#what the hell man is this a bl or what😭😭💔

[scarletsp1der]

finally watched hajime no ippo bc Xero actually managed to get me to watch it but what is this show even about bro😭😭😭😭

[fighting-these-demons]

Bucch*g*ri Liveblogging Ep 3

You tell em Green Gobblin'!

YOURE SO RIGHT TEAL TERROR ARAJIN AINT SHIT

Ooooooooo cool undercut guy in the background next to a Blue Perm guy yaaaaaaay!!!!! He's been missing the past few classroom shots! 💖💖💖

Of course Matakara simultaneously believes that Arajin is the Strongest Man and the Weakest Baby Girl that needs protecting.

🤦‍♀️

Oh Honey. I love you so much!

HIS HEART IS BROKEN AUGH!!!!!! 😫😭💔 ARAJIN YOU ROTTEN FILTHY TRAITOR

If you want him come take him by force. JARETH ASS

Why is the chibi genie nothing but ass or balls and legs?

She's looking so smug and self satisfied. 😞 aw man.

I bet you the guy from this 3rd group before I ever hear a word from him and can only see his head in the background - is obsessed with one of the 2 other fight club presidents.

And he's pissed at Arajin for getting their attention - until he fights Arajin himself and falls ass over tea kettle like they both did.

They're talking about money so does he indebt people to him to get them to join him?

WHY ARE THEY CALLING A 21 YO MAN A GEEZER??????????

Also ooooooo his full name is Kenichiro!!! 💖💖💖💖 and he let's his kouhais call him by a shortened version if his first name!!!!! 💖💖💖💖💖 I'm so in love with Minato Kai's Kenichiro! 💖💖💖💖

Oh no creepy guy is the one with the second genie.

😨😬

How unfortunate.

OP time!!! 🎶🎻🎵🥁🎶🪘🎻🎶🎹🎵💥💥💥

Damn Matakara's brother is SO FINE in that OP! His smile is radiant! I wonder what happened???? I bet that's why Kenichi is getting himself held back so they can figut or graduate together. I bet they're in love.

His brother was also in Minato Kai.

AW HELL

GREEN GOBLIN' NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

😱

HE'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THE NAZI REBRAND?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

Every time I try to root for this guy............ he's a young easily misguided man. He has his whole life to turn things around......

Pink hair is so precious I love him. 💖 Let's call him Pink Petals for now.

I could have rooted for whatever this date will be and now the joy has been sucked clean out.

Aw no Javascript looks so bummed! 😢

Oh never mind. He's mad and they just animated it poorly from the side.

Wait does Javascript like the captain???? I thought he liked Pink Petals! 🥺

Oh Green Gobblin' loves that he got Arajin to blush! 😂

Wouldn't it be funny if they're just going to the Cat Cafe?

SHDJDJNEDHDHSJSHSHSUSH

He heard that One Girl comment and snapped but luckily for him he's got an excuse to go wild since someone else appears to be on their turf.

His outfit and boots are so fucking cool this isn't fair!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭 I WANT TO LIKE YOU YOU JACKASS AUGH!!!!

😫😭

I LOVE YOU JAVASCRIPT!!!! 💖💖💖💖💖

Man I hoped that Matakara would turn her around for a hot second.

Funny that she's got sonic scream though.

WELL EW CUM NICE TO BEAT YOU

yeah that tracks lmao 🤣

He wants him Carnally

Oh shit they see him as a piece of meat! 😂

This straight guy is trapped in a BL fighting anime

THE GENIE

DEHDIDHSJSUDHDHSUSHSHSU

"Look, they're all hot for you!" ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!,!

Girls???? What girls?????

Oh and you know if Arajin loses that Green Gobblin' expects to top lmao.

GO JAVASCRIPT GO!!!!!! 💖💖💖💖💖

Here we go😞

I was gonna ask why Green Gobblin' ain't satisfied with Tahide Outa but it's clear that he's Outta His League and straight to boot so.

He oughtta be the one to end up with Incest Ingenue.

Damn Arajin's cute when he cries. 🤦‍♀️

Genie!!! Dude dont give in so easy! 😫 Where's your magical priciples????

Poor Outa gotta get outta here!

NO JAVASCRIPT IS GONNA GET SENT FLYING! 😫😭💔

Oh hey!!! I Spy Makoto Tachibana!!!

oh kid you don't think the Genie is gonna let you get away with that do you???

Oh wow he did actually and my dudes both just looked up some skirt lol

BWDJSBSJSHSBSHSBSHSUSBAHAH

PINK PETAL HURRIEDLY CLAIMING SOME BIG ATTACK TO MAKE JAVASCRIPT LOOK LESS STUPID

JAVASCRIPT MAKING A BIG SHOW OF HIS FAILURE ANYWAY

DWBDJDBSJSJSBSHSJSH

I LOVE THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💖😭

Here Comes Your Man Arajin! 💖💖💖💖

God he's so fuckin cool. What a crying shame.

I can't tell if Green Gobblin loves bratty subs or wants to BE a bratty sub.

I Spy Gary Oak and the guy that had a Gyarados from the 1st Pokémon Movie!!!!

Oh he cares about Honki too! How interesting!

