#who r smiley and fake and shady

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some more cookie doodles... 🤧

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Guess who's back? Back again Shady's back, tell a friend Guess who's back? Guess who's back? Guess who's back? Guess who's back? Guess who's back? Guess who's back? Guess who's back? Ha-ha Da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da Da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da

Well, look what the stork brung (What?) Little baby devil with the forked tongue And it's stickin' out, yeah, like a sore thumb (Blah) With a forehead that it grew horns from, still a White jerk Pullin' up in a Chrysler to the cypher With the Vics, percs and a Bud Light shirt Lyrical technician, an electrician, y'all light work And I don't got to play pretend you that you I make believe And you know I'm here to stay 'cause me (Why?) If I was to ever take a leave, it would be at spring to break a fever If I was to ask for Megan Thee Stallion if she would collab with me Would I really have a shot at a feat? I don't know, but I'm glad to be, back like-

Abra, abracadabra (And for my last trick) I'm 'bout to reach in my bag Abra, abracadabra (And for my last trick) And just like that I'm back

Now, back in the days of old me When right around the time I became a dope fiend Ate some codeine, as a way of copin', taste of opiates, case of O.E. (Mmm)

Turned me into a smiley face emoji My s**t may not be age-appropriate But I will hit an 8-year-old in the face with a participation trophy 'Cause I have zero doubts, that this whole world's 'bout to turn into some girl scouts

That censorship bureau's out to shut me down So when I started this verse, it did start off lighthearted first But it feels like I'm targeted, mind-bogglin' how my profit has skyrocketed

Look what I pocketed Yeah, the shit is just like y'all have been light joggin' And I've been runnin' full speed, and that's why I'm ahead like my noggin'

And I'm the fight y'all get in, when you debate who the best, but opps, I'm white chalkin' When I step up to that mic, cock it then "Oh my God, it's him, not again"

Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick) I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick) And just like that I'm back, bro

Some times I wonder what the old me'd say (If what?) If he could see the way s**t is today (Look at this shit, man) He'd probably say that everything is gay (Like happy) What's my name? What's my name? (Slim Shady)

So how many little kids still wanna act like me? (Ha-ha) I'm a bigger prick than cacti be (Yeah) And that's why these (What?) words sting just like when bein' attacked by bees (Bzzz)

In the coupe, leanin' back my seat (What?) Bumpin' R. Kelly's favorite group, the Black Eyed Peas (Guy pees) In my Air Max 90s, white Tees, walkin' parental advisory My transgender cat's Siamese, identifies as Black, but acts Chinese Like a muthaf**kin' Hacky Sack, I treat (What?) the whole world 'cause I got it at my feet (Yeah)

How can I explain to you (What?) that even myself I'm a danger to?

(Yeah)

I hop on tracks like a kangaroo, and say a few things or two to anger you

But f**k that, if I think that s**t, I'ma say that s**t Cancel me, what? OK, that's it, go ahead Paul, quit Snake-a*s prick, you male cross dresser, fake-a*s b***h And I'll probably get s**t for that (Watch)

But you can all suck my d**k, in fact, f**k them, f**k Dre, f**k Jimmy, f**k me, f**k you

F**k my own kids, they're brats (F**k 'em) They can screw off, them and you all (Yeah) You too, Paul, got two balls, big as RuPaul's What you thought you saw (What?), ain't what you saw (Nah) 'Cause you're never gonna see me Caught sleepin' and see the kidnappin' never did happen Like Sherri Papini, Harry Houdini I vanish into the thin air as I'm leavin' like-

Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick) I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick) And just like that I'm back, bro

[robgrayofficial]

