#wold screm

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This was the emo baddie gacha life furry alpha male y/n story me and my friend made. The misspellings are on purpose I swear.

Alr here we go

IN LOVE WITH THE ALPLHA  MAIL WHO IS CHEATING ON ME WITH MY SISTER

*cries and turns to uwu cat kitty boy ans big boy alpha red black gradient male growls menacingly at you and jumps forward at you pinning you to the wall with his demented terrifying claws*

*blushes like y/n anime waifu and runs away crying because it’s the forbidden love alpha mail x peasant girl trope that ends with them both killing each other that we all love to hate*

*aphla mael runs after her yelling y/ns name and saying hes twuly sorry cause he don care whatver happen he wannats to be with waifu uwu gwirl y/n pookie wookie*

*waifu Girl turns around, her face scarlet and blue baddie tears streaming down her cheeks, she utters one sentence “how could you cheat on me with my blonde sister” and then falls to her knees sobbing, her luscious locks pooling around her as she sobs*

*aphala mael slightly blushies at her cryinf faec "bbg pookje bear y/n im srryw it was a darewssrs :((((" apha malf crys a lill wifth y/n an turns emno*

*y/n stands, suddenlllly fury fills your rainbow colored eyes. “I don’t belif yuo” You scream, you r voice echoing across the world. Suddenly, all the over the wold furry baddies realize something. You were the true aplha mail the whole time. All of your furrie baddy army is now at your command and, and you realize your heart’s desire. you want revenge against you r hot blonde supermodel, preppy, spoiled, 12 year old sister that your hot aphla maile 19 yr old bf cheated on you with*

*y/ns aura changed and startkeled aplha mail "y/n pookie it dusnt heav to bea liek this !!!" but it was no use y/n had the powers of the most poerfol ahplha out thrre*

*y/n loojks down wiht discust at fomrer alpah mail. “Plaese” he beegss. “Whateber you dao, pleasr spare your hott 12 year old sisret” with a flicc of you wrist you pin him aginft a wall, useingj yuor newfuond aphla powars, kiss himpassionately him for the wlast time, and throw himmm into the ‘‘em o baddie gacha verse real life William afron but preppy universe of discarded 2016 characters*

*"ily smsmmn bbygrkl awhy u tunr me into a gchavrse charxatcger !!!" were his last wrds bfor bsing trnshagformed into crigne 10000090000*

*then y/n turns to your hot blonde sitser adn smilees menecangli. “P-please no” she begs. “Yuo Alwais had everyting yuo wantde. From thee moment yuo werre booorn. Now it’s my turn to gte hat I want” you reply, and using your badddie furri animmy poowerrss, you turn her into a tree, and set the tree of frie. Y/n relishes thee burning, deathhh screms of her hot blonde 12 yearokd sitster, and rptrunrs to lkoo at her baddie furry gacha life version 0.1 army. They cower in frear, nonne brave enouff to meat her eyes.*

*apphia mail looke so shoskkecj at y/n pkookie "i-i-i-i-t-this is all my afult isnt irt y/n bby?" he lrkooed ashshaghmed at hsi psta acfhytons an hsi appha eers flppded dwon az hee lusksed y/n str8 in tge eyehes*

*yaaaaassss obviouslii, but I can totally forgive u” y/n replies sarcasticliii “ r-r-r-Fr-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-rr-r-rrrrr- really?! Alhpa mailee replies hopfulle. “No” y/n says, and then eats him alive in one gulp. The end

Prolugie poo

Y/n fells siccck. She suddenlii cvomets in the middle of the night, and standiinnggg their i the nasty putrescence I is alpha baddie mail gacha club pookie. “I challenge you for aphla mail titlrr” he says withhh a smile. “On no” you gasoop in fear.*

TO BE. ONTINUUUEDS IN BOK TWOOOO

TYSM FOR READING :))))M))))))

This story was pain to type, but I love it sm anyway

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The first piece of ninjago art I’ve drawn in ages and it’s this. Enjoy buff Mystake and Karlof on steriods (Krillow/Killow)

