#whatinthefuckingfuck

[orangefret]

11 year old [yelling over the 6 year old who doesn't want to do his homework]: Why don't you take your dance classes anymore?

Me: Are you seriously asking me this question? After I just had to have the same discussion with you about putting in the work for the fourth time?

11 year old: Well, I just noticed you don't do your dance classes anymore and I wondered why.

Me: I was trying to do a dance class while you and your brother were doing what I thought would be easy homework, but I had to stop every 3 minutes to help the both of you which is my job; however, you chose to take a short cut which didn't get you anywhere so you came back in twice to ask the same question hoping I am going to just give you the answer so you don't have to put in the work. And you can obviously see what is happening with this guy.

[Points to the 6 year old eating the eraser on the end of his pencil because he refuses to write the spelling words three times each.]

11 year old: Soooo, why don't you take your dance class anymore?

Me: [internally cursing]

[nerdlifeisbetterthanreallife]

Is this fucking serious. It is the actual name of the replacement bill. #acareplacement #areyouserious #whatinthefuckingfuck

[blue--calx]

yesterday some guy was doing this weird chuck norris drink and he had to sniff it and he pussied out so i stepped in and sniffed his drink and what the fuck happened after that

oh and i walked away all like,

"cocaine's worse" 

i'm kidding i don't do cocaine

well, yet

[seancurry1]

Hey, who doesn't feel like sleeping tonight?!