HAPPY SATURDAY DEPLORABLES!!!!I hope everyone is having a FANTASTIC Easter weekend so far! This is u/Ivaginaryfriend here and I'm back at it again with all things spicy and dank from the past week! If you happened to miss any past recaps you can catch those here!Sunday, April 14th:🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:If the Fed had done its job properly, which it has not, the Stock Market would have been up 5000 to 10,000 additional points, and GDP would have been well over 4% instead of 3%...with almost no inflation. Quantitative tightening was a killer, should have done the exact opposite!Great Masters going on right now. @TigerWoods is leading with 2 holes left to play. Very exciting, tune in!Watching final hole of @TheMasters. @TigerWoods is looking GREAT!Congratulations to @TigerWoods., a truly Great Champion!Love people who are great under pressure. What a fantastic life comeback for a really great guy!Such a “puff piece” on Nancy Pelosi by @60minutes, yet her leadership has passed no meaningful Legislation. All they do is Investigate, as it turns out, crimes that they instigated & committed. The Mueller No Collusion decision wasn’t even discussed-and she was a disaster at W.H..@SteveHiltonx “This is President Trump trying to deliver on his promises while the bureaucratic machine fights his agenda. He needs populist allies. These changes are not chaos, but rather progress. All this is President Trump at his absolute best.” Thank you Steve!Chinese Telecom Giant Huawei hires former Obama Cyber Security Official as a lobbyist. This is not good, or acceptable! @FoxNews @SteveHiltonxSIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:Cher gets redpilled.Nancy Pelosi is trying to get this video removed from Trump's Twitter account. It would be a shame if it got shared even more.13 days after BengazhiCBS Drama 'The Good Fight' Tweet with ’Assassinate Trump' Sparks Calls for Secret Service Investigation🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:WINNERS ONLY😂 😂 😂 😂America Without The Electoral CollegeLiberals after hearing they may have to face the consequences of the immigration policies they supportState of Reddit since 2016Monday, April 15th:TODAY'S ACTION:Proclamation on Pan American Day and Pan American Week, 2019President Trump Participates in a Roundtable Discussion on the Economy and Tax Reform🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:What do I know about branding, maybe nothing (but I did become President!), but if I were Boeing, I would FIX the Boeing 737 MAX, add some additional great features, & REBRAND the plane with a new name. No product has suffered like this one. But again, what the hell do I know?Mueller, and the A.G. based on Mueller findings (and great intelligence), have already ruled No Collusion, No Obstruction. These were crimes committed by Crooked Hillary, the DNC, Dirty Cops and others! INVESTIGATE THE INVESTIGATORS!Congress should come back to D.C. now and FIX THE IMMIGRATION LAWS!Before Nancy, who has lost all control of Congress and is getting nothing done, decides to defend her leader, Rep. Omar, she should look at the anti-Semitic, anti-Israel and ungrateful U.S. HATE statements Omar has made. She is out of control, except for her control of Nancy!THEY SPIED ON MY CAMPAIGN (We will never forget)!The Radical Left Democrats will never be satisfied with anything we give them. They will always Resist and Obstruct!I finally agree with @Cher!Mark Morgan, President Obama’s Border Patrol Chief, gave the following message to me: “President Trump, stay the course.” I agree, and believe it or not, we are making great progress with a system that has been broken for many years!Those Illegal Immigrants who can no longer be legally held (Congress must fix the laws and loopholes) will be, subject to Homeland Security, given to Sanctuary Cities and States!The Mueller Report, which was written by 18 Angry Democrats who also happen to be Trump Haters (and Clinton Supporters), should have focused on the people who SPIED on my 2016 Campaign, and others who fabricated the whole Russia Hoax. That is, never forget, the crime..... ... ....Since there was no Collusion, why was there an Investigation in the first place! Answer - Dirty Cops, Dems and Crooked Hillary!Heading to the Great State of Minnesota!Spoke to @TigerWoods to congratulate him on the great victory he had in yesterday’s @TheMasters, & to inform him that because of his incredible Success & Comeback in Sports (Golf) and, more importantly, LIFE, I will be presenting him with