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“we are so (thot) married”

i was bored so i decided to write a parody of the first chapter of my good comrade @theseerofdoomisunaltered‘s magnum opus “we are so (not) married”, if i have time maybe ill do the rest but no promises bc im a lazy inconsistent bitch lmao 

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hizashi was fuckin PISSEd!

he was angery and is upset bc shouta THAt dumB THOT had gone and goetten himself injured AGEIN!!!! he hadnt sleeped in 69 hours (hehe) bc he was 2 busy gettin turnt with tha bois (painkillers and mowten dew) and had goten into a fite with some villens (fourth graders) bc they sed cats were lame.

showta got carried by on a stretcher and hibachi pissed himself and not even in the kinyk way. paremdedics kept hziashi from geting close to the stretcher or the room shota is carreid into. “shit boi u fam?” a nurse asked.

“no’ mic sobbed loudly. “we;r emore like,, friends wtih benefits? as in, i beneFIT this dick up his ass ayy lmao” he lamaoed thru his tears.

the nurse kept askieng quetions but hizashy was sobbing too loudely to hear so he just said yes bc why not its good enouff 4 improv rite? the nurses let haizashi pass so he RAN into shotuas room, screming so loudly he killed like four people and a dog.

shoauta looked like he’d gotten fucked by knife dicks in all six holes at once. one of his legs was being held together with silly string and glue (aizawa was sniffing the bottel) and he was covered in blood and helo kitty bandaids. to put it simply he looked fine as fuck and mic was super fuckign horny for him but his teeers killed his boner

“mike u ignoernt slut ur so fcukin loud” aizawa moaned, taking a big hit from the glue bottle.

hizashey wanted to screm but he didnt want to get sued for murdeer again like last time so he kept his mouth shut by tenderly taking the glue bottle from aizawa and shovig it up his own ass.

“wat, arent u gonna offer me some simpathy sex?” aizawa asked raiesing an eyberow.

“maybe later” hixzashy wept sobbily. “right now im too full of emotion and ass glue to present my mic up ur bootyhole.

aizawa tenderly patted mic on the cheek with his scotch-taped cock (cock tape) and then licked the tears off his nuts. “its all good in the hood”

“All is N OT good in the hood you jelly filled fucknut!” mic screamed tearfully and angrily. “what if u are is DIED??? then the two of us could never cha-cha real smooth again!??? HOW COD U DO THIS TO MEH>???? IF U DIED,,,,,,” hizsahy cried and nutted at the same time “i’d die 2 bc my gay ass cant fuckien drive but its too far to walk 2 school so id try yo drive anyway and id crash the car and die and it would be ALL UR FOLT!!!!”

aizawa just rolled over in the hosptial bed and ripped his hospital gown open,e xposing his lush bird nest of chest hair and supple pink nips screaming out for slurpage. “ur so dramatic” he whsiepred seductively. “why dont u quit the shakespeare and start suckspeareing me off?”

hizashy wiped away his tears and got to succking. the nurse walked in as hizashi was giving aizawa some eraserHEAD if u know wat i mean. she crumbeled some paperwork into balls and threw them at mic and them stormed off.

“FILL THOSE OUT YA GODDAMN TWINK”

mic fillde out the paperwork with aizawas pen(is) and tehn tenderly cradeld aizawa in his arms (carefully cupping his nuts for protecktion of course) and got on the roomba he used insted of a car bc his gay ass never learned how 2 fuckin driev. “vrroom vroom bitch” he said as they sped away at a blistering pace of .005 mph from the hospital. “the ass-magnet 9000 is in motion fuckers!”

‘take me 2 taco bell” aizawa whined. “i hav some casual craigstlist sex solicitors to meet for dinner tonite”

“NO CASUAL CRAGESLIST SEX UNTIL U RECOVER FROM UR INJURIES!” hizashi screamed. “IM GONNA TAKE CARE OF U, U BIG SALTY BABY” hizashy was super mcfuckin gay for aizwa so watching him get fucked the hell up and then just want to immedetly get back on the plow horse (so to speak) and jump into th e casual craigslist sex wasnt fun.

hziashi did a sick ollie off his roomba and knocked the door down with his throbbing erection only to promptyl start sobbing when he got a dick splinter.

