#wolfhoux...?

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Wolf with a body pellow of Hoxton (the other side has houston)

His epic pilow B)

He got angry at it :(

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houston and hoxton kiss and make up at gunpoint

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sharing a bong until someone breaks it

Hormton that isn;t how you share man come oooooooon :((

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i'd buy a used car from these guys

Don't.

Hoxton would make a good car dealer tho, I feel. And by that I mean he's gonna scam the shit outta you.

Houston would probs be the fairest. But he'd treat it like you're adopting a pet. He's doing a background check on you, one speeding ticket, and you're donezo.

Wolf's not good at speaking, nor does he know much about cars. He'd probably just point at a car and go: "Um- um- um- it goes fast. It can hold MANY bodies. Want it?"

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fuck it. custom bath tub specifically to accommodate three grownass men for throuple bubble bath time

Houston is a very strict SHOWER ONLY guy. He doesn't like the weirdly slimy feeling of porcelain on skin.

Hoxton doesn't like showers... you can imagine why

Wolf's just happy to be here.

Hoxton's being waterboarded in the shower sprays. Also a reason Houston likes showers more.

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Do Houston and Hoxton fight over who has custody of the Wolf body pillow

They have a work around

Hoxton's plans of torment have fallen through...

This time.

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houston covered in oil

He got like- splorted on or some shit by his beloved van

Oil is a pretty general term

so if you were thinking olive oil, I gotchu

Not an oil, but he's getting slathered anyway

Give him a couple of years, and he'd make a YUMMY jerky

Hoxton's gonna make BIG BUCKS off his corpse

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Look what if wolfhoux falling asleep on the same bed and accidentally cuddling how about that? (hous is the first to wake up and he blushes and grumbles under his breath but doesn’t move and goes back to sleep)

(cue Hoxton waking up and shoving hous off the bed)

You won me over at Hox pushing Hous off

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We're forgetting that Houston loves the van so the instant he pipes up about bringing something to bed the other two instantly shuts him down

Only thing I can see is Houston making all of them sleep in said van, with Houston being the only one getting a decent sleep.

Broken back for Hoxton, new phobia discovered by Wolf. Peaceful slumber for the car lover. All is well in the world.

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What if houshox happened cus they were fighting and wolf put them in a big get along shirt

I'm like 99% sure I've already drawn Hox and Hoos in a get along shirt.

SO.

Have some other great "get along" activities the two have more than likely been forced to engage in

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Dallas and "Shain" haven't come over for dinner since

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Pilohw...

Wolf with a body pellow of Hoxton (the other side has houston)

His epic pilow B)

He got angry at it :(