the PRESIDENTIAL MEDAL OF FREEDOM!So horrible to watch the massive fire at Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris. Perhaps flying water tankers could be used to put it out. Must act quickly!The forgotten voters of the 2016 Election are now doing great. The Steel Industry is rebuilding and expanding at a pace that it hasn’t seen in decades. Our Country has one of the best Economies in many years, perhaps ever. Unemployment numbers best in 51 years. Wow!God bless the people of France!SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:What a fucking cunt. Shitting on divorced dads.Ave MariaEXPOSED: Clinton Foundation Donor 'Helped Fund' Ukraine ReportBrad Parscale on Twitter: "Tax cuts are real, many in the media just doesn’t want you to know. The truth doesn’t fit their destructive narrative. This is just another collapsing lie in their web of lies."Jewish Leaders Invited To White House As Democrats Face Accusations Of Anti-Semitism🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:REALITYHappy Tax DayDAMMIT JOE! Can't we just have one thing?!MAGA!Tucker is calling out Valerie Jarett's new book as a fraud for being #14 on the NYT bestseller list. He cites that Amazon has sold no copies of it LOL. Everything Democrats do is a scam.Tuesday, April 16th:TODAY'S ACTION:Proclamation on Education and Sharing Day, U.S.A., 2019Presidential Veto Message to the Senate to Accompany S.J. Res. 7The 2019 White House Spring Garden ToursPresident Trump Signs Executive Order on EnergyIvanka Trump Visits EthiopiaFirst Lady Melania Trump Visits Fort Bragg🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:A must read, Andy McCarthy’s column today, “Dirty dealings of dirt devils who concocted Trump-Russia probe.” The greatest Scam in political history. If the Mainstream Media were honest, which they are not, this story would be bigger and more important than Watergate. Someday!No Collusion - No Obstruction!So weird to watch Crazy Bernie on @FoxNews. Not surprisingly, @BretBaier and the “audience” was so smiley and nice. Very strange, and now we have @donnabrazile?I will be in Green Bay, Wisconsin on Saturday, April 27th at the Resch Center — 7:00pm (CDT). Big crowd expected! #MAGANo Collusion - No Obstruction!Just signed a critical bill to formalize drought contingency plans for the Colorado River. Thanks to @SenMcSallyAZ for getting it done. Big deal for Arizona!Many Trump Fans & Signs were outside of the @FoxNews Studio last night in the now thriving (Thank you President Trump) Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, for the interview with Crazy Bernie Sanders. Big complaints about not being let in-stuffed with Bernie supporters. What’s with @FoxNews?Bernie Sanders and wife should pay the Pre-Trump Taxes on their almost $600,000 in income. He is always complaining about these big TAX CUTS, except when it benefits him. They made a fortune off of Trump, but so did everyone else - and that’s a good thing, not a bad thing!I believe it will be Crazy Bernie Sanders vs. Sleepy Joe Biden as the two finalists to run against maybe the best Economy in the history of our Country (and MANY other great things)! I look forward to facing whoever it may be. May God Rest Their Soul!On Trumps ICC Win, Dems and Republicans See Eye to Eye | RealClearPoliticsSIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:Swalwell: I Will Jail Those Who Defy My Gun Grabbing AgendaTucker Carlson: 'In 20 years, every fifth grader will believe 9/11 was committed by white supremacists'Behind the Obama administration’s shady plan to spy on the Trump campaignHoly shit! They're pulling the MUh RuSSiA card on Barr now. They are SCARED of this guy! hahahahahaDemocrats can never find the certificates: Somalia-Born Candidate for Congress Accused of Immigration/Marriage Fraud🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:Let's all give a loud Huzzah for Jean-Marc Fournier who ran into burning Notre-Dame Cathedral to save the Crown of Thorns4D chess move!A little switcharoo there...Bernie Sanders at the Fox News town hallI used to be a DemocratWednesday, April 17th:TODAY'S ACTION:President Trump Participates in an Opportunity Zone Conference🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:Wow! FBI made 11 payments to Fake Dossier’s discredited author, Trump hater Christopher Steele. @OANN @JudicialWatch The Witch Hunt has been a total fraud on your President and the American people! It was brought to you by Dirty Cops, Crooked Hillary and the DNC.Democrats in Congress must return from their Vacations