#wirt like a decade later: i will never be forgiven. i will never be forgiven. | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

scholarofgolb · 2 years

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funniest thing abt otgw is u knooooo wirt was like #1 big brother on earth after that shit. u know his entire teen years this little boy OWNED him. yeah sorry guys i cant come over my brother wants me to watch cartoons with him. yeah guys i can’t afford the concert im saving up 2 take my brother on a roadtrip to see the world’s biggest statue of a cow. u kno hes writing poetry and shit abt him. hes waking greg up a 1 am with snot running down his face like did you know i love u. pulling him out of school early to go get ice cream.

#wirt like a decade later: i will never be forgiven. i will never be forgiven.#greg a decade later: mom if u dont buy me a dog im asking wirt and he'll do it. you know he will so you might as well let me.#and greg doesnt remember a thing #< which people dont realize until hes like 14 #his freshman teacher is like oh ur greg! like wirts brother. the one that drowned on halloween #greg: the one that did what on what?#cue him texting the family groupchat like wtff did i almost die #wirt who has been wrecked with guilt for the past ten years: YOU DONT REMEMBER??????

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