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(Konosuba) Aqua, Darkness, and Wiz with a selectively mute S/O

NGL, the amount of people that immediately flooded my inbox with Konosuba was unexpected. I wasn't aware that many people watched it on tumblr, but nevertheless!

Aqua at first thinks it's a curse that her S/O doesn't speak.

With her infinite wisdom, she confidently puts her hand on S/O's chest and begins casting healing magic.

...Which did literally nothing.

(Aqua) "Eh?! What kinda mega curse is this, your voice should be working now!"

When she realizes what the cause is, using her MASSIVE BRAIN, she immediately goes to nag Kazuma to help, which he always whines about.

Which if anything, makes S/O even quieter, not due to the anxiety, but watching the two of their IQ's plummet into the negatives.

Not that it was particularly high to begin with, but still. S/O wanted no part of their mutually assured self destruction.

Aqua doesn't mind it as she rants on about whatever, but making sure they're actually listening, and somehow having the foresight to shut up if they're getting bothered.

Sometimes, it was nice to enjoy the silence. In her case, that was all too rare.

When S/O does speak, it always catches her off guard.

(Aqua) "WHAAAT?! YOU SPOKE UP JUST TO TELL ME I CAN'T DRINK?! YOU'RE SO MEAAAN!"

Darkness, surprisingly, catches on very quickly of why S/O doesn't speak often.

She maintains a calm attitude, speaking up for them if they're not in the mood to, and respecting their silence.

Being a Noble, she helps S/O to the best of her ability with any social anxiety, after all she had a bit of it herself before she met Chris.

But...sometimes she gets a bit...weird when giving examples. It's still Darkness, after all.

One of the examples to help train Noble anxiety was to get some rope and [REMOVED TO CONFORM TO INTERNATIONAL CENSORSHIP LAWS]

The times when S/O did speak, it always made her blush.

(Darkness) "A-Ah...W-Why do you only speak my name? Hmph, you could've said anything but that!"

She pouts, yet...she doesn't hate them calling her by her real name.. At least not S/O doing it.

Wiz doesn't mind S/O's silence one bit. If anything, it's comforting to her.

She isn't one to talk terribly much when there's no need for small talk anyway, so the both of them comfortably take care of the store.

Wiz tries to find all sorts of ways to help S/O with their anxiety by getting them to speak with various objects that could respond as practice.

She stopped when one of those items punched them in the face since it was a voice activated trap.

Instead, she asks Kazuma to help. In which he's absolutely glad to help Wiz and her boyfriend/girlfriend.

Whenever Wiz hears S/O speak, the biggest smile forms across her face and she instantly forgets what she was originally doing.

(Wiz) "Oh...! Your voice is lovely dear, have I mentioned that to you before?"

She only wishes she could hear their voice more, but maybe this is what makes it all the more special.

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(Konosuba) Aqua, Darkness, and Wiz with a shapeshifter S/O

Honestly I'm amazed by the amount of people wanting Konosuba content more than anything, considering how unhinged Aqua and Darkness are. Wiz is at least understandable.

Aqua is wanting to deck S/O everytime they come out of nowhere to scare the hell out of her.

And it's always in the cruelest way possible.

(Aqua) gasp "A WINE BOTTLE! Oh, thank you gods above-"

(S/O) "BOO!"

(Aqua) "AAAGH! DAMN IT! I HATE YOU!"

She always makes the biggest pouting face whenever S/O pranks her.

Though the cruelest fact of all, is that due to her low intelligence Aqua never learns.

So it keeps happening again, and again.

It is a vicious endless cycle.

Darkness's training kicks in hard.

Her first instinct when she sees something transforming is to strike it before it hits her, only to completely miss and cleave a table in half.

Which gets her more flustered than anything.

(Darkness) "S-STOP TEASING ME, I CAN HIT THINGS! I'M A PALADIN FOR GODDESS'S SAKE!"

S/O thought she'd enjoy the shapeshifting pranks considering her...preferences, but evidently not.

Wiz being a bit of an airhead always forgets that S/O can shapeshift. But she doesn't mind.