and change the Immigration Laws, or the Border, despite the great job being done by Border Patrol, will only get worse. Big sections of Wall now being built!Just had a wonderful conversation with @Pontifex Francis offering condolences from the People of the United States for the horrible and destructive fire at Notre Dame Cathedral. I offered the help of our great experts on renovation and construction as I did.... ... ....in my conversation yesterday with President @EmmanuelMacron of France. I also wished both Pope Francis and President Macron a very Happy Easter!Nolte: Poll Shows Media Failed to Gaslight Public About Trump Campaign Spying http://bit.ly/2VRXs8K via @BreitbartNewsSIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:Tech Censorship: Instagram Bans Pro-Trump Cartoonist Ben GarrisonJustice Dept. to end ‘catch and release’ detention for migrantsHOLY...FUCKING...SHIT ! WAPO Editorial column admits Fox News was right all along, compares the anti Trump fake news bias in media is worthy of investigation. Compares bias to Watergate.Attorney General William Barr will hold a press conference to discuss Mueller report at 9:30 AM ET Thursday. Rosenstein will be there also.🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:Caught red handed: Melania meets with Bill Barr just before release of Mueller report, they both say they discussed grandchildren...oh waitWhite Leftists IRL#HillarysBitchMuhammad the gay icon🏳️‍🌈😘Winning!Face it Sleepy Sessions supporters! Your boy was an impotent loser. Finally, Barr is doing what should've been done 2 years ago. Change my mind.Thursday, April 18th:TODAY'S ACTION:President Trump Delivers Remarks at the Wounded Warrior Project Soldier Ride🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:The Greatest Political Hoax of all time! Crimes were committed by Crooked, Dirty Cops and DNC/The Democrats.PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT!Attorney General William Barr’s Press Conference today at 9:30 AM ET. Watch on @FoxNews @OANNNo Collusion - No Obstruction!As I have been saying all along, NO COLLUSION - NO OBSTRUCTION!EPIC memeToday, I was thrilled to host the @WWP Soldier Ride once again at the @WhiteHouse. We were all deeply honored to be in the presence of TRUE AMERICAN HEROES....“Donald Trump was being framed, he fought back. That is not Obstruction.” @JesseBWatters I had the right to end the whole Witch Hunt if I wanted. I could have fired everyone, including Mueller, if I wanted. I chose not to. I had the RIGHT to use Executive Privilege. I didn’t!Anything the Russians did concerning the 2016 Election was done while Obama was President. He was told about it and did nothing! Most importantly, the vote was not affected.When there is not an underlying crime with regard to Collusion (in fact, the whole thing was a made up fraud), it is difficult to say that someone is obstructing something. There was no underlying crime.” @marthamaccallum @FoxNews“If dozens of Federal prosecutors spent two years trying to charge you with a crime, and found they couldn’t, it would mean there wasn’t any evidence you did it - and that’s what happened here - that’s what we just learned from the Mueller Report.” @TuckerCarlson“The Mueller Report is perhaps the single most humiliating thing that has ever happened to the White House Press in the history of this Country. They know they lied...Many reporters lied about Russia Collusion and so much more. Clapper & Brennan, all lies” @TuckerCarlsonKimberley Strassel should get the Pulitzer. She is a treasure (and I don’t know her) who correctly called the Russia Hoax right from the start! Others who were soooo wrong will get the Prize. Fake News!SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:ATTY GENERAL WILLIAM BARR BRIEFS THE NATION PRIOR TO RELEASING THE MUELLER REPORT - LIVETrump 2020 Campaign statement from @parscale on the #MuellerReport - "The Obama-era DOJ and FBI must answer for their misdeeds and the scam that they perpetrated against the American people. Justice will be served."MAGAthread: The Report On The Investigation Into Russian Interference In The 2016 Presidential Election.Preliminary Mueller Report Analysis: Pedes Who Predicted A Cover Up Were RightPresident Trump Responds to Barr Presser: I'm Having a Good Day, No Collusion, No ObstructionVP Mike Pence: No Collusion — No Obstruction. My statement below:🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:Say it with me folks: No CollusionIMAGINE BEING MAD THAT YOUR PRESIDENT DIDNT COMMIT A CRIME. 