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[lovekaikim]

meet the kims - siwon x ryeowook oneshot

synopsis: ryeowook and his husband, siwon, are on holiday in london. unfortunately, someone had to ruin things...

genre: horror, implied smut

tags: murder, lots of kisses, jealousy, possessive ryeowook

warnings: ryeowook is a fucking vampire

note: this was written BEFORE I found out that ryeowook was to be married. please don't kill me. this is just for fun. also "sophie's" is probably fictional (unless i'm wrong), so please don't search up "sophie's cafe in london".

(u can listen to these whilst reading)

Ryeowook's Pov

Waking up with my husband was enough to make me feel calm. Siwon was still asleep in my arms, out cold due to the flight before. Poor Wonnie. Even when we were dating, he was always a tired bubu...

The holiday was mostly organised by our daughter and son, ruka and seunghan. It was mostly to keep us out of the house whilst they did what they wanted to do.

So yeah, here we are.

Since we are part of Super Junior, we had to try and stay out of the fans eyes - even if we ARE married. And even if Siwon WANTS to give fans autographs.

Fast forward, we head to a cafe called "Sophie's", and we are sitting down, waiting for our orders.

"It was nice of Ruka and Seungie to suggest London. Everyone's so polite and generous! It's like I'm in a fairytale," Siwon complimented. I smiled, Wonnie's cheesy comments always bring joy to my soul.

"Yeah, it is a nice place. Shame about the politics-" I was about to say, before Siwon hushed me. Oh. We aren't allowed to talk about the bad politics of the country. Shit.

We now had our orders, and their are more tasty than I originally thought...

(ryeowook's order)

(siwon's order)

Like holy shit! Britain probably has the best breakfast ever(!) - apart from mac n cheese in the morning(😂)

After we finished, we were back at the hotel, and about to get in our room. But...there was a problem.

"Hey, sugar daddy!" I heard an annoying little b***h speak to my fucking husband. "Is that your little brother? He looks so cute! I could just squish his little cheeks!"

I'm not fucking little😒

"He's my husband, my lady. So please don't ruin our night for us." Siwon jumped in, trying to de-escalate things. This made the girl even more angry.

"You're GAY?! NO! HE'S MY SUGAR DADDY! NOT YOURS!" Didn't I just say that we were married?

"Please, just stop harassing me and my husband. We have kids at home, as well. So can you please leave us alone?" Siwon asked, trying to keep calm.

I knew we had to get back in our room. Siwon was just gonna accidentally punch her in the face in anger. Despite Siwon's kind nature, he could get very angry. Even our leader, Leeteuk, was scared of him sometimes.

We were just lying down on the bed, when we got a text from Donghae.

"Hey guys, so that woman who harassed you and Siwon? She was at me and Eunhyuk's apartment last night. And she almost broke someone's nose. You gotta do something, man."

I'd had enough.

I found out her identity as "SuperTitties", aka Summer Nylon. She was a saesang from America and KNEW that we were coming to London. Shit. To make matters worse, she followed NCT fucking WISH!!

Someone needed to put this psycho down.

So I pretended to fall asleep, and turn into my ghost form. So that I could find and kill this bitch.

She was at her house, watching some Love Island or some shit, and was basically dozing off. So I made my move, and drank her dry.

I made sure that she didn't wake up, or struggled. Not because it was fun, but because I'm not a terrible person. I didn't want to make her suffer.

After I had my fill, I took my leave and returned to my body. The good thing about being a vampire-ghost hybrid, is that I can leave no evidence of my crimes.

The problem was that the remaining evidence would be on my mouth.

"Baby! You okay? Do you need to go to the hospital?"

Oh no...

"No, I'm fine," I tried to laugh, but Siwon saw through me, and had a sad look on his face.

"I'm sorry, I thought you'd hate me for killing her. She just...needed to go," I sighed, looking away. But Siwon held me close, silently telling me that it was okay.

"Babe, we've been married for 5 years. I would never hate you. In fact...I love you even more," Siwon said, with a slight smirk on his face.

Thats when I realised - he had came back from killing another saesang.

Flashback...

Siwon's Pov

I was out of the hotel and getting some shopping for my husband, Ryeowook, and also for Donghae and Eunhyuk's upcoming comeback, when a man said, "Hi, do you know where Kim Ryeowook is?"

I shook my head and asked why. "So that I can show that Kim Siwon how I fuck pretty boys!"

He was VERY fucking lucky that he didn't recognise me because if he did, he wouldn't say anything like the bug he was.

So I decided to end the pathetic little worm's life.

I went to his house, and apparently he had company. And god, it was traumatic as fuck.

There were naked women and men doing...things with each other.

God damnit Gen z.

So I just waited til they left, then I made my move.

After dealing with that fuckface, I returned to my body, where Ryeowook was asleep.

Then I realised that he had blood on his mouth, meaning that he did something similar to me...

I smiled to myself, then feigned being asleep...

Present Day

Ryeowook's Pov

I just stared at Siwon for a while, before laughing. Not at him, but... I couldn't believe it.

I then kissed him roughly, letting him taste the blood. Siwon smirked against my lips, then placed me down on the bed

"Do you wanna go rough, baby?" I asked. He nods, still smirking.

Oh baby...I couldn't tell you what happened if I wanted to. But just know, that I am the dominant one.