#who at this point is sooo stepping out on him with the archangel raphel btw. hashtag taphael... rabitha | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

garbagequeer · 1 year

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the only reason the holy trinity is not explained by comparing it to the existence of multiple jugheads in riverdale is that people would realize jughead from riverdale has suffered more and more meaningfully on the tv show riverdale than jesus christ from nazareth did in the bible

#it's like jughead said he (the pope) is afraid of this exposure #like whatever they nailed jesus to a cross. many people were nailed to a cross back in the day #who else but jughead was split in 3 different guys at age 25 to create narrate and live in the world #have superpowers get trapped in the past have your memory erased and still be tasked with saving the soul of the town by your angel gf #who at this point is sooo stepping out on him with the archangel raphel btw. hashtag taphael... rabitha #riverdale #thing

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