🤣😂🤣😂😆Pepe is up and at the salt mine ready for a record harvest today. There is said to be so much salt that Pepe won’t be able to mine it all on his own. Will you help Pepe?President Trump: Time to Turn the TablesAn Homage to #RussiaGateFriday, April 19th:TODAY'S ACTION:Proclamation on National Park Week, 2019🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:Statements are made about me by certain people in the Crazy Mueller Report, in itself written by 18 Angry Democrat Trump Haters, which are fabricated & totally untrue. Watch out for people that take so-called “notes,” when the notes never existed until needed. Because I never.... ... ...agreed to testify, it was not necessary for me to respond to statements made in the “Report” about me, some of which are total bullshit & only given to make the other person look good (or me to look bad). This was an Illegally Started Hoax that never should have happened, a... ... ....big, fat, waste of time, energy and money - $30,000,000 to be exact. It is now finally time to turn the tables and bring justice to some very sick and dangerous people who have committed very serious crimes, perhaps even Spying or Treason. This should never happen again!The Washington Post and New York Times are, in my opinion, two of the most dishonest media outlets around. Truly, the Enemy of the People!Time for Democrats to accept reality(Retweeting Matt Gaetz) “You have guys that come through here that do this for a living…they bring groups across, they bring drugs across.”Sheriff Mark Lamb from @PinalCSO showed us today how illegal immigrants and smugglers travel through the Arizona desert. @RepAndyBiggsAZ @sherifflamb1(Retweeting Mark Levin) More on the phony collusion scam(Retweeting Sean Hannity) Mueller’s Final Report ‘Completely Vindicates’ President Trump 👇“TRUMP HAS BEEN TOTALLY VINDICATED”Wishing a Happy Passover to all those celebrating in America, Israel, and around the world!SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:VERY CLEAN PRESIDENT - DEM. HOAX DESTROYEDSARA CARTER ON HANNITY: “There will be indictments. There will be an avalanche. According the sources I was speaking with just today people are already turning on each other. We are going to see senior officials at DOJ & FBI throw each other under the bus to save themselves.Ben Carson To Kick Illegal Immigrants Out Of HUD Housing, Will Give Aid To Poor Americans InsteadTeam Trump: Why didn’t President Obama act when he first heard of Russian interference?Thank you!🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:Grandpa TrumpI just love GEOTUS and his way of explaining things.They’re gonna spend a year and a half trying to out-socialism each other while simultaneously trying to impeach the most successful POTUS in modern history. Buy stock in popcorn companies. 🍿LMAO - Lyin' Brian Williams of MSNBC asks Jay Sekulow where Mueller Report says "No collusion" - Sekulow reads the second pageHave a Blessed Good Friday PedesSaturday, April 20th:🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:Despite the fact that the Mueller Report should not have been authorized in the first place & was written as nastily as possible by 13 (18) Angry Democrats who were true Trump Haters, including highly conflicted Bob Mueller himself, the end result is No Collusion, No Obstruction!The Fake News Media is doing everything possible to stir up and anger the pols and as many people as possible seldom mentioning the fact that the Mueller Report had as its principle conclusion the fact that there was NO COLLUSION WITH RUSSIA. The Russia Hoax is dead!United States weekly jobless claims just hit a 50 year low. The economy is doing GREAT!The end result of the greatest Witch Hunt in U.S. political history is No Collusion with Russia (and No Obstruction). Pretty Amazing!SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:Trump 2020 campaign donations soar after Mueller report with $1 MILLION pouring in just a day after its release | Daily Mail OnlineTop 10 things the media got wrong about ‘collusion’ and ‘obstruction’Rush Limbaugh says Mueller should be: 'Trump attempted to obstruct our coup'Kim Foxx issues a statement saying she wont be saying anything - as another member of her team steps down. This arrogant bitch is going down!🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:Happy Easter Mr. President, May God Bless You and This Country!Walls Work!Omar Blaming Trump For Her MouthTOTALLY VINDICATED!Some tunes to help you jam through all this winning:FACEspitshinehelgasuedeWhy iii Love The MoonMAGA ON PATRIOTS! #robgray