#wifi plug

[maryse127]

Xenoblade Chronicles X Definitive Edition has a lot less disconnects from the online server than the original but still way more than I'd like considering I am fucking paying for the online this time

[ninoochat]

Knitting a row everytime the wifi dies 😭

[origamiyoda]

WE'RE BACK ONLINE WOOHOO

[sparklehoard]

Daylight savings time got me again

[shiroikabocha]

my apartments are having problems with the dumpsters (people keep leaving furniture there, despite all the signs saying “don’t leave furniture here”) and my landlord has employed a time-honored trick to shame people into compliance: fake security camera

How do I know for sure that this security camera is fake, you ask? Well, see if you can spot the subtle clues:

[yamat0]

man I love living in the sticks and when my power goes out no one is in a rush to fix it id love to enjoy my day off

[dwtdog]

LOLLLL

Hey man I know you’re dealing with the entire internet wanting you dead but can you work on this thumbnail? It didn’t hit right

yeah i just think the fish need to be a little higher, and maybe increase the contrast- george?? george, dude are you even listening? yeah, so basically i was saying-

[hellfyre]

ive been wondering why ive been coughing and feeling shitty the past several days and worried I was sick. but I think it was my partner's laptop battery swelling and possibly releasing toxic gases or smth bc once we took it to be disposed of we both started feeling a lot better 💀

[sychosid]

getting comments is still very sweet to me especially comments that are clearly thought out and nice, and especially on the heartbreak hotel au it means a lot because I really have put a lot of work into that series. and obviously people who read it are excited to get more. which is great! I'd love to write more

unfortunately, I am rereading One Piece in almost it's entirety. and haven't really watched any 90s wrestling (I'm on mid/late 95 for the WWF) and I barely keep up with modern wrestling. so good luck to everyone waiting for me to write and I'm so very deeply sorry, not for updating, but for the fact that I am unfortunately, a One Piece fan

[rapha-reads]

My laptop likes to remind me to "go to bed, you unhinged bitch, it's almost 4am, why are you still up listening to the entire discography of Poets of The Fall when you have work at 10" by suddenly turning off the wifi without warning and shutting off my music, brutally taking me out of the perfect vibe I'd gotten into reading my gay little fics and blasting my emo music.

Gah. Guess I'll shut it off, put down the fics and go to bed, then. *rolls my eyes so hard they fall off my head*

[rainbowangel110]

My wifi is being Aphobic rn frfr

[slumbering-shadows]

whoever created the little cord connections on laptop wifi cards needs to be executed in a public square

[paladincecil]

Got curious what my wifi would be like if I was close to the router so I moved my laptop into the front room and it came back with this

So moving a single room away kills the wifi by around 250mbps up and down xD

[wizardnuke]

every once in a while i think abt essek "weird theories about the luxon and how it works" thelyss and get a vivid mental image of him pacing around his towers, muttering to himself about the evils of magic 5G

[wroteclassicaly]

Not me having to buy a new tv and not knowing what is what, because everything is new and smart and I’m not 😭

[the-damned-and-divine]

"...Do I really gotta do this?" Satan asked, facepalming himself before getting up off his throne.

"I would tell you fuckers digging-up that Gritt Force guy's trauma and commenting on his sex life to go touch grass, but briefly touching a single blade and running back inside your dank hovels ain't enough to fix your rude and invasive asses. Nah, you gotta at least get to second base with your front lawn. But there's only one way to guarantee you'll actually do that..."

"If they can't behave online, then they don't get to BE online..." he grumbled.

Satan then stuck his giant head out the window of his fortified palace, shouting in the general direction of a specific geothermal power plant.

"SHUT IT DOWN, BOYS! NO MORE ELECTRICITY FOR PRIDE!"

As ordered, the plant's workers scurried about to deactivate each generator connected to Pride Ring. Block by block, Pentagram City would start going dark.

"IF WANT YOUR LIGHTS BACK ON, THEN START TEACHING THOSE PARASOCIAL STALKER CREEPS PROPER MANNERS---THROUGH GRATUITOUS VIIIOLEEENCEEE~!" he shouted towards Pride.

"FUCK YOU, TERMINALLY-ONLINE DEMONS!"