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vaguely-concerned · 2 years

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john gaius through all of nona the ninth: why no respect for the lord's okayest little wizard boy :( im just a lil guy :( how come all the haters, PETA assholes and internet trolls are treating me like I just started a nuclear apocalypse just because I just started a nuclear apocalypse :( :( :( cancel culture has gone too far man :( :( :( :( :( my friends all loved me so deeply and trusted me so much so what was I supposed to do, not wipe their minds and then make them eat their loved ones so I was the only thing left for their lives to orbit around???? :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( the primal soul of the very earth doesn't like the body I made it even tho I based her on the prettiest barbie I knew and her 'concrit' is starting to make me feel really kind of attacked and hurt tbh :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( like and subscribe to witness more death magic with little to, actually, let's face it, no thought given to the ethical ramifications of any part of it

I hope someone tears him into a million pieces and sends each piece to a fresh new kind of hell for eternity <3

#pyrrha's comment about rewriting history later to frame him as a good wizard -- or at least an okay wizard -- had me absolutely screaming #world's okayest slutty dilf death wizard millenial with reservoirs of self pity that could replace the earth's oceans #nona the ninth #nona the ninth spoilers #ntn spoilers #the locked tomb spoilers #nona spoilers #the locked tomb #I think that should be every spoiler tag I can think of lol #john gaius

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