“u dum fuck thats wy u shoud go thru the door like a normal person” aizawa grumbled as he sucked out the dick splinter. “for fucking out loud even that 5 dollar thottie ALL MIGHT, SYMBOL OF PEACE TM goes thru doors like a normal person.” shouta thought for amoment. “well except for the one time at that christmas party in april,,”

“well YEAH but if i didnt kick down the door dick first wat kind of pro hero wold i be?” hizashi protested

“one wihtoout dick splinters”

“ya ok tru”

hizashy threw aizawa over his shoulder like a thicc sack of poatatos and caried him 2 his lightning mcqueen racecar bed where they made the sekcs for 35 seconds before aizawa fell asleep. mic, exhausted from the hwole dick splinter fiasco, fell aslep too, resting his head on shoutas soft pillowy ass.

he woke up the next morning when nemuri broke down his door and started kicking his ass “HIZASSHI YOU STUPID BITCH HO W D ARE U GET MARRIED WITHOUT ME????”

tensei, who had been wheeled in in a weelbarrow, slapped mic in the face with one of those rubber stretchy extendy hands that he carried around for that express purpose. “YEAH YOU WHORE I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A BRIDESMAID DAMMIT I ALREADY HAD MY OUTFIT ALL PICKED OUT I WAS GONNA WEAR THIS DANK ASS SONIC THE HEDGEHOG COSPLAY AND U FUCKERS R O B B ED ME OF MY HAPPINESS”

“wat in the fresh hell are u talkign about?” hizash asked confusedly.

tensei whipped out his rose gold iphone 69 and hsowed hiszashi a news report that said “THEY GAY BITCH” followed by a picture of mic and aizawa doin the scooby dooby doo on the hospital bed.

“Everyones shook af  by the news that screme mcmeme, also known as president michael, and iceicezawa are married!” the report said. there was a picture of one of the paramedics mic had accidently murdered with his screaming. before dying she had apparently tweeted to the news and told them that mic had said YEAH when she asked if he was married to the patient shoota and so now everyone in the world new they were gay and thogth they were married!!!

some ppl like tensei and nemuri were happy (about the marriege anyway, in general tensei wasnt happy bc his twitter had got hacked and the entire internet could see his turbo-nudes and his ingeniDONG) but there were some bitch ass hos that were not plesed with this developement.

for example endevor had posted in the yuotube comments of a video entirely unrelated to the marraige thing “these daM hOME OF SEXAULS keep ruinging eeverything with their GAY AJENDA!!!! my son looked at a Gay once and hes fuckin gay now, thx oBamA!!111! THIS IS THE FUTERE LIBERALS WANT!11! present mic?? more like present CUCK!!1!”

hizashi dropped the phone. how was he gonna explain this to the internet? how was he gonna explain this to shouta?!?????

tune in next week for more fuckery, i can probably get this done in three chapters lol, if not three then DEFINITELY six, it sure would be wild if it ended up being nine chapters huh lamao

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Left: Original

Right: Edited

We were tasked to line and colour a sketch yesterday, so I drew LC!Neuro in his Mid-Layer outfit.

Copics used: -B24 -B26 -B29 -B00 -B02 -B18 -C-3 -C-6 -C-9

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The village HR Seltas vs my (previously meta) SW Set is :bagsweats:

absolutely rekt

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always check which team you bring into a fight

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smh I don’t have my whole lou folder on gd

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Tama by Wold-Of-The-Hills

a redraw of something i did traditionally that i wasn’t happy with.

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local nerd gets frozen for the 5th time this week, has to be rescued again by disgruntled employees

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"Employee Griffin to start Attachment Work on Nothing There."

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ahh the demo’s so cool

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i love this so much i’m posting it everywhere

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i’d finish up the academy but the fandom killed 90% of my interest in writing

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i should draw LC!Neuro giving AT!Neuro a gun

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random doodle of lc griff while i pretend i don’t have homework

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hey does hokma know to what degree i’d die for him