🙄😒

Damn EVERYONE heard it. 😨

What is this boy eating??? His moms lunches are fucking him up.

He should buy some simple rice balls at the combini or something.

OH SHIT IS HE DEAD?????

IT WAS PLANTED ITS THAT CREEPY NG EMPEROR GUY THAT USED TO BE IN MINATO KAI

I BET THATS HIS OLD ARM BAND

Lmao of course Green Gobblin' dressed in the Joker Color Pallet in Middle school. 😂

The Light in their eyes! Just 2 dudes fighting the world!

Dang that doesn't even phase him??????

Seriously does she have a set of abilities or????

Genie is immune because he's gay lmao

😨😬🤦‍♀️

Girl's taste is Abysmal.

Congrats Genie! You deserve better but this is as good as you'll get it seems.

Lmao his mom

GENIE!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! STOP THAT IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!

🤦‍♀️

Oh man those poor sons of bitches. 😞

AAAAAAAAAAAA FINALLY

MATA-ARA HOURS YES!!!!!!!! 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

[team-heavenly]

Chapter 11 - Nonsensical Castle

This is a continuation of the Chapter 11 blog post! Today, I present to you... the dungeon from hell.

Okay so- *cracks knuckles, gulps down a mouthful of Cherri berry soda, briefly screams into a pillow*

I should have known this dungeon was gonna be a nightmare the moment I first loaded and landed directly in a Monster House.

Honestly, the best way to share this story is to read the chat with my partner-in-crime behind the scenes, @tzhaar-rayne​! (Thanks for dealing with my insanity hun 😘)

Because honestly... the text really speaks for itself.

(Warning: I try to keep a mostly family friendly blog, but this one includes a lot of swearing.)

(Setting the scene: 5th floor, second attempt)

(I’m stealing “Hello Team Heavenly, how do you do? :)))” as a motto for this playthrough.)

You can’t see it unless you squint, but that semi-transparent form is Mirage Deoxys. You know, from Rescue Team? Which, as far as I know, does not show up in Explorers. That being said...

*3 floors later, still on second attempt*

Here’s where Apollo hit me with the dodge ball:

😐

*2 floors later, same attempt*

Thaaaat’s right, one of the true Time Gear Guardians decides to jump me when Andrea and Teresa are poisoned and on the verge of fainting. But the stairs are right there, right?

Nah man, he knew Flamethrower.

Then I lend away my singular brain cell for two (2) seconds and this happens:

YEAH. THE MIRACLE ITEM FOR TOGEKISS IS GONE 😭💔

Well, in any case... I saw something I’d never seen before: what happens if you are defeated in the Northern Desert.

😂This made me crack a smile, ngl. I appreciate the solidarity everyone.

As if three legends wasn’t enough, this dungeon was also riddled with Monster Houses (gee, what a surprise.) It took me about... three hours? Before I reached 10F again. Because on every. floor. I would run into a MH! Sometimes it was multiple floors in a row!! 😑

Andrea wanted to learn Arm Thrust, but it only has 3 stars for power :\ and frankly her other moves are too useful to let go. I’m so sorry bb.

Seed floating in the abyss? (I was able to snag it, too.)

Anyway, I finally trudge on past the stairs, hoping for the best, but...

(Context: Intimidator kept me from attacking five turns in a row.)

So yeah, eventually I breaked for dinner (and to give my eyes a rest).

*About 2 hours later, attempt I-don’t-freaking-know*

(Btw if a comment seems out of place, it’s because we’re responding to something the other mentioned out of context.)

Yeah that particular MH was chock full of Metagross. They were freaking sicced on us.

I’m probably 4 or 5 hours in at this point. Just when I think I might finally make it... guess what.

Awww, look at me losing my last shreds of sanity. Adorable :’)

Honestly, that was nearly the last straw for me, until @tzhaar-rayne​ came up with a great idea:

And now, an interlude:

I found the Manaphy Egg for sale during one of my training days. But I couldn’t buy it- the item remained in the red no matter how much money I had.

I checked the Swap Shop every day in the hopes I could find the Togekiss item again. Alas, I did not. Buuuut I basically found it’s equivalent for Andrea! So that’s something.

*2 more hours of grinding through jobs later*

Training montage incoming!!

This is after giving Andrea a Joy Seed drink. She did not learn Slam because having Quick Attack finish off opponents from behind has been too darn useful.

Teresa learned Coin Watcher, Deep Breather, and Self Curer within like three Gummis.

Andrea also didn’t learn Peck, mostly because it’s weak.

This is from another Joy Seed drink. Outrage! Cool in theory! Probably terrible in practice!

As you can see, Andrea learned a Lot during our brief hiatus from the plot. A new move popped up for her basically every other level.

Okay so for reference. This is Team Heavenly before the training-

And after the training.

*sharpens knives* Let’s do this.

After a false start:

One rare fossil = 100 HP. Still wasn’t enough, though it granted me the opportunity to deal a finishing blow.

This was maybe my 2nd or 3rd time on 11F? 🙃

Teresa:

Thankfully, for both your sake and mine, we did, in fact, finally reach the stairs on that last floor.

TL;DR:

Thanks for coming to my freaking TED Talk. (Click here to go back to the Chapter 11 post.)