It brings me life

54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks? No just stay safe about it

55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them? Duh who hasn’t?

56. Do you like to cuddle? Definitely

57. Are you shy? It depends

58. Do you get along with girls? Yes but I don’t like this question 59. Have you dated the person you texted last? It was my mom so no 60. What do you carry with you at all times? My phone

61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you? I would pay to stay in a haunted house

62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months? Hopefully

63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship? Not yet officially

64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute? Fucking adorable

65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week? Well I have a puppy so yeah

66. How old are the last three people you kissed? 18-21? If I had to guess

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself? DIY

68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print? Zebra print

69. Do you have any stickers on your car? Yes

70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne? Or

71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone? iPhone

72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut? Years I’m a dominos girl

73. Do you like diet soda? I’m not picky

74. What color are the walls in your room? Tan

75. Are you 16 or older? Thankfully yes

76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars? Not really

77. Do you have a job? Yep

78. What are your initials? HDY

79. Did you ever have braces? Yes

80. Are you from the south? Yes, but this doesn’t define me

81. What does your last status on facebook say? “Blessing your feed with a little puppy [pics of my pupper]”

82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed? No

83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad? Or

84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics? I was the Mascot does that count? No

85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters? Rouge One

86. Do you smoke? Hell no

87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops? Neither

88. Is your phone touch screen? Yes

89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly? It’s naturally somewhere in between

90. Have you ever snuck out of your house? No my moms always be open to letting me leave and my friends have always had to be home early

91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool? Pool

92. Have you ever made out in a car? No

93. …Had sex in a car? No

94. Are you single or in a relationship? I’m in a relationship

95. What were you doing last night at midnight? Sleeping

96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks? I honestly don’t remember

97. Do you like the camera on your phone? Yeah

98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits? I’ve had chemistry friends that give me the Homework answers, does that count?

99. Have you ever passed out from drinking? No

100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate? I don’t really hate anyone

101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? Yes and I’m a virgin

102. Name your favorite Kesha song: blah blah blah (I’m basic)

103. Do you have any tan lines right now? Nope

104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts? I have and I probably will again (don’t judge me)