Seeing her chair suddenly turn into S/O to jump out and hug her always gives her a bit of a fright.

But she can't help but laugh.

Overtime she begins getting used to it and doesn't flinch when even a quill turns out to be S/O.

(Wiz) "Hello, dear. Doesn't it get tiring to shift into something that small? You can just hug me regularly too."

(S/O) "Well, where's the fun in that?"

(Wiz) "Hah, fair enough."

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(Konosuba) Aqua and Wiz with a Death God S/O

Aqua's will be platonic since I can't think of a way for them to hook up and feel natural, sorry about that!

Aqua had an axe to grind with (Y/N) the first time she met them. She doesn't trust undead or monsters, not even mentioning how Eris felt about them.

And with her major intelligence came with the notion that because they're the god of the dead, that means they MUST have a bias towards undead.

Which shocked her when (Y/N) told her that they have no control of people who raise the dead.

(Aqua) "What?! How does that make any sense?!"

(Y/N) "Aqua, I only direct people to the afterlife. I have zero interest in meddling in their affairs while they are still here in the mortal world."

(Aqua) "Then why are you even down here with Eris and I? Shouldn't you be back up home?"

(Y/N) "...To be honest, I just wished to see what people did with their lives firsthand. Both in life, and in death."

Aqua was also shocked by how much (Y/N) treated everyone equally.

She still thinks they're as exciting as a stick, but overtime grew to respect them. They seem to take their job as a god seriously, but also the lives they handle.

She begins bullying Eris a bit more however when she sees firsthand how (Y/N) works with undead spirits.

Aqua also finds it hilarious how (Y/N) views Kazuma.

(Kazuma) "Oh, hey."

(Y/N) sigh "How did you die this time?"

(Kazuma) "What? I'm not allowed to come say hi?"

(Y/N) "The only time you come to my home is when you need my help getting back the stats you lost from resurrection. That, and Aqua is here."

(Aqua) "Yo."

Y/N gave Aqua a polite nod.

(Kazuma) "The useless blue thing is only here cause she just wanted to see you."

(Y/N) "At least someone here is."

Wiz fell in love with S/O after seeing how gently S/O treats the spirits of the dead.

It was one night when she was guiding the poor souls of the graveyard to the afterlife, only to see them approach. She at first was ready to fight before realizing they naturally gravitated toward them.

(S/O) "If I may ask, what are you doing?"

(Wiz) "I am helping them move on from this world. My name is Wiz, and you are?"

S/O has told her their name, but never their true identity. They help her all the time helping spirits along, but is more than willing to help crack undead heads together as well.

Wiz has only guessed what S/O is considering she feels gravitated toward them as well, but hasn't been able to decipher why.

Their neutral attitude toward undead was something rare for Wiz to encounter, let alone their treatment toward her was always fair.

They always seemed to be reminiscing whenever they were near undead spirits, which always intrigued her.

She could tell they weren't human, but the way they spoke made it seem like they were ancient.

(S/O) "Axel wine tastes the same as I remember. But where are those who share the memory?"

(Wiz) "Dear?"

(S/O) "...Ah, please ignore me. I was just thinking alou-"

(Aqua) "Alright grandpa/grandma, can it!"

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(Konosuba) Wiz and a Necromancer!S/O HC's

Wiz is actually very pleased to have a Necromancer by her side!

Being undead herself, it gives her someone to talk to directly regarding their magic and being able to raise the dead.

But, Wiz has one condition for S/O, and that is to never raise the innocent from their graves.

Other than that, she doesn't mind the literal extra hands S/O gives to help out running the store.

Wiz sometimes has S/O help her when guiding the poor souls to the afterlife in the graveyard, having a pair of undead hands was something she never knew she needed.

When it came to Aqua, at first she's completely ready to throw hands if she's insulting her S/O.

But as the years went by, S/O joins Wiz whenever Aqua is getting berated by the others.

Wiz and S/O are an extremely loving couple, but the shop's profits is still in complete tatters.

Just because one was immortal and the other was a fantastic death magic user didn't mean either of them could file taxes.